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[Fat Headed Wolf]

Is it true that Shep is only an idea in the mind of a archeologist in 1876 who, himself, is in the mind of a woman pope in the year 3087, who, herself, is only in the mind of a double-bacon cheeseburger?

[Vez04]

CandleJack wrote...

Everyone in this thread are insane.....

Says the person who started it.

[lolwut666]

Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

Is it true that Shep is only an idea in the mind of a archeologist in 1876 who, himself, is in the mind of a woman pope in the year 3087, who, herself, is only in the mind of a double-bacon cheeseburger?

That's correct, except that it isn't a cheeseburger as much as it is a ham sandwitch.

[Urdnot Orrad]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

And is that girl who Kaidan gets off with in the first game a Reaper? I thunk her name was Sovereign. No, wait, Sovereign is the news reporter on the Citadel, I'm mistaking her for Ambassador Udina, she's the one you have sex with, right? Or is it Jenkins?

That's Correct. You have nice secks with Ambassador Udina and then help her fight off a bunch of weird-monkey-zombie things on Noveria. Sovereign was than idiot human Councilor that Kirrahe got to punch in the face.

Modifié par Urdnot Orrad, 27 avril 2011 - 02:53 .

[Targy90]

Urdnot Orrad wrote...

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

And is that girl who Kaidan gets off with in the first game a Reaper? I thunk her name was Sovereign. No, wait, Sovereign is the news reporter on the Citadel, I'm mistaking her for Ambassador Udina, she's the one you have sex with, right? Or is it Jenkins?

That's Correct. You have nice secks with Ambassador Udina and then help her fight off a bunch of weird-monkey-zombie things on Noveria. Sovereign was than idiot human Councilor that Kirrahe got to punch in the face.

An outrage this is.

[lolwut666]

Urdnot Orrad wrote...

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

And is that girl who Kaidan gets off with in the first game a Reaper? I thunk her name was Sovereign. No, wait, Sovereign is the news reporter on the Citadel, I'm mistaking her for Ambassador Udina, she's the one you have sex with, right? Or is it Jenkins?

That's Correct. You have nice secks with Ambassador Udina and then help her fight off a bunch of weird-monkey-zombie things on Noveria. Sovereign was than idiot human Councilor that Kirrahe got to punch in the balls.

Buttsecks?

[Pwener2313]

Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

Is it true that Shep is only an idea in the mind of a archeologist in 1876 who, himself, is in the mind of a woman pope in the year 3087, who, herself, is only in the mind of a double-bacon cheeseburger Taco?

It's a taco actually, a very common misconception.

[Urdnot Orrad]

(Dammit, people are beating me to my edits!)

Yep, buttsecks. It involves a lot of gunfire and strobe lights. And horrible dancing.

[lolwut666]

Pwener2313 wrote...

Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

Is it true that Shep is only an idea in the mind of a archeologist in 1876 who, himself, is in the mind of a woman pope in the year 3087, who, herself, is only in the mind of a double-bacon cheeseburger Taco?

It's a taco actually, a very common misconception.

It's only a taco on fridays and wednesdays, though.

[Golden Owl]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

Ah, who am I kidding. You play as Kaidan Alenko, a turian, who is fighting against the geth, led by a salarian called Captain Anderson, who is trying to bring back an evil destructive race called the Elcor. Your main squadmates are Saren Arterius and Commander Shepard, as well as the Turian councillor, Ambassador Udina and Blasto, a hanar spectre. In the second game you recruit a team to take down another vanguard of the Elcor called the Volus, who breathe fire and eat babies. You recrcuit characters such as Blasto from the first game, an asari spectre named The Illusive Man, Commander Shepard, a Reaper called Harbinger and a biotic called Niftu Cal, who, if you recruit him, means you automatically win the game due to his immense biotic-god-ness. Seriously, I don't know what everyone else is on about.

ROFLMAO.......I like:D

[TheOtherTheoG]

A plural of 'buttseck'. Just go with it.

[Kandid001]

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[Urdnot Orrad]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

A plural of 'buttseck'. Just go with it.

On a sidenote, getting away from the lulz-y insanity here, what if BioWare had scrapped the idea of Udina being a male before they had released ME1? A nice, young, female ambassador named Udina would have been nice... and a potential LI, I bet.

[Pwener2313]

lolwut666 wrote...

Pwener2313 wrote...

Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

Is it true that Shep is only an idea in the mind of a archeologist in 1876 who, himself, is in the mind of a woman pope in the year 3087, who, herself, is only in the mind of a double-bacon cheeseburger Taco?

It's a taco actually, a very common misconception.

It's only a taco on fridays and wednesdays, though.

Not if the space-time continuity is breached by DLC that create plot-holes and are devoid of choices. Then it becomes a cowboy.

[Fat Headed Wolf]

Sthuper stherious question now.

Did Miranda and Jacob have you know what before Sheparrd come and bang her?

[KainrycKarr]

lolwut666 wrote...

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

Obviously, we're having an in-depth discussion about the canon.

But I don't expect your sterile mind to graps the abstract concepts being talked about on this very thread for great justice.

Be gone with ye, ignoramus.

I don't think you're using that term right...

[TheOtherTheoG]

So which is the one who says 'Ah yes, Reapers'? The blue one or the rhino one with the scar?

[Targy90]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

So which is the one who says 'Ah yes, Reapers'? The blue one or the rhino one with the scar?

The rhino with the scar. Only he could ever be that eloquent.

[jacobOriley]

lolz....I think I just peed my envirosuit.

[Pwener2313]

TheOtherTheoG wrote...

So which is the one who says 'Ah yes, Reapers'? The blue one or the rhino one with the scar?

Neither, it was Shepard Niftu Cal air quoting himself in front of a naked Turian councilor janitor.

[lolwut666]

KainrycKarr wrote...

lolwut666 wrote...

Pwener2313 wrote...

What the F are you people talking about?

Obviously, we're having an in-depth discussion about the canon.

But I don't expect your sterile mind to graps the abstract concepts being talked about on this very thread for great justice.

Be gone with ye, ignoramus.

I don't think you're using that term right...

I'm just trying to sound smart and eloquent, damn you.

(I don't think it's wrong, though.)

[TheOtherTheoG]

Is he the other one you can has buttsecks with?

[Pwener2313]

Targy90 wrote...

The rhino with the scar. Only he could ever be that eloquent.

Did you play ME ver. #T5567867? Obviously not.