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#26
Spartanburger

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Lawless dancefloor (5g)
Spend 30 minutes dancing at Omega

I have a galaxy to save... (5g)
Spend 30 minutes dancing on the Citadel

And I'm not even blue (5g)
Spend 30 minutes dancing on Illium

With moves like those... (10g)
Slowdance with your romantic interest

Rave Break! (15g)
Inspire 5 civilians to join you on the dancefloor across the three main hub worlds

More stuff in the thing where the stuff goes (5g)
Drink your problems away

Shepard Pawnch! (10g)
Stop the damn disingenuous assertions

Streaker (30g)
"I'm nowhere near drunk enough to make that seem like a good idea."
^(Secret achievement, drink until your about to pass out and then immediately go to the dancefloor)

I hate spiders (10g)
Accumulate 30 Rachni-husk kills without bursting and spider-sacks

'I told you so' just doesn't quite cut it right now (50g)
Save the Turian councilor

Modifié par Spartanburger, 22 mai 2011 - 12:42 .


#27
Anihilus

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You Humans Are All Racist (25G)
Save only the humans in Mass Effect 3

Ah yes "Reapers" (100G)
Gloat to the Turian Councilor

Biotic God (50G)
Kill a Reaper using only biotics

#28
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Fried Calamari (10G)
-Defeat a Reaper with the SR-2.

Squid on a Stick (10G)
-Sleep with Liara, again.

Boomerang (25G)
-Always come back.

Bauer the Bowser (50G)
-Defeat the first Reaper invasion in under 24 hours.

Fem-Dom (5G)
-Complete the campaign as a Female Shepard.

I Feel Pretty (5G)
-Spend at least 45 minutes on the Character Creation screen.

Religious Experience (10G)
-Make Ashley see stars, again.

Polyglotticus (10G)
-Rouse an army by speaking Prothean.

Threading the Needle (50G)
-Romance, sleep with, and subsequently dump every available LI without any consequences.

Para-Gone! (25G)
-Sacrifice yourself to save the Galaxy.

Rock and a Hard Place (75G)
-Romance Grunt.

Motion of the Ocean (10G)
-Save the Hanaar Homeworld.

Blueberry Bushes (10G)
-Save the Asari Homeworld.

Thrill of the Frill (10G)
-Save the Turian Homeworld.

Spear Mint (25G)
-Sleep with a green Asari.

Breaking the Rules (25G)
-Let Patriarch re-take Omega Station without firing a single shot.

Cybering (10G)
-Save the Geth.

Not in the Manual (100G)
-Find the hidden Mako function.

Kwisatz Haderach (50G)
-Ride a Thresher Maw to victory over a Reaper on a desert planet.

The Punchline (5G)
-Punch a reporter for the third time.

Space Moses (25G)
-Lead the Quarians back to their Homeworld.

Squeaky Wheel (5G)
-Convince EDI to feed your fish.

The Village Bike (5G)
-Romance Kelly.

Scale Itch (5G)
-Romance a Varren.

Divide By Zero (100G)
-Save the Galaxy by Embracing Eternity.

The 'N' Stands for Narcisist (5G)
-Change your character's appearance at least three times after the Character Creation screen.

The Road Less Traveled (50G)
-Save the Galaxy without sacrificing yourself.

Spock Told Me To (25G)
-Sacrifice the Earth.

Bat Nipples (5G)
-Find some holey, rusted metal.

I'm Not Heinlen Anything (25G)
-Hold out for 15 minutes against the Indoctrinated Rachni.

Freudian Slips (25G)
-Discover the color of Samara's thong.

Three Days 'Til Retirement (10G)
-Get Zaeed killed.

Rollin' Twenties (10G)
-Prevent the deaths of all teammates.

Background Noise (15G)
-Get 150 Headshots.

BOOM! (30G)
-Get 300 Headshots.

Wrong Genre (45G)
-Get 500 Headshots.

Can't Suck Hard Enough (25G)
-Create an ineffective Singularity in the presence of at least 3 enemies.

Junkie (25G)
-Use Adrenaline Rush 75 times on a single mission.

Newton's Third Law (30G)
-Destroy the Mako without taking fire.

Newton's Second Law (30G)
-Successfully destroy a Reaper by sabotaging its Eezo Core.

Newton's First Law (30G)
-Destroy an enemy off-screen with the Cain.

#29
bellabri287

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Firewolf99 wrote...

Oh God No...
Rediscover the Mako. 10G
(sorry, as PS3 owner, may not understand actual G value)


Nooooooooooo!!!!!  :(  You PS3 owners are lucky to not know the horror that is...

Really Commander? (5g)
Completed planet scanning on all planets... in the entire galaxy.

#30
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Secret - Next time read the manual first (5G)
Kill yourself and at least one enemy on your first use of the Cain on any playthrough (come on, pretty much everyone would get it without trying, I know I would've if this had been in ME2)

Modifié par Shaun2406, 22 mai 2011 - 03:09 .


#31
Anihilus

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Calm Before The Storm (20G)

Visit Earth before the Reapers invade

#32
TheIdiocyWizard

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Here we go again...
Escape Earth and begin the main campaign.

