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[flipflopbop]

.....*pause*......You're a towel ! A bit goofy but it did make me laugh..

[Nattfare]

Bernard Black: "You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."

Or:

Manny: "Do you think I should wash my beard?"

Bernard: "I think you should wash it, yeah. And shave it off, nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow."

[marbatico]

Stanley Woo wrote...

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ahhh, but those make for the best ones!

[TheMufflon]

[quote containing gratuitous amounts of profanity and extremely inappropriate language pre-emptively removed] 

Modifié par TheMufflon, 21 avril 2011 - 08:24 .

[Elhanan]

You are only half the person I thought you were, and have a brain to match!

You have a one track mind, and the train has been derailed!

I can see where they got the You in ugly!

[casedawgz]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Nothing tops it, all these years later.

[Elvis_Mazur]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Folks, please remember that the forum rules are still in effect for this discussion. This means that swearing is not permitted, inappropriate language is not permitted, and links containing inappropriate language or profanity throughout are not permitted. Links containing mild use of profanity or inappropriate language are permitted only with an accompanying content warning.

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Well, now it is pretty much an useless thread.

Modifié par PetrySilva, 21 avril 2011 - 08:58 .

[Elhanan]

When they made you, they broke the mold; had to, as it was already cracked....

They have half a mind to speak their thoughts, and they prove it. Often....

They have all the personality of a wet dish rag.

They are so dense that they attract satellites.

They started their concert at 8 sharp; ended at 10 flat.

Modifié par Elhanan, 21 avril 2011 - 09:00 .

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

Weak-minded fool! Do you not realize how close I am to conquering your inner voice of reason?!

[Volus Warlord]

Damn ninjas.

[Fufu12]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Folks, please remember that the forum rules are still in effect for this discussion. This means that swearing is not permitted, inappropriate language is not permitted, and links containing inappropriate language or profanity throughout are not permitted. Links containing mild use of profanity or inappropriate language are permitted only with an accompanying content warning.

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Your mother plays card games in hell!

[Rockworm503]

Yeah I can't post the best cause of the rules of the forums. Just look up Nostalgia Critic and insult.

[Drake Sigar]

Volus Warlord wrote...

Damn ninjas.

Isn't the phrase actually "Damn, ninjas" to reflect how truly screwed the speaker is.

Modifié par Drake Sigar, 22 avril 2011 - 09:15 .

[Moondoggiesucksdick]

Fufu12 wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

Folks, please remember that the forum rules are still in effect for this discussion. This means that swearing is not permitted, inappropriate language is not permitted, and links containing inappropriate language or profanity throughout are not permitted. Links containing mild use of profanity or inappropriate language are permitted only with an accompanying content warning.

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Your mother plays card games in hell!

That was pretty funny.

[NamiraWilhelm]

This is my favourite. Its got everything; insulting, snotty, traditional. Ready?




"Has your mother sold her mangle?"

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 22 avril 2011 - 11:54 .

[Elhanan]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Sir Winston Churchill: Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[Blastback]

I guess you just have settle for fifth place turd belly. Turd bucket. Turd bag. Turd burger.

Ineligible to win mayor Mcturd. Senor los Turdicus. Dr. Turd I presume.

I'm reserving fourth place for any late entries who would obviously be better than you! Such as a turd or a turd farmer. Or even a turd deliveryman. The honorable senator turd, from the homestate of Turdland, representing the good people of New Turd connecticut, from the congressional subcomitte on turds, and turdlyness!

Tuuurrd.

[vometia]

Elhanan wrote...

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Sir Winston Churchill: Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

There were some great exchanges between those two.  Another famous one (paraphrased)

Lady Astor: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: Madam, you are ugly.  But I shall be sober in the morning.

Edit: turns out that it wasn't Lady Astor but some opposition MP.  Still amusing, though.

Modifié par vometia, 22 avril 2011 - 11:43 .

[bmwcrazy]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my enormous ******. What were you saying?

[Mark B]

One cricketer trying to sledge (insult/intimidate) another: "Why are you so fat?"

Reply: "Because everytime I *expletive deleted" your wife, she gives me a biscuit"

[AllThatJazz]

Another Churchill insult:


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

[mousestalker]

"After seeing you, I truly feel sorry for your mother"