Jack - You're wearing that in space? Well... If you want to do this space porno now than I can't really decline. Just know that it will be on a non-canon save.
Samara - Such a tease! You wont put out yet you wear that? You know you want some of this Shepard Meat! That or you aren't as 'wise' as you would like others to believe...
Thane - Okay, you're supposed to be an assassin. I can dig that you want to be nimble... Yet why is it in teamfights you don't 'act' like an assassin? Maybe you should consider some armor? Maybe? Especially for those rockets to the face you tend to get so much on Insanity?
Jacob - Just no... You told me you used to be in the Alliance. Last time I checked the Alliance is smart enough to wear armor, Now you on the otherhand? Well... I wonder if TIM did some 'tests' on you in the past to explain why you suddenly became an idiot to forgo armor.
Miranda - I get it. You want me but I'm clearly with Ashley. Sure we can have a 'fling' on my Renegade Save but that's as far as it'll go. Reason being is that you're supposed to be the 'perfect' woman yet you seem to have a 'very' imperfect brain. Hell, even an 'idiot' knows to wear armor even when you have Bioics.
Tali - Okay, you're wearing a suit... Understandable. That's a 'thing' many Quarians do from those that I've met. Though seeing how even a 'scratch' in the suit can be life threatening to you I was wondering... Why not add some more 'armor' or 'protection' to protect the outside of the suit? Just a thought is all since you don't seem all that nimble despite the way you stand.
Kasumi - Kai Leng does Assassin right. He's nimble and wears some armor. You should take pointers from that. Though ignore his Cerberus thoughts since that might not be an upgrade for you. Armor and nimbleness? Those you need to take pointers for from this hypocrite.
Zaeed - You're almost perfect! The only thing is that mask... You cover your face but not the back of your head? No wonder your team dies so much with you. What with following 'that' kind of example on what 'not' to wear as a helmet in space.
Morinth - You're evil. It's understandable that you got smacked from the stupid stick. Being Samara's daughter only means that it isn't your fault and your stupidity is from your gene pool and not you.
Those that did it right.
Garrus - You're my bro. A bit dense at times and way too impatient... As well as whinny but atleast you aren't an idiot. I can respect that, dawg.
Legion - With you being Geth and a Sniper I'll let you pass. Though for christs sake cover up that hole and maybe think of getting some 'light' armor upgrades.
Grunt- Other than Garrus you're the only other person that gets a perfect score. You may be young, naive, and crazy but at least you have more intelligence than nearly everyone else on the crew. If Garrus wasen't already my bro you would be my bro and that's from the heart.
Modifié par Elite Midget, 26 avril 2011 - 12:21 .





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