So THAT'S how it's going to be.
Sacrifice yourself to ensure victory.

Oh I'm....sorry?
Make a Krogan cry.

EDIT: Garrus didn't really make any calibrations, did he?
Try to destroy a reaper with the main gun and fail.

The sins of their fathers...
Help the Quarians defeat the Geth.

Geth, Collectors and Reapers oh my!
Complete the final installment of the Mass Effect trilogy.

Modifié par TheIdiocyWizard, 22 mai 2011 - 04:39 .


#33
Fiery Phoenix

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Scimal wins.

#34
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Brokeback Galaxy (100G)
Well, duh!

Holy crap, what's that!? (25G)
Meet a female Krogan

May the Force be with you (10G)
Construct your first lightsaber. Wait, what?

The End Of Time (200G)
Recruit the Time Lords

What the F** is wrong with you!? (250G)
Finish the game in the most difficult difficulty in the game.

End Of Line (200G)
You've derezzed all Reapers with one disc

#35
Bogsnot1

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"Stich that Jimmy!"
Headbutt every Krogan possible.

#36
Anihilus

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Irishimas (10G)
Try the ramen in Zakera Ward

vas Qwib-Qwib (20G)
Use a quarian ship to destroy a Reaper

#37
Bogsnot1

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"You Loser"
Conrad saves your arse.

#38
ADLegend21

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"Who's line is it anyway?" 15G
Manage to hit the interupt before destroying a reaper.

"Robot Chicken" 50G
Sucessfully protect Joker while he uploads EDI into a reaper shell.

"Walker, Sarah Walker" 50G
Hello Miranda gain control of Cerberus from the The Illusive man.

"I like my listings Black" 25G
With Ashley on the Squad Save Arcturus station from the Reapers

 "Shepard with a capital GOD" 200G
Tame a Reaper and use it against the fleet.

"S**t's and giggles"
100G
Shoot Wrex from the Normandy's gun at a Reaper.

#39
Firewolf99

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Ah yes, "mercy"
Kill the Turian councillor (15G)

Elementary, my dear Anaya...
Help Detective Anaya catch all 12 bounties (20G)

Woah. I know Kung Fu.
Use the VI training program. (5G)

#40
ADLegend21

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"This Hurts You!" 30G
Have EDI overpower Harbinger.

#41
SilentNukee

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LOL...Keep 'em coming. :P

#42
ShepardsAssassin

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 Enemies of my enemy are my friends.
Recruit every race possible 50 G
Faster!
Get out of Earth fast as possible to feed your fish. (Secret, 5 G)
Shut UP!
Punch the reporter, again. 10 G
Good bed times.
Buy a Fornax. 5 G
I´ Reapered a Reaper!
Destroy a Reaper. 20 G
You need more eyes.
Evade all Batarian assassins on Omega. 10 G

#43
Spartanburger

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Ghosts in the Machine (20g)
Help the Geth achieve full sentience
^(Help them complete their dyson sphere structure thing)

#44
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"I Got A Bag 'o Milky Ways!"
50G/Silver
Run away from a Reaper that is chasing you.

"Will It Blend?"
10G/Bronze
Fully customize a weapon.

"They Ain't So Bad"
75G/Gold
Retake Rannoch from the geth, peacefully.

"It's Just "Commander Shepard", Isn't It?"
250G/Gold
Save the galaxy, all your squad-mates (keeping them alive in ME2, too), civilizations, and stay with a love interest from either ME1 or ME2.

"If You've Heard of It..."
100G/Gold
Personalize your cabin exactly the way it was in ME2.

"Outta All the Bars on the Citadel..."
15G/Bronze
Get drunk on the Citadel.

Modifié par Alphyn, 22 mai 2011 - 04:02 .


#45
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"In elevators, no one can hear you scream"
10G
Use an elevator.

#46
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Mass Effect 101, Reaper Edition
30G
Taught James Vega the basics.

You, Geth
50G
Helped the geth achieve their goal.

Blast 'em!
15G
Killed 100 enemies with laser weapons.

#47
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You know there's a galaxy to save right? 10G
Do nothing for 5 minutes.

Well you guys were no help. 50G
Defeat a Praetorian on Hardcore or harder while your squad is down.

Well that was pointless. 5G
Shoot a Reaper with your pistol.

What? It's over? 25G
Didn't escape Earth.

Modifié par Ormagodenator, 22 mai 2011 - 04:21 .


#48
wolfennights

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I really like these achievements that pretty much either have you failing or doing something crappily.

I also like the "shooting Wrex at a Reaper" idea.

#49
Firewolf99

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Back to the Future... (5G)
Recruit Tali, VI survivor, Liara, Garrus and Wrex.

Disco Inferno (20G)
Kill a Husk on the dancefloor in Omega

HMS Normandy (15G)
Repaint the Normandy with the "Union Jack" Paintjob

Modifié par Firewolf99, 22 mai 2011 - 05:17 .


#50
Anihilus

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Burn Your House Down (5G)
Use a combustible lemon to destroy a Reaper

Nice job Hero (15G)
Let the Reapers destroy Earth

Coffee Break (20G)
Do nothing for 15 minutes