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[Frozenflamekid]

I don't have the video but here is the transcript....

Bioware Developer Diary ---> We believe there is only one type of
gamer. One that gives us his money. We don't really break them out any
further than that. Once we reach a point in development where we have
met that requirement, we stop developing and shift to marketing. That
usually comes a good year before we actually ship the game. We use that
time to create fancy CGI trailers that have no relation to how the final
game will actually look. We also use music in these that you will never
hear in the game. We then move to DLC creation. We use the the reverse
formula for "biggest bang for your buck" which we call "biggest buck for
a small bang". To explain, we create little items for the game that add
nothing to the experience. We even use armor from other games! Even
sci-fi games! We call that "cross genre milking" and it works like a
charm. Our company motto is "You can always milk a blind sheep". That's
how we like our gamer community. It has done wonders for our
profitability. Check out our next dev diary where we will discuss our
new expansion "Dragon Age 2: Sheep Charge In".     

Head over to the EA Store to pre-order now and get your free sheep collar that gives you "Stamina +10, Inteliigence -10"

<3

[DragonRacer]

Tyrion-Imp wrote...

I don't have the video but here is the transcript....

Bioware Developer Diary ---> We believe there is only one type of
gamer. One that gives us his money. We don't really break them out any
further than that. Once we reach a point in development where we have
met that requirement, we stop developing and shift to marketing. That
usually comes a good year before we actually ship the game. We use that
time to create fancy CGI trailers that have no relation to how the final
game will actually look. We also use music in these that you will never
hear in the game. We then move to DLC creation. We use the the reverse
formula for "biggest bang for your buck" which we call "biggest buck for
a small bang". To explain, we create little items for the game that add
nothing to the experience. We even use armor from other games! Even
sci-fi games! We call that "cross genre milking" and it works like a
charm. Our company motto is "You can always milk a blind sheep". That's
how we like our gamer community. It has done wonders for our
profitability. Check out our next dev diary where we will discuss our
new expansion "Dragon Age 2: Sheep Charge In".     

Head over to the EA Store to pre-order now and get your free sheep collar that gives you "Stamina +10, Inteliigence -10"
<3

Oh, delicious irony...

Modifié par DragonRacer, 21 avril 2011 - 12:57 .

[MistySun]

That just about sums it all up.

[elearon1]

I can't wait for this game!

[T-0pel]

Pre-ordering now! :-D

[Cutlass Jack]

*yawn*

[Persephone]

Wow....another totally "new" way to insult Bioware.

We never see that anymore, given how respectful, constructive and polite this forum has become as of late.

[Frozenflamekid]

We have a winner! Persephone has won our new in game item. "The Sheep Costume". You will be able to find it in the game by the following description "Costume - 3 stars".

*We took away item descriptors in DA2 to prevent confusion, anxiety and frustration

All you have to do to claim your prize...is go on Facebook and "Like" all EA Games!

We will then send you your code via email.

[KLUME777]

I laughed, well done OP.

This Forum needs to lighten up. Just look at the above posts.

[Cutlass Jack]

KLUME777 wrote...

I laughed, well done OP.

This Forum needs to lighten up. Just look at the above posts.

Not really. I've seen better. Not even a mangiraffedog picture.

[Beerfish]

I see both this forum and the other non-registered game owner forum are still in the sorry state.

[KLUME777]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

KLUME777 wrote...

I laughed, well done OP.

This Forum needs to lighten up. Just look at the above posts.

Not really. I've seen better. Not even a mangiraffedog picture.

I agree, so have i. I still chuckled.

And people on this forum still need to lighten up.

Modifié par KLUME777, 21 avril 2011 - 02:08 .

[McAdams]

Is the OP for real?

[Leonia]

It would be funnier if it was in good taste but like most "humour" on this side of the forums, it's too tongue-in-cheek to be entertaining.

Don't you guys have something better to do than rage against this game?

[Wittand25]

Well at least the OP is creative. The poster however is completely off the mark regarding the DLC items since all of them were free and as insult to Bioware fans it is rather inefficient. I expect a little more subtlety so that there is a small chance that forum members mistake the intention of the poster.

I would say 2/5.

[Rockpopple]

I give your snark 1 out of 10 mangiraffedogs. Way too much effort for way too little kick.

[Persephone]

Tyrion-Imp wrote...

We have a winner! Persephone has won our new in game item. "The Sheep Costume". You will be able to find it in the game by the following description "Costume - 3 stars".

Is that supposed to be funny or something? Yeeeeeeeeees, because expecting manners and constructive posts totally makes me a "Sheep". Just grow up.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Tyrion-Imp wrote...

Head over to the EA Store to pre-order now and get your free sheep collar that gives you "Stamina +10, Inteliigence -10"

<3

As you can tell, the OP bought two. 

[WardenGriff]

Persephone wrote...


Is that supposed to be funny or something? Yeeeeeeeeees, because expecting manners and constructive posts totally makes me a "Sheep". Just grow up.

These are manners? Pot meets kettle,  Fade to black......

[Avissel]

I will gift you with this small rock wheel, which you may use to grind your axe alone in your room with the only person that cares.

Please try again when you can come up with something that's actually entertaining.

[Leonia]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Tyrion-Imp wrote...

Head over to the EA Store to pre-order now and get your free sheep collar that gives you "Stamina +10, Inteliigence -10"

<3

As you can tell, the OP bought two. 

Now this, this is funny. Well done, sir.

[syllogi]

Here's an idea...how about the people who are outraged by threads with deceptive titles and inflammatory content PM a moderator or developer about it, while those who agree with the intent of said post go post constructively elsewhere, as to not encourage trolls.

Wouldn't that be lovely?

[Leonia]

Because the moderators shouldn't have to spend their time investigating 75% of the content around here? They do have lives and other jobs to attend to.

[JabbaDaHutt30]

TeenZombie wrote...

Here's an idea...how about the people who are outraged by threads with deceptive titles and inflammatory content PM a moderator or developer about it, while those who agree with the intent of said post go post constructively elsewhere, as to not encourage trolls.

Wouldn't that be lovely?

NO!!

Praise our game only, only praise we want. Praise to Mike Streamlaw, only PRAISE to MIKE STREAMLAW!!

[AkiKishi]

Tyrion-Imp wrote...

We have a winner! Persephone has won our new in game item. "The Sheep Costume". You will be able to find it in the game by the following description "Costume - 3 stars".

*We took away item descriptors in DA2 to prevent confusion, anxiety and frustration

All you have to do to claim your prize...is go on Facebook and "Like" all EA Games!

We will then send you your code via email.

What do I have to do to win a moogle mascott costume?