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Oh Alistair, what have they done to you?


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HonestJoe

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I will just go on the record as being a HUGE Alistair fan. In my opinion he is the single best character in the DA franchise bar none.:wub:


I have finally finished the game enough times to have witnessed all of the possible Alistair cameos avaliable in DA2, and to be honest I'm a little horrified at what was done to him.


Oh Alistair your face, your beautiful beautiful face. What have they done to it?
And your hands; it's like they were cut off and replaced with wooden prosthetics.:crying:
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And it's not just the looks that have suffered.
While the voice acting is still excellent; many of the little one liners that made Alistair so beloved in the original are now just cringe worthy in DA2. Here's one example:
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I mean really, he may as well have turned to the screen and winked at the player. It was sooooo ridiculously hammy.:sick:

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"Swooping is bad" wasn't very good the first time. Really, DA2 is packed with self-indulgent WINK WINK, AREN'T WE SO FUNNY FORUMITES comments in the dialogue. I wouldn't mind a joke puncturing the atmosphere every once in a while, but there's no tension to break.

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I was too distracted by the horrors of what was done to Teagan's face to pay attention to Alistair's.Image IPB

But you both summed up my feelings on the dialogue. That line was painfully done. They should have stuck with Cassandra's version of the line. Was much subtler.

Modifié par Cutlass Jack, 28 avril 2011 - 12:14 .


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Please! Don't remind of the make-over Alistair has gone through in DA2.Image IPB 

Poor Teagan, and poor Zevran...Image IPB

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Will people ever get over it? Get mods.

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When I saw Teagan I.. I... Maker help us all..

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Feels bad man.

Modifié par Apirka, 28 avril 2011 - 12:34 .


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I agree. I think Alistair, Teagan, and (especially) Zevran look horrible compared to Origins. I try to picture them in the cutscenes as they were in Origins.

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Alistair does look like hes been eating one too many pies. If you have the PC version, then you can find a head morph at Nexus to replace his fat face.

Modifié par Sethal, 28 avril 2011 - 09:07 .


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Alistair ate way too much... cheese. Zevran's chin reminds me of Gaston.

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the hands in this game are freaky looking in general

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Oisrisso wrote...

"Swooping is bad" wasn't very good the first time. Really, DA2 is packed with self-indulgent WINK WINK, AREN'T WE SO FUNNY FORUMITES comments in the dialogue. I wouldn't mind a joke puncturing the atmosphere every once in a while, but there's no tension to break.



What do you mean "Swooping is bad wasn't very good the first time". It was gold I tell ya PURE LITERARY GOLD!:blink:

Seriously though, there wasn't really any attempt at sublty here. It's like they decided they were going to use that one reference well before they figured out where it could fit into the story. It felt like it was shoehorned into the conversation.

Maybe I'm looking back at Alistair's character from DA:O with rose coloured glasses, but it seems his dialogue in DA2 is not of the same quality.

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Alistairlover94 wrote...

Please! Don't remind of the make-over Alistair has gone through in DA2.Image IPB 

Poor Teagan, and poor Zevran...Image IPB


Zevran? What do you mean? Zevran wasn't there in DA 2.

No, he wasn't. I can't hear you, lalalalala.

That was an impostor. Can't you tell? A decoy. He just sounded like Zevran, so the real one hired him to take the heat off. It worked because the Crows are blind and stupid. And don't you try and tell me otherwise.

You'd be lying. Yeah! Lying!
:lol:

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Only Leliana looked pretty good in her cameo. All the other suffered from the "butcher their face to fit in our new graphic style, so we can make a cameo with them" syndrom.

That's the only reason why I don't want to see Morrigan again. If she suddenly looks like the Sacred Ashes Morrigan... uhm... I prefered my old ingame Morri.

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Poor Zevran. Someone hit him in the face with a shovel and then shaved his eyebrows off. His famed luck only manged to save his boots from being stolen.

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Sabriana wrote...

Alistairlover94 wrote...

Please! Don't remind of the make-over Alistair has gone through in DA2.Image IPB 

Poor Teagan, and poor Zevran...Image IPB


Zevran? What do you mean? Zevran wasn't there in DA 2.

No, he wasn't. I can't hear you, lalalalala.

That was an impostor. Can't you tell? A decoy. He just sounded like Zevran, so the real one hired him to take the heat off. It worked because the Crows are blind and stupid. And don't you try and tell me otherwise.

You'd be lying. Yeah! Lying!
:lol:


Two can play at that game, sister!

