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[Joke Thread] Things You Really DON'T want to see in ME3


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Elcor performing Romeo and Juliet.

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I've come to warn you about MAN-GIRAFFE-DOG!! It's the single greatest threat to humanity!! RUN AWAY!!

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I'm still more Serial than ever guys.

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man giraffedog000 wrote

I'm still more Serial than ever guys.

You spelt stupid wrong.

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I don't want to see the ''Bieber'' Haircut. I know that BioWare and EA try to make Mass Effect more popular but this is an obvious BAD idea.

oh and I don't want to see Scientologists nor frenchies... both are a 3-letters word beggining by F and ending by G.

Modifié par Haristo, 05 mai 2011 - 02:23 .


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If we get to visit uncharted worlds, I DO want to see a colony of mangiraffedogs though. When I wipe out the colony I want infinite paragon points. I do not want renegade points for that.

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Blasto the jelly wrote...

Hatchetman77 wrote...

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

And advertisement of a new horror movie:
"The night of the living Mako"

Can you imagine that? You are walking peacefully on the moon, trying to forget that horrible nightmare that you passed trying to survive inside that cursed vehicle, and then... Brruuum!!! A wrecked Mako raises from the earth...


Scary as hell...


Blasto would stop it.


Im busy, sorry.;)

NO!  Blasto, please, don't leave us alone with the Mako...
He is evil...

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The Biotic God killing Shepard

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AshiraShepard wrote...

What about Jack in frills and pink with poofy blonde hair? And suddenly speaking "like, totally!"


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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A game mode were you and several players fight off wave after wave of husks in some quasi survivor mode. Made worse if an opposing team actually get to play as husks ala gears2/3 or LFD2, calling you "newb" and questioning your sexual orientation for 2 hours straight over Xboxlive. With unlockable Kelly Chambers player skin with crazy dancer in personal quarters outfit.

Okay, so maybe the last one wouldn't be so bad......

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I don't want RpG elements, only a third person Halo with interactive dialogues. So the RPG hipsters will have a serious exuse to whine.

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Female Turian strippers.

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 The thing I do not want to see in ME3 is what someone made a topic about: The one that died on Virmire beeing alive and working for the reapers. That would be lame, just lame....

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Shepard gets married and has kids.

This.

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Da Mecca wrote...

Female Turian strippers.


Agreed.
That would totally ruin my image of turians being badass.

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 The Reapers are just emotional sentient beings in need of a hug. That's all they wanted. The were looking for attention. 

Poor guys. 

:(

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AshiraShepard wrote...

What about Jack in frills and pink with poofy blonde hair? And suddenly speaking "like, totally!"


This is awesome.

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One thing I do want is an easter egg where you find Wrex and Sten standing in a room having a conversation.

-Shepard
-No
-Shepard
-No
etc

please!

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AshiraShepard wrote...

In ME3 I hope TIM's idea of torturing Shepard isn't showing his time with those Volus hookers...


I prefer the thought of elcor hookers myself.

TIM: "Can you at least pretend your enjoying this?"
Elcor hooker: "in state of exteme pleasure: your rocking my world mr. illusive."
TIM: "Ah, that might be putting in on a little thick.......I think"

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I really don't want to see anyone callibrating anything for the duration of the game.

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ManicAaron wrote...
I wonder who would pay to have tabaco present in the game? the ATF?:blink:

Tobacco manufacturers of course.
Probably this is not a case of paid product placement, but poor judgement in trying to portray coolness of a character.
Tobacco has all but disappeared (if not banned) from mainstream media, sports etc. For it to appear in a video game means going strongly against current trend. Tobacco is simply passé. In worlds like Red Dead Redemption/GTA/Mafia/20th century Earth it is completely appropriate, but in future interstellar space - hah!
TIM with a cig wasn't all that bad, but an Elcor with a cohiba... :whistle:

Modifié par magitsu, 09 mai 2011 - 12:36 .


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CrispyFrog wrote...

One thing I do want is an easter egg where you find Wrex and Sten standing in a room having a conversation.

-Shepard
-No
-Shepard
-No
etc

please!


LOLz!

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oops double post*:alien:

Modifié par San_OpiA, 15 mai 2011 - 07:53 .


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-cheesy police chases
-spiderman
-reaper poking his nose
-gaypride parades
-cutscenes where shepard and crew dancing bollywood-style..

what i actually wanna see is some fight club action on the normandy during long flight's

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AshiraShepard wrote...

Or the Council's Sex Tape.

Which councilor? :P