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[Frozenflamekid]

I don't have the video but here is the transcript....

Bioware Developer Diary ---> We believe there is only one type of
gamer. One that gives us his money. We don't really break them out any
further than that. Once we reach a point in development where we have
met that requirement, we stop developing and shift to marketing. That
usually comes a good year before we actually ship the game. We use that
time to create fancy CGI trailers that have no relation to how the final
game will actually look. We also use music in these that you will never
hear in the game. We then move to DLC creation. We use the the reverse
formula for "biggest bang for your buck" which we call "biggest buck for
a small bang". To explain, we create little items for the game that add
nothing to the experience. We even use armor from other games! Even
sci-fi games! We call that "cross genre milking" and it works like a
charm. Our company motto is "You can always milk a blind sheep". That's
how we like our gamer community. It has done wonders for our
profitability. Check out our next dev diary where we will discuss our
new expansion "Dragon Age 2: Sheep Charge In".     

Head over to the EA Store to pre-order now and get your free sheep collar that gives you "Stamina +10, Inteliigence -10"

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[John Epler]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that dead horse.

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a locked thread going.