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[tmp7704]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

[Though the loot bit brings up a good question. Where the hell do they store it? They have no visible backpack so the only logical explanation is that they shove it up their ass and take it out when needed.

And now we know why Isabela doesn't wear pants.

To make the loot storage and access easier.

Modifié par tmp7704, 08 mai 2011 - 11:32 .

[Aradace]

tmp7704 wrote...

And now we know why Isabela doesn't wear pants.

To make the loot storage and access easier.

Thanks, now every time I see Hawke and Isabella's love scene, I'll be seeing her pull the party's random loot out of her **** and tossing it aside along with her murder knife just before they do the deed <_

[tmp7704]

lol. OK now it's impossible for me to unsee as well. Guess that makes us even ;s

[TEWR]

tmp7704 wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

[Though the loot bit brings up a good question. Where the hell do they store it? They have no visible backpack so the only logical explanation is that they shove it up their ass and take it out when needed.

And now we know why Isabela doesn't wear pants.

To make the loot storage and access easier.

knowing her the hole is probably big enough. You could set up a camp in there!


Now that I'm thinking about setting up camp in an ****, I'm remembering Fat Ed videos detailing that very premise.

[Lewie]

BobSmith101 wrote...

Ememies that look like they are made from lego when killed. Even the hair comes off.

This ^^ and thanks for the lol. 

Sten in Origins... he took ages to swing that sword i think i actually shouted at him once to hurry up and hit someone, so the wielding of 2h being quicker is fine by me.

Modifié par louise101, 08 mai 2011 - 11:51 .

[andraip]

tmp7704 wrote...

The CCC are quite similar to spell combos imo since they both can involve mutliple characters -- the difference is just, while before it required characters of the same class, now it requires characters of different classes. Also, the melee in DAO did have option to shatter frozen targets of the mages, so you could say overall DAO was bit more flexible with its version of "CCC" than DA2 is with its own implementation. Whether that's for better or worse would be largely matter of personal preferences.

Well, the shattering is the only spell combo that can involve an other class then the mage, but remember that you can't shatter bosses or lietenents. All other spell combos where mage only. I prefer the DA2 CCC's, since I like beeing able to perform combos without needing a mage, but I also kinda miss the possibility of making some spell combos with my mage, and exploiting a crushing prison that was cast on your tank with force field was just EPIC.

[andraip]

tmp7704 wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

[Though the loot bit brings up a good question. Where the hell do they store it? They have no visible backpack so the only logical explanation is that they shove it up their ass and take it out when needed.

And now we know why Isabela doesn't wear pants.

To make the loot storage and access easier.

The game really should give you +10 storage place when you have Rivaini in you party.
And with Blondie too, 'cause that's probably the space where the poor Ser Pounce-a-lot was storaged...

[Woofy128]

Chugster wrote...

look, i never said people cant have opinions about the game, but the way some of you go on....its like Mike Laidlaw and Co came to your house and took a dump on your carpet.

You all seem to take the changes in this game as a personal insult...its the extreme reactions that i dont like, hence me trying to see if all this shouting was bluster or whether there was any substance beneath it....and if you all stop shouting and burning Laidlaw effigies you find there are things that can be improved and will be improved if we all just calm down a bit

Cheers, OP. It's always refreshing to see someone take your stance.

[Texhnolyze101]

Chugster wrote...

and i wish all these people would see it, shut up and go back to DAO or whatever and stop making me feel bad for enjoying a game

No.

[Cutlass Jack]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Though the loot bit brings up a good question. Where the hell do they store it? They have no visible backpack so the only logical explanation is that they shove it up their ass and take it out when needed.

Welcome to every computer RPG ever. Except Dungeon Siege. Which had a poor overworked mule.

[erynnar]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Though the loot bit brings up a good question. Where the hell do they store it? They have no visible backpack so the only logical explanation is that they shove it up their ass and take it out when needed.

Welcome to every computer RPG ever. Except Dungeon Siege. Which had a poor overworked mule.

I still feel sorry for that mule!

To the OP, why don't you go back and play DA2 instead of coming here and whining about people's valid take on the game, or the whining. Whining about the whining (and I don't mean the actual well thought out things people have said for and against the game) is as productive pissing in the wind.

