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[Leonia]

Next we'll be discussing why krogan have 4 testicles..

[Severyx]

Dave666 wrote...

*facepalm*

Did you not even read what I wrote?

I'll say it again, the developers (Bioware) have tried to claim this. Not me, I said it was stupid twice, did that not give you a clue?  I even said why they were trying this BS.

I will counter your facepalm with a DOUBLE FACEPALM OF DOOM. One from me, and one from this guy:

didymos1120 wrote...

No, it's not canon.  Canon is what the game says, and it still says they're female.  It also came out after Hudson
made the first infamous statement.  It's just PR nonsense that can be ignored.  Unless of course you feel like mocking them for it. 

Modifié par Severyx, 22 avril 2011 - 01:05 .

[Eudaemonium]

leonia42 wrote...

Next we'll be discussing why krogan have 4 testicles..

So why do Krogan have 4 testicles?


I actually assume it has to do with their backup organs.

[Leonia]

Bah, that was going to be my answer!

[Knight_47K]

Mono-gendered male species!!!

Why does the word sausage-fest comes to my mind.

Now I can't shake the images from my mind.

[Dave666]

Severyx wrote...

Dave666 wrote...

*facepalm*

Did you not even read what I wrote?

I'll say it again, the developers (Bioware) have tried to claim this. Not me, I said it was stupid twice, did that not give you a clue?  I even said why they were trying this BS.

I will counter your facepalm with a DOUBLE FACEPALM OF DOOM. One from me, and one from this guy:

didymos1120 wrote...

No, it's not canon.  Canon is what the game says, and it still says they're female.  It also came out after Hudson
made the first infamous statement.  It's just PR nonsense that can be ignored.  Unless of course you feel like mocking them for it. 

I'm sorry, but you've forced me to do this.

Lets try for a hatrick shall we?

Dave666 wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Dave666 wrote...
The problem is that Bioware have stated that Asari are not female.  Its stupid, but they've gone and done it.  They are claiming that Asari are not Female so that they can say that 'there have never been any lesbian relationships in Mass Effect'.  Because it comes from the Devs its now canon. Like I said, its stupid.

No, it's not canon.  Canon is what the game says, and it still says they're female.  It also came out after Hudson made the first infamous statement.  It's just PR nonsense that can be ignored.  Unless of course you feel like mocking them for it.  

I do a bit, yes.  Mockery does seem somewhat appropriate doesn't it? [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

See what happens when you selectively read a thread?

[Razorsedge820]

Don't ask why, just enjoy them.

[Severyx]

Dave666 wrote...

See what happens when you selectively read a thread?

Wow, you're still going on about this? Alright, one last shot at humoring:

Actually, all I saw was what happens when a user is proved wrong and tries to play it off. My post simply came after that.

And for the record, I did read the whole thing. Of course, saying that now doesn't mean much.

ANYWHO. This thread can simply be bundled in the hundreds of other needlessly nitpicky things. Like other people have pointed out: Just enjoy it.

Modifié par Severyx, 22 avril 2011 - 01:57 .

[Abramis brama]

Asari are definitely not female.

[Dave666]

Severyx wrote...

Dave666 wrote...

See what happens when you selectively read a thread?

Wow, you're still going on about this? Alright, one last shot at humoring:

Actually, all I saw was what happens when a user is proved wrong and tries to play it off. My post simply came after that.

And for the record, I did read the whole thing. Of course, saying that now doesn't mean much.

ANYWHO. This thread can simply be bundled in the hundreds of other needlessly nitpicky things. Like other people have pointed out: Just enjoy it.

My last attempt at humoring, if you look on page one, you'll notice that I responded to Didymos a full hour before you posted.  It was meant as a silly little joke at Bioware's expense, that both Didymos and I were in on.

Had you simply looked at the post after his you might even have gotten the joke and not ended up looking silly.

[amcnow]

They have them because of genetics.  Duh!



Seriously, the most logical answer would be nursing (like others have already stated).  As to the other apparent argument...  They are mono-gendered (mono meaning one), which does not exclude them from being females.

[CulturalGeekGirl]

The larger question is this: why is the majority of the galaxy bipedal and roughly humanoid? Way to drop the xenomorphic ball, Bioware!

[Reaper Bob]

Because romancing a Rachni or a Collector just wouldn't cut it.

[Reaper Bob]

Abit more serious then my above statement, I think it's because we see humans as the dominant species, a human life is worth more then a life of an animal, most humans think. It's easier to have sympathy for anything that looks abit human, then ugly monsters or bug like creatures (like the old Shadow Broker).

[Chuvvy]

Skarwael wrote...

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a
hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since
first he looked up at the stars?" - Zapp Brannigan

"Kif, I'm asking you a question."

[Chuvvy]

Eudaemonium wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Next we'll be discussing why krogan have 4 testicles..

So why do Krogan have 4 testicles?


I actually assume it has to do with their backup organs.

Testicle size is directly related to the promiscuity of the women in the comunity. (Most of a mans sperm is there to kill other sperm.) And Krogan females are in short supply, so they're sleeping with allot of people. Thus bigger/more testicles. Krogan may have only had two at one point, but due to their fast evolution they just got an extra two to compensate for, things.

Science.

Modifié par Slidell505, 22 avril 2011 - 03:17 .

[Warlocomotf]

You know what annoys me? All of this "why do they have breasts?" nonsence, so what? They look 95% human and you only take offense with breasts?

Yeah, yeah it's fine that they look entirely human like. What? Breasts? No ofcourse not, human like but without breasrs, duh?

[Kalcean]

because who wouldn't want to motorboat an alien?

[armass]

The whole asari race is plain fanservice for males.

Modifié par armass, 23 avril 2011 - 01:38 .

[AngelicMachinery]

Reaper Bob wrote...

Because romancing a Collector just wouldn't cut it.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL<3

[Kusy]

Asari have breasts? Or do they...

Modifié par Mr.Kusy, 23 avril 2011 - 01:51 .

[Pwener2313]

Is it "Sexuality in Mass Effect" day or what?

[Centauri2002]

armass wrote...

The whole asari race is plain fanservice for males.

Nonsense, I enjoy them just as much and I'm female. >:3

In fact, in a way, asari are probably more appealing to me than a male. But I'll leave that sentence annoyingly without explanation.