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[Pwener2313]

What the F are you people talking about?

[Urdnot Orrad]

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

We're talking about quarian-turian porn games, duhhh.

[Urdnot Orrad]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Is the genophage that disease which reduces the number of geth babies that are born, right?

Close, actually. It doesn't kill the babies, but it does cause the fathers that are carrying them to literally eat themselves alive. Go figure.

[Pwener2313]

Urdnot Orrad wrote...

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

We're talking about quarian-turian porn games, duhhh.

You want a link?

[TheOtherTheoG]

Oh, so Conrad Verner is the keeper super biotic guy who glows orange and says 'assuming direct control', right?

[darkiddd]

CandleJack wrote...

I think I sold the geth to Cerberus...

Can I give the credits back and get Legion back?

Man you just missed one of the best companions of Mass Effect and Bioware history:unsure:

[lolwut666]

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

Obviously, we're having an in-depth discussion about the canon.

But I don't expect your sterile mind to graps the abstract concepts being talked about on this very thread for great justice.

Be gone with ye, ignoramus.

[Urdnot Orrad]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Oh, so Conrad Verner is the keeper super biotic guy who glows orange and says 'assuming direct control', right?

EXACTLY! And when he's in your squad, he can use ALL weapons so you don't have to! AND he's invincible!

[TheOtherTheoG]

Wait, are Quarians the jellyfish ones, or the blue ones?

[Urdnot Orrad]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Wait, are Quarians the jellyfish ones, or the blue ones?

BOTH!

[lolwut666]

CandleJack wrote...

darkiddd wrote...

CandleJack wrote...

I think I sold the geth to Cerberus...

Can I give the credits back and get Legion back?

Man you just missed one of the best companions of Mass Effect and Bioware history:unsure:

not really. He seem boring and robotic. Hope he doesnt show for ME1.

Indeed. Just like it'd have been horrible if Leon showed up on Resident Evil 1.

[ZenJestr]

this thread is what happens when trolling goes right

I approve

[MidnightRaith]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Wait, are Quarians the jellyfish ones, or the blue ones?

No, they are the slow talking ones. Remember Hamlet? They totally rocked that.

[lolwut666]

No. The slow-talking ones are the heretic quarians.

The true quarians are the short, rotund ones who sold me this ****ty watch for twice its real price.

Modifié par lolwut666, 27 avril 2011 - 02:43 .

[Urdnot Orrad]

MidnightRaith wrote...

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Wait, are Quarians the jellyfish ones, or the blue ones?

No, they are the slow talking ones. Remember Hamlet? They totally rocked that.

Yeah, but they should've made it longer. A whole week to act out a single scene is just too slow in ME's universe.

[Targy90]

lolwut666 wrote...

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

Obviously, we're having an in-depth discussion about the canon.

But I don't expect your sterile mind to graps the abstract concepts being talked about on this very thread for great justice.

Be gone with ye, ignoramus.

Yep, you simply can't process this with a normal brain. Your face will melt off and your childen will weep over your exploded body.

[TheOtherTheoG]

Is Shepard really an Elcor/Drell baby? Is that why he has all of those weird visions about the destruction of the universe by giant space hamsters?

[StowyMcStowstow]

This thread is great. The "I hope he doesn't show for ME1" post was fantastic.

[Pwener2313]

lolwut666 wrote...

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

Obviously, we're having an in-depth discussion about the canon.

But I don't expect your sterile mind to graps the abstract concepts being talked about on this very thread for great justice.

Be gone with ye, ignoramus.

[Urdnot Orrad]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Is Shepard really an Elcor/Drell baby? Is that why he has all of those weird visions about the destruction of the universe by giant space hamsters?

Yes. But they aren't space hamsters, they're space MANGIRAFFEDOGS!!

Wasn't that obvious?!

[Fat Headed Wolf]

Pwener2313 wrote...

lolwut666 wrote...

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

Obviously, we're having an in-depth discussion about the canon.

But I don't expect your sterile mind to graps the abstract concepts being talked about on this very thread for great justice.

Be gone with ye, ignoramus.

pwener.... What the..... How am I.....

Why? 

[Pwener2313]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Is Shepard really an Elcor/Drell baby? Is that why he has all of those weird visions about the destruction of the universe by giant space hamsters?

Hamsters? I thought they were fish......

[TheOtherTheoG]

And is that girl who Kaidan gets off with in the first game a Reaper? I thunk her name was Sovereign. No, wait, Sovereign is the news reporter on the Citadel, I'm mistaking her for Ambassador Udina, she's the one you have sex with, right? Or is it Jenkins?