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[Joke Thread] Things You Really DON'T want to see in ME3


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#26
Ryzaki

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Turian Councilor trying to make out with Shepard.

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AshiraShepard wrote...

What about Jack in frills and pink with poofy blonde hair? And suddenly speaking "like, totally!"

Jack is now more mature. She has short hair, glasses, and spends her spare time with Grunt discussing Styles of Radical Will and Advertisements for Myself.

Modifié par Nyoka, 05 mai 2011 - 11:12 .


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antique_nova

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A foam gun. A spud gun. Pie gun. And a Krogan's bum.

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Guest_Luna Siwora_*

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Shepard going through all the Galaxy again to find his team. :P

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Phaffner

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A naked Krogan.

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A new accessory pack featuring Bartarian Sunglasses....really

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Dominus

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A secret ending in which the entire cast of squadmates and shepard all do some sort of bollywood dance. Fortunately, I'm pretty sure that will never happen.

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Fat Headed Wolf

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I TOTALLIZE WANTZ TO SEEZ GURL TURIAN BOOBAGE, BUT BIOWARE SAID DAIR WAS LIKE NO WAY.

A secret ending in which the entire cast of squadmates and shepard all do some sort of bollywood dance. Fortunately, I'm pretty sure that will never happen.


Speak for yourself, because I totally want to see that.

Of course, this is coming from the guy who-- whenever he leaves the US--watches movies in foreign movies theaters and languages he doesn't understand, simply to laugh. Sometimes because they do something weird when you don't understand the context or sometimes because they say a word that sounds suspiciously like "Poo-poo", Pee-pee", "Doo-doo", or something else immaturely hilarious.

Modifié par Fat Headed Wolf, 05 mai 2011 - 12:38 .


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88mphSlayer

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tali's face

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Heather Cline

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I never want to see again having FemShep with a male rigging for walking and animations.

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More "RPG" features.

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cactusberry

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corporal doody wrote...

a VS spectre. other than that im game for anything

This... Other things for me, but...

#38
Eiliestl

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Liara............I really dislike her.

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WizenSlinky0

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Reapers using a mac OS

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Kileyan

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Luna Siwora wrote...

Shepard going through all the Galaxy again to find his team. :P


I can see it now, after 60 hours of rounding up our team, it is revealed he could have did it with a few mouse clicks, but refuses to use Facebook.

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The Mako.

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corporal doody

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Ewoks....and a happy ending......a Happy ending with ewoks would be the worse!! and why are they dancing? and fire works? come on man. Why come the empire defeated when they killed the emperor and the destroyed the death star? it isnt the first time the death star got blown up and im sure there is some kinda of leadership with hundreds of ships left.

wait....

yeah no!!! i dont wanna see ewoks

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Discovering that Reapers are actually just a deletion program incarnate and that the world of Mass Effect is a massive video game made by super 4D beings.

Modifié par Augoeides, 05 mai 2011 - 01:24 .


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Gratuitous views of Miranda's rear end in my face.

...oh, who am I kidding? DAT ASS.

Modifié par chelseaisthepan, 05 mai 2011 - 01:24 .


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Rompa87

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Having to resolve a conflict between the Chantry and apostate mages, in order to get either side's support against the Reapers

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Therefore_I_Am

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What I DONT want to see?

A corporate ****** in a monkey suit tailcoating Bioware and ME3's development.

Modifié par Therefore_I_Am, 05 mai 2011 - 01:24 .


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pmac_tk421

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Ash becoming a palet swap of miranda wearing samus' zero suit (oh wait, that happened)

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Hatchetman77

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The Phoenix style armor with the pink trim.

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DetailedSubset

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Arse-less armour/casual wear

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And advertisement of a new horror movie:
"The night of the living Mako"

Can you imagine that? You are walking peacefully on the moon, trying to forget that horrible nightmare that you passed trying to survive inside that cursed vehicle, and then... Brruuum!!! A wrecked Mako raises from the earth...


Scary as hell...

Modifié par El_Chala_Legalizado, 05 mai 2011 - 01:50 .