Arcian wrote...

Hey Haters,
My name is Jane, and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their
day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world.
Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ****? I mean, I guess it’s
fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all
take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to
pictures on spacebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your
best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Normandy,
and savior of the Citadel. What have you done, other than hating awesome characters? I also get straight headshots, and
have a banging hot boyfriend (He just sandpapered me; **** was SO cash). You
are all haters who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my ****