Or did you just make this thread so you could get a bunch of people (for and against) to say what they've already said before on one of the hundreds of posts just like this one so you could put down the people who don't agree with you.  Because you are either dim (and I don't get the impression) for not knowing that people would post their dislikes or you wanted to be trollish and put down people instead of playing the game that you (and many others here)love?

Modifié par erynnar, 09 mai 2011 - 01:11 .

[TEWR]

@Cutlass Jack


Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

[Elhanan]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

@Cutlass Jack

Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

Ever seen a strip-Joining? Ever wonder where Jory kept that sword? Makes a key seem resonable.....

[Cutlass Jack]

Everyone knows weapons are stored in the same extra-dimensional space Shepard stores his assault rifle in.

Modifié par Cutlass Jack, 09 mai 2011 - 01:36 .

[erynnar]

Elhanan wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

@Cutlass Jack

Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

Ever seen a strip-Joining? Ever wonder where Jory kept that sword? Makes a key seem resonable.....

ROFL I do the strip Joining every time!!!! Um yeah the extra-dimensional space up the...erm in the...yeah. And I think Jory got the trick of sword swallowing wrong....

[erynnar]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

@Cutlass Jack


Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

The animals (wolves in DAO and spiders in DA2) shove it up their arses too!  Wonder why my money pouch smells like a privy? Oh wait, I don't have one, so yeah smell not an issue...I guess?

[Realmzmaster]

Night Prowler76 wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Alistairlover94 wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

HTTP 404 wrote...

Firefeng wrote...

I'm still trying to understand the complaints of people pointing out that heavy, 2-handed weapons aren't being wielded realistically in battles involving magical beings raining down lightning and fire from the heavens upon demonic entities from a DIFFERENT PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

Really?

haha, I find those complaints amusing.  Most of the physical combat is unrealistic.  heck look at duel weilding now.

What was unrealistic about rogues? Aside from the poorly done smoke bomb-to-backstab attack that looks somewhat like teleporting.

Rolling to an enemy position for a better attack is realistic.

Ah, but is it realistic to jump 20 feet up into the air while holding 2 daggers, and then dropping down without breaking your legs?

Jumping 20 feet up? That's exaggerating it more than a bit. They jump 2 or 3 feet in the air and maybe jump across 15 feet to their target, which is only realistic if you're building up momentum. I've done it before in my Gym classes, and even without momentum I managed to jump a little less than 10 feet.

You didnt do it with 2 swords, armor and a whole bunch of loot strapped to you lol

Actually in some acient games and training many of the events were done in full military gear includingdistance running! The military still trains personnel in full military gear especially special forces. Those men and women can do some amazing actions.

[TEWR]

Elhanan wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

@Cutlass Jack

Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

Ever seen a strip-Joining? Ever wonder where Jory kept that sword? Makes a key seem resonable.....

I love doing the strip-Joining. Makes me laugh every time when he pulls a longsword out of nowhere.



Warden: Jory have you been keeping weapons and armor away from me?!
Jory: Nooooo..... I have no clue what you're talking about.
Warden: I told you to hand over everything so I could sell it! Now give me everything!
Jory: No!
*Warden punches Jory*
*Jory poops out many sets of heavy chainmail, various longswords and greatswords, and a pouch containing 36 sovereigns*
Daveth: Andraste's ass, Jory! How do you keep all that up there?
Jory: I'd rather not say.

[erynnar]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Elhanan wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

@Cutlass Jack

Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

Ever seen a strip-Joining? Ever wonder where Jory kept that sword? Makes a key seem resonable.....

I love doing the strip-Joining. Makes me laugh every time when he pulls a longsword out of nowhere.



Warden: Jory have you been keeping weapons and armor away from me?!
Jory: Nooooo..... I have no clue what you're talking about.
Warden: I told you to hand over everything so I could sell it! Now give me everything!
Jory: No!
*Warden punches Jory*
*Jory poops out many sets of heavy chainmail, various longswords and greatswords, and a pouch containing 36 sovereigns*
Daveth: Andraste's ass, Jory! How do you keep all that up there?
Jory: I'd rather not say.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Do I need the same rule for you about no liquids that I use for Cutlass Jack? 

I strip Jory and Daveth before I get to Morrigan. Makes me laugh when Daveth says she'll turn us into frogs and put us in the pot, and Jory (naked) says if the pot has got to be warmer than this forest.  I also laugh imagining my Warden telling Duncan not to ask, it was a hazing ritual gone bad....

