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#101
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I find "normal" characters boring. Insane and badass all the way. I hope Sanders isn't a by-the-book type soldier. 

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Personally, I think the inclusion of Mordin in ME2 made every character boring in comparison.

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AngelicMachinery wrote...

Personally, I think the inclusion of Mordin in ME2 made every character boring in comparison.

No doubt.

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jmood88 wrote...

People can say his blackness has nothing to do with them disliking him but he's the exact same character as Kaidan, with the exact same corny love interest lines but the white guy is praised around here while Jacob is always the one people hate.


HAHAHA i find this laughable. I love this agruement so very much.

i found both equally bland and disliked them. So what does make me? misandrist?

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I don't think it's possible. I was more interested by the space hamster than him. But then, I barely spoke to Jacob because of femShep's cringe-worthy dialogue, and that hamster is rather incredible.

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FemShep won't flirt with Jacob if you choose the middle dialog options.

In one of my FemShep PTs, I went through all dialogs with Jacob without a flirt, and got a brohug at the end.

People exaggerate too much.

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We got one already.

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Kaiden's back to give Jacob some personality.

Did anyone else find it funny that in LotSB when you look at all the info the SHadow Broker has on your crew there are some huge insights in everyone but Jacob.  The only thing you have for Jacob is his workout schedule.

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Hatchetman77 wrote...

Kaiden's back to give Jacob some personality.

Did anyone else find it funny that in LotSB when you look at all the info the SHadow Broker has on your crew there are some huge insights in everyone but Jacob.  The only thing you have for Jacob is his workout schedule.


dude is a gymrat!!! bet he is one those a**hats that grunts way too loud in comparison to the weight being lifted...and slams down the weights....and spends more time socializing than lifting. constantly checking himself out in the mirror between sets....like 15 reps is gonna show some new development!! GET IN THERE, DO YOUR THING, AND GET OUT SO OTHERS GET A CHANCE TOO, JACOB!! you aint special!

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Hatchetman77 wrote...

Kaiden's back to give Jacob some personality.

Did anyone else find it funny that in LotSB when you look at all the info the SHadow Broker has on your crew there are some huge insights in everyone but Jacob.  The only thing you have for Jacob is his workout schedule.



................and a note of invitation to rejoin the Alliance (or the Corsairs).

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lolwut666 wrote...

FemShep won't flirt with Jacob if you choose the middle dialog options.

In one of my FemShep PTs, I went through all dialogs with Jacob without a flirt, and got a brohug at the end.

People exaggerate too much.


The dialogue option to initiate a conversation with him is said in a very flirtatious way, and there's no way around that. The conversation after that option can be kept on the friendly-level with middle options, but not that conversation starter.

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CC-Tron wrote...

Hatchetman77 wrote...

Kaiden's back to give Jacob some personality.

Did anyone else find it funny that in LotSB when you look at all the info the SHadow Broker has on your crew there are some huge insights in everyone but Jacob.  The only thing you have for Jacob is his workout schedule.



................and a note of invitation to rejoin the Alliance (or the Corsairs).


Not quite as insightful as Miranda trying to get pregnant or Jack writing poetry.

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corporal doody wrote...

Hatchetman77 wrote...

Kaiden's back to give Jacob some personality.

Did anyone else find it funny that in LotSB when you look at all the info the SHadow Broker has on your crew there are some huge insights in everyone but Jacob.  The only thing you have for Jacob is his workout schedule.


dude is a gymrat!!! bet he is one those a**hats that grunts way too loud in comparison to the weight being lifted...and slams down the weights....and spends more time socializing than lifting. constantly checking himself out in the mirror between sets....like 15 reps is gonna show some new development!! GET IN THERE, DO YOUR THING, AND GET OUT SO OTHERS GET A CHANCE TOO, JACOB!! you aint special!



Wow your a douche for that.Image IPB

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ROD525 wrote...

Dasher1010 wrote...

