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[Joke Thread] Things You Really DON'T want to see in ME3


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#51
Hatchetman77

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El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

And advertisement of a new horror movie:
"The night of the living Mako"

Can you imagine that? You are walking peacefully on the moon, trying to forget that horrible nightmare that you passed trying to survive inside that cursed vehicle, and then... Brruuum!!! A wrecked Mako raises from the earth...


Scary as hell...


Blasto would stop it.

#52
jacobOriley

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DetailedSubset wrote...

Arse-less armour/casual wear


ass-less chaps? That would be priceless.

#53
Cash4Golda

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Visiting the volus homeworld

#54
bellabri287

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timed mission in the Mako

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Sainthood85

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A lack of fully armored Sten, with cookies and a kitten.

With plenty of unique and interesting dialogue with the only Qunari in Citadel space, with conversations like "No" and "Yes" and "I am not a softie"

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Turian women with lipstick, ******, big eyelashes and high-pitched voices.

Modifié par Nyoka, 05 mai 2011 - 02:39 .


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Tacky product placement. By this I mean tobacco. It's totally out of place in ME universe, so money must have changed hands. If it had occurred only with TIM it wouldn't have raised suspicions, but then I spotted an Elcor with a cigar. To my knowledge tobacco products are not found in ME1.

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Flemeth swooping down and giving Shepard a speech about destiny.

#59
Hyper_gateway

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No more force-to-make-choice, as our Shepard said, there's always an alternative.

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Therefore_I_Am

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Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

I never-ever want to hear the phrase "Just like old times" again.

The 68,532+ times in ME 2 were enough. 


just like ol times right commander?!?

#61
Thalorin1919

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A crappy plot twist.

#62
kglaser

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--Drell/turian boobies
--Jacob Taylor's abs
--Conrad Verner as squadmate
--Mark Meer not being able to do Sheploo's voice because he was nominated for Best VO of the Year Award /heavy sarcasm

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Shep taking calls on his cell phone mid-battle?

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mi55ter

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People taking calls everywhere is bad enough as it is in RL

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Reptilian Rob

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kglaser wrote...

--Drell/turian boobies
--Jacob Taylor's abs
--Conrad Verner as squadmate
--Mark Meer not being able to do Sheploo's voice because he was nominated for Best VO of the Year Award /heavy sarcasm

Awww, come on KG...I thought Mark Meer did an awesome job!

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- mining mini-game
- whole plot being bunch of missions to find person and then do that person favour
- another improvement in technology which would allow no clip no heat unlimited shooting
- all missions being played in narrow corridors
- whole beatiful citadel being reduced to bunch of narrow corridors
- interview with Bioware dev where he describes the game using phrase "... and something awesome happens"

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Shepard sacifricing himself like Neo did in Matrix. Shepard goes behind enemy lines, talks with a giant robot (Reaper daddy?) and sacrifice himself and gives his body to the Reaper daddy. The Reapers in the galaxy all stop destroy things, stands completely still, and starts moving into dark space, never to return....

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- Shepard on the cover
- Tali's (or any other Quarian's) face
- "We have to on this very important mission, everyone, come with me, Joker will handle everything here" - type of cut scenes/"missions"

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Tripedius

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Tali's face. I mean it will be hairless with translucent skin, pretty ugly I think.

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Killstreaks.

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exskeeny

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FemShep on the cover....

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Hatchetman77 wrote...

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

And advertisement of a new horror movie:
"The night of the living Mako"

Can you imagine that? You are walking peacefully on the moon, trying to forget that horrible nightmare that you passed trying to survive inside that cursed vehicle, and then... Brruuum!!! A wrecked Mako raises from the earth...


Scary as hell...


Blasto would stop it.


Im busy, sorry.;)

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ManicAaron

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magitsu wrote...

Tacky product placement. By this I mean tobacco. It's totally out of place in ME universe, so money must have changed hands. If it had occurred only with TIM it wouldn't have raised suspicions, but then I spotted an Elcor with a cigar. To my knowledge tobacco products are not found in ME1.


Actually if it was a certain brand, probably product placement,
but to my knowledge, there was no brand placement...

I wonder who would pay to have tabaco present in the game? the ATF?:blink:

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leonia42 wrote...

Flemeth swooping down and giving Shepard a speech about destiny.


No swooping. Swooping is bad.

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ManicAaron

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>Characters who die in battle, are dead for the rest of the game!
>Elcor porn