[TEWR]

erynnar wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Elhanan wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

@Cutlass Jack

Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

Ever seen a strip-Joining? Ever wonder where Jory kept that sword? Makes a key seem resonable.....

I love doing the strip-Joining. Makes me laugh every time when he pulls a longsword out of nowhere.



Warden: Jory have you been keeping weapons and armor away from me?!
Jory: Nooooo..... I have no clue what you're talking about.
Warden: I told you to hand over everything so I could sell it! Now give me everything!
Jory: No!
*Warden punches Jory*
*Jory poops out many sets of heavy chainmail, various longswords and greatswords, and a pouch containing 36 sovereigns*
Daveth: Andraste's ass, Jory! How do you keep all that up there?
Jory: I'd rather not say.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Do I need the same rule for you about no liquids that I use for Cutlass Jack? 

I strip Jory and Daveth before I get to Morrigan. Makes me laugh when Daveth says she'll turn us into frogs and put us in the pot, and Jory (naked) says if the pot has got to be warmer than this forest.  I also laugh imagining my Warden telling Duncan not to ask, it was a hazing ritual gone bad....

 LOL I can just imagine Duncan rubbing his eyes and sighing.

And I try my best to be funny. So yes, as a general rule try to stay away from the liquids near my joke posts, just in case

[neppakyo]

Realmzmaster wrote...

Actually in some acient games and training many of the events were done in full military gear includingdistance running! The military still trains personnel in full military gear especially special forces. Those men and women can do some amazing actions.

But can they do the fandango, Scaramouche?

At least in D&D Its a magic bag of holding you can stuff things into. I'd imagine a claymore is quite uncomfortable sheathed in the ol' anal wallet.  Just sayin'

[Realmzmaster]

neppakyo wrote...

Realmzmaster wrote...

Actually in some acient games and training many of the events were done in full military gear includingdistance running! The military still trains personnel in full military gear especially special forces. Those men and women can do some amazing actions.

But can they do the fandango, Scaramouche?

At least in D&D Its a magic bag of holding you can stuff things into. I'd imagine a claymore is quite uncomfortable sheathed in the ol' anal wallet.  Just sayin'

I do not about dancing, but they quite equipped at dealing death. No it is not a claymore, but a specially designed Bowie knife that is quite impressive.

[neppakyo]

A bowie knife in the butt? o.O

[erynnar]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

erynnar wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Elhanan wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

@Cutlass Jack

Now I'm thinking that in every RPG I've played (Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, etc.), the characters shove items up their ass.

Now I know why some of the loot in DA2 sells for a few coppers. It's covered in crap.

Ever seen a strip-Joining? Ever wonder where Jory kept that sword? Makes a key seem resonable.....

I love doing the strip-Joining. Makes me laugh every time when he pulls a longsword out of nowhere.



Warden: Jory have you been keeping weapons and armor away from me?!
Jory: Nooooo..... I have no clue what you're talking about.
Warden: I told you to hand over everything so I could sell it! Now give me everything!
Jory: No!
*Warden punches Jory*
*Jory poops out many sets of heavy chainmail, various longswords and greatswords, and a pouch containing 36 sovereigns*
Daveth: Andraste's ass, Jory! How do you keep all that up there?
Jory: I'd rather not say.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Do I need the same rule for you about no liquids that I use for Cutlass Jack? 

I strip Jory and Daveth before I get to Morrigan. Makes me laugh when Daveth says she'll turn us into frogs and put us in the pot, and Jory (naked) says if the pot has got to be warmer than this forest.  I also laugh imagining my Warden telling Duncan not to ask, it was a hazing ritual gone bad....

 LOL I can just imagine Duncan rubbing his eyes and sighing.

And I try my best to be funny. So yes, as a general rule try to stay away from the liquids near my joke posts, just in case

Thank you for the warning, friend! I will make sure I put all liquids down, and swallow (you dirty birds, I know what you're all thinking and I love you all for it:P) before reading.

Anal wallets and claymores and bowie knives oh my!  And oh ouch!

Modifié par erynnar, 09 mai 2011 - 03:05 .

[neppakyo]

erynnar wrote...

Thank you for the warning, friend! I will make sure I put all liquids down, and swallow (you dirty birds, I know what you're all thinking and I love you all for it:P) before reading.

Frankly, I'm still stuck on the 4th letter of the alphabet, times two!

*runs away from erynnar*