[Joke Thread] Things You Really DON'T want to see in ME3
#76
Guest_Blasto the jelly_*
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 01:32
Guest_Blasto the jelly_*
#77
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 01:34





















I'm still more Serial than ever guys.
#78
Guest_Blasto the jelly_*
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 01:40
Guest_Blasto the jelly_*
You spelt stupid wrong.man giraffedog000 wrote
I'm still more Serial than ever guys.
#79
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 02:23
oh and I don't want to see Scientologists nor frenchies... both are a 3-letters word beggining by F and ending by G.
Modifié par Haristo, 05 mai 2011 - 02:23 .
#80
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 03:12
#81
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 03:41
NO! Blasto, please, don't leave us alone with the Mako...Blasto the jelly wrote...
Hatchetman77 wrote...
El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...
And advertisement of a new horror movie:
"The night of the living Mako"
Can you imagine that? You are walking peacefully on the moon, trying to forget that horrible nightmare that you passed trying to survive inside that cursed vehicle, and then... Brruuum!!! A wrecked Mako raises from the earth...
Scary as hell...
Blasto would stop it.
Im busy, sorry.
He is evil...
#82
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 04:35
#83
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 04:39
AshiraShepard wrote...
What about Jack in frills and pink with poofy blonde hair? And suddenly speaking "like, totally!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
#84
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 04:51
Okay, so maybe the last one wouldn't be so bad......
#85
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 04:53
#86
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 05:08
#87
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 05:12
#88
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 05:18
This.AdmiralCheez wrote...
Shepard gets married and has kids.
#89
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 05:22
Da Mecca wrote...
Female Turian strippers.
Agreed.
That would totally ruin my image of turians being badass.
#90
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 06:40
Poor guys.
#91
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 07:29
AshiraShepard wrote...
What about Jack in frills and pink with poofy blonde hair? And suddenly speaking "like, totally!"
This is awesome.
#92
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 07:57
-Shepard
-No
-Shepard
-No
etc
please!
#93
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 08:01
AshiraShepard wrote...
In ME3 I hope TIM's idea of torturing Shepard isn't showing his time with those Volus hookers...
I prefer the thought of elcor hookers myself.
TIM: "Can you at least pretend your enjoying this?"
Elcor hooker: "in state of exteme pleasure: your rocking my world mr. illusive."
TIM: "Ah, that might be putting in on a little thick.......I think"
#94
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 08:48
#95
Posté 09 mai 2011 - 12:29
Tobacco manufacturers of course.ManicAaron wrote...
I wonder who would pay to have tabaco present in the game? the ATF?
Probably this is not a case of paid product placement, but poor judgement in trying to portray coolness of a character.
Tobacco has all but disappeared (if not banned) from mainstream media, sports etc. For it to appear in a video game means going strongly against current trend. Tobacco is simply passé. In worlds like Red Dead Redemption/GTA/Mafia/20th century Earth it is completely appropriate, but in future interstellar space - hah!
TIM with a cig wasn't all that bad, but an Elcor with a cohiba...
Modifié par magitsu, 09 mai 2011 - 12:36 .
#96
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 06:39
CrispyFrog wrote...
One thing I do want is an easter egg where you find Wrex and Sten standing in a room having a conversation.
-Shepard
-No
-Shepard
-No
etc
please!
LOLz!
#97
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 07:39
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
#98
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 07:46
Modifié par San_OpiA, 15 mai 2011 - 07:53 .
#99
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 07:52
-spiderman
-reaper poking his nose
-gaypride parades
-cutscenes where shepard and crew dancing bollywood-style..
what i actually wanna see is some fight club action on the normandy during long flight's
#100
Posté 15 mai 2011 - 08:09
Which councilor?AshiraShepard wrote...
Or the Council's Sex Tape.





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