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Best insult you've ever heard?

Débuté par Guest_Capt. Obvious_* , avril 21 2011 12:47

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#51
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:08

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[quote]Stanley Woo wrote...

:ph34r:[quote containing inappropriate language removed]:ph34r:
Although it was more so the WAY he said it that was awesome. And It just made so little sense when he said that, and the guy he was arguing with was just so stunned by this bizzare comment he couldn't even respond. Even after my grandpa walked away he just stood there like... "wait what just happened"[/quote]H-He got rid of my grandpa's epic quote.... NOOOOOO~~
You just better hope he doesn't find out about this... The man's crazy, and he wears santa suits while driving a motercycle, proving he is a guy you do NOT want to mess with. I won't tell him you did this... But... Just watch your back for santa bikers, okay?

Modifié par randumb vanguard, 23 avril 2011 - 05:11 .

#52
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:13

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"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young."

#53
Phaffner
Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:16

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Never mind, on second thought I'll just use my hand.

#54
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:18

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taken off then :)

Modifié par O Tucker, 23 avril 2011 - 05:24 .

#55
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:20

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O tucker, it was already linked before by roflchoppaz, and got subsequently removed by da Woo. Just letting you know before it gets taken out.

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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:22

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nevermind 'n' stuff.

Modifié par randumb vanguard, 23 avril 2011 - 05:29 .

#57
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:25

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randumb vanguard wrote...

O Tucker wrote...

this



you.......

Stanley woo just warned us of that kind of link... At least edit and put up a warning for the language and whatnot... 
Don't want anyone opening that link around kids.


if i were you i would change this lol :)

Modifié par O Tucker, 23 avril 2011 - 05:27 .

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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:26

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Modifié par O Tucker, 23 avril 2011 - 05:27 .

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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:33

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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?" - Groucho Marx

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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 05:41

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"You're a deterrent example for childbearing"

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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 06:14

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AllThatJazz wrote...

Another Churchill insult:


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.


Gee, Churchhill must have been a real **** back then.

#62
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 06:26

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Capt. Obvious wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Another Churchill insult:


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.


Gee, Churchhill must have been a real **** back then.


Indeed. But I guess that being an all-round nasty piece of work probably served him reasonably well as PM during wartime. Not quite as popular after the war, IIRC ... 

#63
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 06:42

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AllThatJazz wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Another Churchill insult:


Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.


Gee, Churchhill must have been a real **** back then.


Indeed. But I guess that being an all-round nasty piece of work probably served him reasonably well as PM during wartime. Not quite as popular after the war, IIRC ... 


Yeah he lost the election in 1945 but got back into No. 10 in 1951.

#64
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 07:10

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"Your parents are brothers."

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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 07:24

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George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill): Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.

Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.

#66
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 08:41

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Modifié par Elton John is dead, 23 avril 2011 - 08:45 .

#67
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 09:45

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Nice one, Elton John.

#68
Eternal Phoenix
Posté 23 avril 2011 - 10:07

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That's Elton John is dead and thanks. My insults were too awesome for this forum.

#69
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 10:10

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I got a good one too! This only works for you or someone similar with that name though.

"Elton John is NOT dead! He's right here."

#70
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 10:22

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Shasow wrote...

I got a good one too! This only works for you or someone similar with that name though.

"Elton John is NOT dead! He's right here."


Nope. He's dead:


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What you see on the site is an illusion I have created and the current "Elton John" is just an imposter I created. I killed the real one ages ago and this screen print is what I see on my computer. Only computers that are of the government see the truth. To make his death not link to me, I made it look like a suicide. The government have kept this quiet because I paid them and excuse the age, I took him back into the past to kill him. It's complicated and my reasons for killing him is complicated too.

Of course, none of you will believe me and I don't care. I like it that way. If people did believe me, I'd be fighting the police. 

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 23 avril 2011 - 10:25 .

#71
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 10:26

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#72
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 10:50

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Edit:

Nevermind. :huh::huh::huh::huh:

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 23 avril 2011 - 10:51 .

#73
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 10:51

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Illusion, this is the truth:

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#74
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Posté 23 avril 2011 - 11:56

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[quote]Elton John is dead wrote...

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Hyownsm! JJJmmnslloppn?? Klinhijsiosjoisjsojwopjwifbjfbjm!!!!!! :D


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Holy crap...

#75
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Posté 24 avril 2011 - 12:41

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George Bernard Shaw writing to Churchill: Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend, if you have one
Churchill: Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one
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