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[Chromie]

Take your pick from these two videos...Part 1 and Part 2
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Modifié par Stanley Woo, 21 avril 2011 - 05:23 .

[vometia]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Sigh, that's what I was going to post.  The rest of Gilliam's tirade was also very amusing, though!

There's also John Cleese's insult to Peter Cook in "The Secret Policeman's Ball": you're one of the most boring, tedious, uninteresting, monotonous, flatulent, flat-headed, cloth-eared, swivel-eyed, fornicating little gits I ever laid eyes on.

Linky, for the curious.

[BTG_01]

Blackadder always had the best put-downs for Baldrick.

Bladrick: I have a cunning plan to save the king.
Blackadder: Well forgive me if I don't do a cartwheel of joy; your family's history in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy McNolegs' personal best in the Market Harborough marathon.


"Baldrick, your brain is like the four-headed, man-eating haddock fish-beast of Aberdeen."
"In what way?"
"It doesn't exist."


"Ha! Got him with my subtle plan."
"I don't see any subtle plan."
"You wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again.'"


My personal favourite:

"Your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants."

Modifié par BTG_01, 21 avril 2011 - 01:40 .

[Shasow]

Noob.

[gastovski]

best insult to me

What would you say to the PC gamer who feels like Dragon Age II was "dumbed down" compared to Origins?

I
would suggest that they play on Hard, frankly. Origins on normal 
delivered a pretty painful experience on the PC if you were new to RPGs,
and I firmly believe that it turned people off.

[Godak]

Someone called me "Capt. Obvious" once.

GAWD that sucked. My tears flowed freely for several millenia. Many pints of ice cream were consumed.

[Spjuv3rn]

"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

[Dominus]

Spjuv3rn wrote...

"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

Forsooth, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken! Er, strange avatar head, I mean.

[Spjuv3rn]

DominusVita wrote...

Forsooth, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken! Er, strange avatar head, I mean.

*To my avatar.*

"Ahh beauteous creature you are my masterpiece."

Modifié par Spjuv3rn, 21 avril 2011 - 07:21 .

[Deathwurm]

My Grand-Father used to bust out and call someone a "Magagabag" every once in a while...
One day when I was about 14 I finally asked him what the heck that meant & he turned to me and said:
"It's 20 pounds of Crap in a 10 pound Bag!"
So, that's kinda my favorite.

[AllThatJazz]

BTG_01 wrote...

Blackadder always had the best put-downs for Baldrick.

Bladrick: I have a cunning plan to save the king.
Blackadder: Well forgive me if I don't do a cartwheel of joy; your family's history in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy McNolegs' personal best in the Market Harborough marathon.


"Baldrick, your brain is like the four-headed, man-eating haddock fish-beast of Aberdeen."
"In what way?"
"It doesn't exist."


"Ha! Got him with my subtle plan."
"I don't see any subtle plan."
"You wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again.'"


My personal favourite:

"Your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants."

Yes, anything from Blackadder.

Personal favourite (Blackadder addressing Mrs Miggins): 'If we were the only three people left in the world, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick'.

In real life, a builder whose wolf-whistle I ignored then shouted to me 'Nice legs love! When do they open for business?', which was both gross and, in retrospect, rather good. I believe my response was 'For you? At twenty-nine o'clock on the eleventeenth of Octember!', which was the best I could come up with ...

Modifié par AllThatJazz, 21 avril 2011 - 10:16 .

[Drake Sigar]

"I hope you die by getting hit by a truck full of cancer."

Modifié par Drake Sigar, 21 avril 2011 - 12:14 .

[J0HNL3I]

You great, soft, sissy, girly, nancy, French, bender, Man United
supporting puff!

[Tazzmission]

depends on how heated i get.... if im really mad i usually say to the person that there mother shouldve aborted them when she had a chance

[Snowship]

Hurry up and get to the part where I say No

[Bad King]

"You fight like a cow!"

[marbatico]

we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb--for real

Modifié par marbatico, 21 avril 2011 - 03:53 .

[roflchoppaz]

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Modifié par Stanley Woo, 21 avril 2011 - 05:30 .

[Stanley Woo]

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