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[Ashira Shepard]

This was inspired by DrRedrum's thread, "The most UNLIKELY feature of ME3 you want to see."

Basically this is things you don't want to see in ME3 for fear of it being scarrying, facepalmingly horrible, or just a plain mindscrew.

Like Jacob's audition for 2185 Old Spice ads.

Or the Council's Sex Tape.

Have fun.

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 04 mai 2011 - 11:15 .

[lazuli]

Recycled interiors.

Oh and the Mako.

Edit: Oh, it's a joke now.  Ok.  Then pop culture icons and politicians from present day Earth preserved to make unsavory cameos in ME3.

Modifié par lazuli, 05 mai 2011 - 01:23 .

[corporal doody]

a VS spectre. other than that im game for anything

[IrishSpectre257]

More cheesy romances.

[Fat Headed Wolf]

I never-ever want to hear the phrase "Just like old times" again.

The 68,532+ times in ME 2 were enough.

Also, at the risk of sounding stuffy, I don't want to see the silly armor that exposes skin in outer-space conditions.

[thatbwoyblu]

Stupid inventory's and qurians.

[Someone With Mass]

Plot twists that don't make any goddamn sense.

[Vez04]

No freaking Long loading times!

[jacobOriley]

Glitch's or 'bugs' that make your Shepard rise through a pillar or the floor.

AshiraShepard wrote...
Or the Council's Sex Tape.

Can't we keep the one with the Turian consellor and the Elcor?

Modifié par jacobOriley, 04 mai 2011 - 11:28 .

[chq]

corporal doody wrote...

a VS spectre. other than that im game for anything

If this happens I will be rendered completely incapable of handling the silliness.  

[Ashira Shepard]

jacobOriley wrote...
Can't we keep the one with the Turian consular and the Elcor?

You sick b*stard!

...

...

Yeah okay.

Also GUYS! Please note that this is a joke thread. So rather than legitimate remarks about things you don't want to see in ME3, try working that internet sarcasm I know many of you have...

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 04 mai 2011 - 11:29 .

[Someone With Mass]

Shin Akiba.

[Dante Angelo]

Reapers

[corporal doody]

OH? SARCASM? why didnt you say so!????

im completely serious bout mine....i dont want to see it.

the volus leading the charge against the reapers is something i could get behind though

Modifié par corporal doody, 04 mai 2011 - 11:35 .

[jacobOriley]

Liara and EDI mind meld...or their offspring.

[kill_switch_423]

Fornax Vol. 2

...Wait, never mind. I think I do want that...

[Sailears]

I don't want to see the universal door button, which seems to show up all over the place.

^Actually that's not a joke...

[Fat Headed Wolf]

I don't want to see earth. I mean, come on! Humans are not THAT special. Anyway if Shep was supposed to be on trial he would go to Arcturus Station anyway, not earth. So if we go to earth I will just--

*Person leans in and whispers into ear like Secret Service agent to George W. Bush on September 11th*

*Waits several seconds. Looks like deer in headlights. Says nothing*

[Ashira Shepard]

In ME3 I hope TIM's idea of torturing Shepard isn't showing his time with those Volus hookers...

[Sinnerous]

Gay love interests.

[AdmiralCheez]

Shepard gets married and has kids.

[Ashira Shepard]

What about Jack in frills and pink with poofy blonde hair? And suddenly speaking "like, totally!"

[Dave666]

Shepard: Joker, fire the Thanix cannon!

pew...pew...pew

Shepard: Wait, thats it? The Reapers dead?

[antique_nova]

An ice scream van offering any remaining collector's flake ice cream in exchange for humans as currency.