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[vhatever]

You were always a weak, sniveling toad, from day one.
You always had the lowest DPS, despite always being surrounded by monsters you could attack.
You never got there in time to bash that mob away from a parrty member that actually did something useful.
Your haughty accent is like fingernails across a chalkboard.
You could never be a king, but you'd make a great clown of the court.
You are a 30 year old virgin, and you wear it.
A  talking rock is better than you in every way imaginable.

I should have left you broken and busted by the ogre's corpse on the  tower top, the first of  innurmerable times you showed your craptacularness.

Modifié par vhatever, 19 novembre 2009 - 12:50 .

[Spaghetti_Ninja]

He's not a real person. Go see a psychiatrist.

[Beertastic]

I heard Alistair had a thing going down with your mom. Trufax bro?

[Haasth]

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

He's not a real person. Go see a psychiatrist.

Tell that to the fangirls.

[Xarne]

Alas, I agree with OP - when I saw the trailers for this game I thought Alistair was going to be my go-to guy in tough situations- turns out he's that sidekick/comic relief type. I agree with OP on everything except the accent - plus the exchanges with him and Morrigan are funny

[Maria Caliban]

Also, you are strangely mean to Morrigan long before she's said anything to warrent it. This is your second conversation with her and you told her you'd like her to crawl under a bush and die. What?

Haasth wrote...

Tell that to the fangirls.

He's so dreamy.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 19 novembre 2009 - 01:03 .

[vhatever]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Also, you are strangely mean to Morrigan long before she's said anything to warrent it. This is your second conversation with her and you told her you'd like her to crawl under a bush and die. What?

Thought I coverd that? Oh, I did.

"You are a 30 year old virgin, and you wear it."

Modifié par vhatever, 19 novembre 2009 - 01:07 .

[Blessed Silence]

Hrm ...



Nah don't wanna waste keystrokes.

[Rhys Cordelle]

Sigh.



This isn't WoW. Who gives a flying frack if his "DPS" isn't as high as another characters? It's an RPG, use him if you like him, and if you don't, find someone else.

[vhatever]

He's an elfophile, too. Probably a latent pedophile.

[NetBeansAndJava]

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

He's not a real person. Go see a psychiatrist.

haha great response

[Inakhia]

So why dont you leave him in camp and use another character?. No ones forcing you to use him in group, or talk to him. Damn, so much wasted energy.

.....that being said, I find it fasinating what kind of responses and reactions people seem to have to the various party members.

[LeandraNyx]

Such extreme reactions to Alistair! I've seen a lot of people saying they thought of him as like their best friend, and then others who hated his guts entirely. It is extremely fascinating. :-D

[vhatever]

And Wynne says he stinks as bad as the dog does.

[Lucy Glitter]

[adam_nox]

I thought he was funny. Might switch to sten when I get him, but the dwarf sucks. Need some sort of tank character this time around, first time it was just too hard without one.

[Angeljoe]

Deekin ... we want Deekin ...!!!

[vhatever]

Rhys Cordelle wrote...

Sigh.

This isn't WoW. Who gives a flying frack if his "DPS" isn't as high as another characters? It's an RPG, use him if you like him, and if you don't, find someone else.

I don't trust him without supervision at the camp with Zevran, the dog, or Sandal.

[Eshaye]

Haasth wrote...

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

He's not a real person. Go see a psychiatrist.

Tell that to the fangirls.

Well I can't speak for ALL fan girls of course, but I know that my elove I post about is just FOR FUN!  Go figure being highly entertained by something that is supposed to like..... Entertaining.

 

And it's not just Alistair I have the same passion for comic or novel heroes/heroinnes. There are stories out there that are so very involving and it's fantastic.
It's the people that get offended by all that gushing that worry me... Relax grab a drink and HAVE FUN.

PS. I totally realize the poster I quoted doesn't think this way his post just reminded me of the overreactions I've seen..

LeandraNyx wrote...

Such extreme reactions to Alistair! I've seen a lot of people saying they thought of him as like their best friend, and then others who hated his guts entirely. It is extremely fascinating. :-D

Too true, it just proves how very success this character truly is. Cheers David G. and anyone else responsible!

Modifié par Eshaye, 20 novembre 2009 - 04:10 .

[Xarne]

Well when I played a human he was all chipper and stuff, now that Im playin an elf he's got a major attitude...if he wasnt the default tank for the game (and the fact that Im playing a rogue this time) I'd have a bone to pick with him...be that as it may, he'll be seeing the guillotine after this sessions landsmeet

[Spaceweed10]

vhatever wrote...

Rhys Cordelle wrote...

Sigh.

This isn't WoW. Who gives a flying frack if his "DPS" isn't as high as another characters? It's an RPG, use him if you like him, and if you don't, find someone else.

I don't trust him without supervision at the camp with Zevran, the dog, or Sandal.

Hah!

[El Stormo]

vhatever wrote...

You were always a weak, sniveling toad, from day one.
You always had the lowest DPS, despite always being surrounded by monsters you could attack.
You never got there in time to bash that mob away from a parrty member that actually did something useful.
Your haughty accent is like fingernails across a chalkboard.
You could never be a king, but you'd make a great clown of the court.
You are a 30 year old virgin, and you wear it.
A  talking rock is better than you in every way imaginable.

I should have left you broken and busted by the ogre's corpse on the  tower top, the first of  innurmerable times you showed your craptacularness.

Step 1) Click on party menu

Step 2) Click on Alistair

Step 3) Click on other NPC you think would work better in your min/maxing

Step 4) Close party menu

[Iggynous]

turn off tactics and any character is as good as you, because your controlling them



or are you jthe one thats not good, and this poem is really for you??



oh, i see....

[Baalzie]

Hmmmm Wonder if that counts as spoilers?

Well Actually it does!

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!! *all posters*

[Heals.like.Jesus]

My only beef with alistar is that he is a wuss. What kinda pansy answers "I... am not ready yet" when a hot chick asks you to do the dirty in a tent? I mean even the "im not ready yet" line is typical female response.

When a woman asks, a man would deliver. Simple as that.

Look at zevran - he doesnt need buttering up and constant reassurment that he is a man to do the deed

Modifié par Heals.like.Jesus, 20 novembre 2009 - 01:40 .