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[Gamer Ftw]

So I know people like to gush over the elves and dwarves but have you considered the differences in size may make these relationships unsatisfying?
then again I suspect dwarves are tripods.
also in regards to elves it seems it would be uncomfortable for them.

Modifié par Gamer Ftw, 20 avril 2011 - 09:31 .

[Huntress]

We can't say much about that, seems some dwarves/elves can carry huge swords!

And the most potent poison/drug comes in small doses.

Sizes doens't matter  is how is used* ....>exemples:  a dagger!, it can be as deadly as a sword lol

Modifié par Huntress, 20 avril 2011 - 09:47 .

[berelinde]

No idea, but I bet Isabela could tell you some stories...

Regardless of the race of the other participant, Hawke is human. Despite the fact that they share the same in-game models, one per gender, humans come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes and have an even wider variety of tastes. There will be someone for everyone.

[lockdown51]

True, but a sword does get the job done easier. And its hard to argue with a man that is wielding a huge sword.

I wonder if Fenris is trying to compensate for something. I mean he does have his fisting thing and still carries around the equivalent of a desert eagle.

[tmp7704]

At one point in DAO Leliana teases Zevran how she's "heard things about elven men" while she dares him to take off the pants.

You can read whatever you wish into it, but Zevran refuses to show the goods, so i don't think what Leliana has heard was exactly positive...

[Apathy1989]

I just wonder if Hawk hurts merrill when entering her deep roads... She is very small.

Modifié par Apathy1989, 20 avril 2011 - 10:47 .

[tmp7704]

There's elf babies passing through the very same piping just fine. And no matter how high Hawke may think of himself, seriously doubt he's anywhere near their size.

[Maria Caliban]

Gamer Ftw wrote...

So I know people like to gush over the elves and dwarves but have you considered the differences in size may make these relationships unsatisfying?

Is this the place to mention Merrill's raspy tongue? It might be relevant.

That said, penis and testicle size in relation to body size varies significantly among primates. A 500lbs, 6'3'' gorilla will have (at most) 2 inches when erect. A chimpanzee's is 3-3.5 inches.

A human male has the largest of any primate.

Whether non-human races have comparable genitalia would depend on their various mating strategies developed over several million of years. Or whatever the writers thought was appropriate.

tmp7704 wrote...

There's elf babies passing through the very same piping just fine. And no matter how high Hawke may think of himself, seriously doubt he's anywhere near their size.

There's a bit of a difference between giving birth and pleasurable sex.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 20 avril 2011 - 11:19 .

[hoorayforicecream]

Maria Caliban wrote...

There's a bit of a difference between giving birth and pleasurable sex.

Not if some fanfic writers are to be believed. 

[Maria Caliban]

In the real world, perhaps Fenris giving birth to Ander/Justice's child would lead to a horrific and painful death, but this is fantasy. We can't say it wouldn't lead to sparkly, orgasmic bliss.

[mesmerizedish]

Ew.

[Maria Caliban]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Ew.

Yes, well. I write what's requested. At least I didn't ask you to edit it.

[mesmerizedish]

Maria Caliban wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Ew.

Yes, well. I write what's requested. At least I didn't ask you to edit it.

But I would have.

On-topic... I imagine that everyone's pretty much normal.

[hoorayforicecream]

Maria Caliban wrote...

In the real world, perhaps Fenris giving birth to Ander/Justice's child would lead to a horrific and painful death, but this is fantasy. We can't say it wouldn't lead to sparkly, orgasmic bliss.

You know, this makes me think that Anders' manifesto is actually a bunch of self-insertion fanfic. 

[mesmerizedish]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

In the real world, perhaps Fenris giving birth to Ander/Justice's child would lead to a horrific and painful death, but this is fantasy. We can't say it wouldn't lead to sparkly, orgasmic bliss.

You know, this makes me think that Anders' manifesto is actually a bunch of self-insertion fanfic. 

Given the context, I think you could have picked a better descriptor than "self-insertion." Unless you intended the double-entendre, in which case... nice one!

This thread started off inthe gutter. There's no hope for it.

[TEWR]

Gamer Ftw wrote...

So I know people like to gush over the elves and dwarves but have you considered the differences in size may make these relationships unsatisfying?
then again I suspect dwarves are tripods.
also in regards to elves it seems it would be uncomfortable for them.

http://www.youtube.c...n7aHs2MnA8]This explains the dwarves[/url]

In all seriousness though, it probably boils down to the laws our world follows in regards to size. Genetics.


Just wait until the Qunari discover plastic surgery. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if they already have, but feel it's useless because they're already well endowed....

you know. because the Qun demands it.

[hoorayforicecream]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

In the real world, perhaps Fenris giving birth to Ander/Justice's child would lead to a horrific and painful death, but this is fantasy. We can't say it wouldn't lead to sparkly, orgasmic bliss.

You know, this makes me think that Anders' manifesto is actually a bunch of self-insertion fanfic. 

Given the context, I think you could have picked a better descriptor than "self-insertion." Unless you intended the double-entendre, in which case... nice one!

This thread started off inthe gutter. There's no hope for it.

You know I have a way with words. I am a very cunning linguist. 

[Gamer Ftw]

I was more wondering about the male on male relationships really.
Oooh and what if a quinari fell in love with an elf?
poor elf.

Modifié par Gamer Ftw, 21 avril 2011 - 09:11 .

[Andraste_Reborn]

I was more wondering about the male on male relationships really.

Assuming they're into activities where size differences between Tab A and Slot B could be an issue (not all guys are) they can always use more lube. I bet they have great magic lube in Thedas.

[Wulfram]

Elves don't seem to be outside the range of human variations in the real world.

[tmp7704]

Maria Caliban wrote...

There's a bit of a difference between giving birth and pleasurable sex.

As there's a bit of a difference between pleasurable sex and getting hurt*

*) though obv. there's exceptions to that

Modifié par tmp7704, 21 avril 2011 - 04:52 .

[Serelir]

Gamer Ftw wrote...

I was more wondering about the male on male relationships really.
Oooh and what if a quinari fell in love with an elf?
poor elf.

Do you have the Pearl redone mod? Now that is nasty. Poor male elf