Alistair? What about Alistair? He's off being a Grey Warden somewhere with Jade Amell (see avatar). He doesn't have time to be in KirkwallImage IPB

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

Poor Zevran. Someone hit him in the face with a shovel and then shaved his eyebrows off. His famed luck only manged to save his boots from being stolen.


Those boots weren't Antivan leather, they were Fereldan! DUN DUN DUN!

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I didn't think he looked that bad. One version was supposed to be a drunkard and the other older and with a huge supply of cheese. Teagan was the most odd-looking.

Alistair had some cringe-worthy references, that is what I disliked.

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Alistairlover94 wrote...

Two can play at that game, sister!

Alistair? What about Alistair? He's off being a Grey Warden somewhere with Jade Amell (see avatar). He doesn't have time to be in KirkwallImage IPB


Three *counts fingers* Yes three can play at that game!

Leliana? What about Leliana? She's off travelling the world having swashbuckling adventure with Jack Cousland (see Avatar)

That 'Agent' person using her name was just a disguise. Secret agents do that you know. She's just a sneaky...agent... thief. Yes that. They sent another imposter to Vigil Keep to fake being the Warden.
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Cutlass Jack wrote...

Alistairlover94 wrote...

Two can play at that game, sister!

Alistair? What about Alistair? He's off being a Grey Warden somewhere with Jade Amell (see avatar). He doesn't have time to be in KirkwallImage IPB


Three *counts fingers* Yes three can play at that game!

Leliana? What about Leliana? She's off travelling the world having swashbuckling adventure with Jack Cousland (see Avatar)

That 'Agent' person using her name was just a disguise. Secret agents do that you know. She's just a sneaky...agent... thief. Yes that. They sent another imposter to Vigil Keep to fake being the Warden.
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Really?! I thought she got decapitated in Sacred Ashes chamber. *imagines Leliana walking about like a headless chicken*

Perhaps she's a cylonImage IPB

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Alistairlover94 wrote...

Really?! I thought she got decapitated in Sacred Ashes chamber. *imagines Leliana walking about like a headless chicken*

Perhaps she's a cylonImage IPB


No no no. Leliana was selected to beta test the Decoy power we get in DA2. It was due to this field test that she made the reccomendation for the explosive upgrade.

True story.Image IPB

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Herr Uhl wrote...

I didn't think he looked that bad. One version was supposed to be a drunkard and the other older and with a huge supply of cheese. Teagan was the most odd-looking.

Alistair had some cringe-worthy references, that is what I disliked.


I didn't know drinking caused Petrified Hand Syndrome.
You'd think they would put info like that into public service announcements.;)



In my opinion Leliana is the only cameo character who looks better in the sequel then she did in the original.
It's like everone else had to be smacked in the face with a 2x4 before being allowed to appear in the new game.

I know it's more realistic for the characters to have physical imperfections. But really, if I enjoyed realism I would probably go outside and get a real life instead of spending all my time playing fantasy RPGs.:P

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Herr Uhl wrote...

I didn't think he looked that bad.

Define "that".

Got to see only "Alistair as the Grey Warden" appearance and it felt pretty solid. Not the apperance/armour which for whatever reasons transferred pretty odd looking, but the dialogue and how the whole thing was put together, was ok.

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

Alistairlover94 wrote...

Two can play at that game, sister!

Alistair? What about Alistair? He's off being a Grey Warden somewhere with Jade Amell (see avatar). He doesn't have time to be in KirkwallImage IPB


Three *counts fingers* Yes three can play at that game!

Leliana? What about Leliana? She's off travelling the world having swashbuckling adventure with Jack Cousland (see Avatar)

That 'Agent' person using her name was just a disguise. Secret agents do that you know. She's just a sneaky...agent... thief. Yes that. They sent another imposter to Vigil Keep to fake being the Warden.
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Priceless. Absolutely priceless!

You guys are awesome. :lol:

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tmp7704 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I didn't think he looked that bad.

Define "that".

Got to see only "Alistair as the Grey Warden" appearance and it felt pretty solid. Not the apperance/armour which for whatever reasons transferred pretty odd looking, but the dialogue and how the whole thing was put together, was ok.


So that people deny that he was there, or it needing to have dozens of threads about it. I might be biased as I didn't study him as intently as an average Alistair fan would though.

Haven't seen his GW appearance, but the king one worked decently up until the end. Then came the "swooping is bad" line which actually made me cringe.

Edit: Apart from that, none of the cameo's I had bothered me. Zevran looked a bit different, but then again, all elves did.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 28 avril 2011 - 02:22 .