Remember whenpeople complained that Kaiden and Liara lacked perosnality? Then Jacob came along and everybody LVOED Liara's shyness and Kaiden's snarking sicne Jacob had no remarkable qualities whatsoever aside form having a sense of honor. So who's going to be the one to make Jacob seem interesting so that everybody who picked him as a roamnce option can see how awesome Jacob was as a character?

I dont know what you're talking about because I didn't find Jacob boring at all. He's my Shepards bro so speak for yourself.
The thing that kills me about all this Jacob crap is that us Black folks FINALLY get a character in a game that isn't a stereotypical shucking and jiving fool and he gets so much hate for being normal. 
It pisses me off that a decent character may get thrown to the wayside because of a bunch of insecure players.

What's wrong with the Cole-Train? WHOOOO!

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This thread...

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God, I hate that people can't think of any other way to improve Jacob that doesn't end with him being a minstrel show.

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CC-Tron wrote...

Hatchetman77 wrote...

Kaiden's back to give Jacob some personality.

Did anyone else find it funny that in LotSB when you look at all the info the SHadow Broker has on your crew there are some huge insights in everyone but Jacob.  The only thing you have for Jacob is his workout schedule.



................and a note of invitation to rejoin the Alliance (or the Corsairs).


And an E-mail from his dad.

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give the guy a puppy he can play with on ship. give him a hobby unrelated to service (cuz he may be a workaholic) ....but show him as a hardcore instrument of destruction on the battlefield to fit his backstory..cuz his backstory make him sound cool but he doesnt play out that way

I dont mean to have him scream hoorah hoorah....but some hard charging stuff!! have him say it with a sense of urgency and enthusiasm!

PUSH UP PUSH UP!
TAKE THAT POSITION!
You either attack or you get dead!
Suppressive fire on your target Shepard!
GET SOME!
BOOM HEADSHOT!
and motivating stuff like that.

Modifié par corporal doody, 04 mai 2011 - 09:23 .


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WizenSlinky0 wrote...

Dasher1010 wrote...

Remember whenpeople complained that Kaiden and Liara lacked perosnality? Then Jacob came along and everybody LVOED Liara's shyness and Kaiden's snarking sicne Jacob had no remarkable qualities whatsoever aside form having a sense of honor. So who's going to be the one to make Jacob seem interesting so that everybody who picked him as a roamnce option can see how awesome Jacob was as a character?


The new elcor squadmate.


I want.

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So you want to make him bi? We can kill two birds with one stone. That really long man on man thread will finally be happy and bland old Jacob isn't bland anymore. LOL.Image IPB

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Anderson would enter dramatically and one shot Jacob with his almighty fist of greatness, out of uniform and off-duty too.

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Sainthood85 wrote...

Anderson would enter dramatically and one shot Jacob with his almighty fist of greatness, out of uniform and off-duty too.


Jacob is willing to "Fight for the Love". This would so fix his character issues and explain his confused rationale. I stand behind this 100%. Haters die a slow death.

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Had-to-say wrote...

So you want to make him bi? We can kill two birds with one stone. That really long man on man thread will finally be happy and bland old Jacob isn't bland anymore. LOL.Image IPB



making Jacob bi wouldnt do much imho. OH...you mean flamboyant? nah dude. 

the dude knows nothing outside of service...everything he does is for job performance. give the dude something outside of that service unrelated to whom he lays....cuz that is of no consequence to his personality...unless he has to throw it in your face every 5 seconds....then he would be annoying.

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 Jacob is the Tommy Wiseau of Mass Effect : So boring and uninterresting... but goddamn funny.

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corporal doody wrote...

Had-to-say wrote...

So you want to make him bi? We can kill two birds with one stone. That really long man on man thread will finally be happy and bland old Jacob isn't bland anymore. LOL.Image IPB



making Jacob bi wouldnt do much imho. OH...you mean flamboyant? nah dude. 

the dude knows nothing outside of service...everything he does is for job performance. give the dude something outside of that service unrelated to whom he lays....cuz that is of no consequence to his personality...unless he has to throw it in your face every 5 seconds....then he would be annoying.


I wouldn''t  make him flamboyant. He could be that calm reserved gay. That masculine gay.