Urdnot Orrad wrote...
Saphara wrote...
I dont know about you, but by "realistic" i believe he means realisticly proportioned. You're not going to see a naturally skinny girl with huge boobs and butts unless they're plastic.
I have no problem with curvy girls in games, as i am one of them, but i do have issues with extremely disproportionate depictions of women and excessive use of butt shots (and yes, this includes Jacob).
... You're a video game character?!?! :happy:
Naw, bro, she means she has big boobies, like me.
Allow me to tell you more about my boobs. See, you don't get to be a D-cup without putting a little weight on in other places or going for silicone. So, if a video game character's ****** are bigger than mine, but she's skinnier than my 117-pound brother, we've got a problem.
Miranda's body actually isn't horribly out of proportion. Yeah, she's pretty thin for someone with as much boobage and badonkadonk, but it's not WTF territory. And yeah, her outfit is pretty damn tight, but you know what? So long as it's not shoved in my face, it's fine.
But here's where it gets ugly:
1. The camera repeatedly zooms in on her ass at completely inappropriate times.
2. She (and Samara) wear heels and spandex in hostile environments where you need to move quickly and protect yourself from both extreme terrain and heavy gunfire (I'm giving Jack a pass because she's batsh*t insane and isn't wearing the kind of shoes prone to breaking ankles).
Now, if any of you have worn stilettos before, raise your hands.
Okay, those of you with your hands up... Would you seriously want to run through a giant warehouse filled with pissed off aliens and evil techno-zombies in the middle of a gunfight with those puppies on?
My ankles throb with the mere thought of it.
Unless Samara is boosting her balance with biotics and Miranda has had her legs reinforced with steel, these lovely ladies win the prize for worst choice in shoes ever. I'm not against heels, but there is a time and place for them. That time is not during a suicide mission, and the place is most certainly not inside a hostile alien base.
Capiche?
(Also, oh my God, shoes.)