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#126
Firewolf99

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Up Your Arsenal (50G)
Recruit "The Lombax"

#127
Firesteel

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The Cake is a...Trap? (50G)
ambush and destroy a reaper with a tasty treat.

This is My Rifle, This is My Gun (15G)*
Name your rifle after a squad member and romance, or continue romance, with that squad member.

There Ain't No Rest for the Wicked (40G)
Defeat the Reapers and (edit) begin to wipe out all organic life out yourself, after all, you aren't completely organic anymore

* + 10 cookies if you get the reference

Modifié par Firesteel7, 25 mai 2011 - 04:41 .


#128
ZShogan

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It's Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket. My I have +10 cookies now plz???

#129
Someone With Mass

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I like playing with my energy balls
(10G)
Kill 20 enemies with Lighting Up.

#130
Sylvanpyxie

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Anything Can Be Opened.. With A Liberal Application of Force.
Blow Open the Hull of a Reaper.

#131
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Apologies if this is already done:

Can't touch this
Outdance a member of your squad/npc.

#132
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DEE-VINE INTERVENTION (30G)
Destroy a Reaper using the Mako's Mass Accelerator Cannon

#133
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Pessimistic:
Go through the entire game with dead fish in your aquarium without replacing them once.

Fatalistic:
Contemplate dead fish each time before you go on a mission.

Once Bitten:
When you rejoin with your squad from ME2 after being separated from them, greet them very coldly. Tell them that you have moved on and that you've got a galaxy to save, so you can't stay to chat. Don't invite them to join you (they're going to refuse, anyway)

No Second Chances:
Act surprised when VS, who didn't want to join you in ME2, suddenly wants to join you in ME3. Demand an extended explanation from them for changing their minds. They're going to point to the Reapers in the sky - tell them that you knew that the Reapers were coming, even back in ME2. Ask them how can they betray the Alliance by working with the traitor and former Cerberus member. Listen carefully to their excuses, then refuse them anyway.

Less talk, more punch:
Interrupt talking people 20 times. Bonus points if you manage to interrupt someone who's actually delivering some crucial info for the plot.

#134
Firesteel

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Under the Bus (5G)
grab an enemy and throw them under a moving vehicle

When Sharks Meet (Mate?) (10G)
Combine the Mako and the Hammerhead into one vehicle

You are the Support, Son! (50G)
Save the galaxy without any aid from other races

#135
Bluko

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Truly Extreme (5G)
Kill Conrad Verner

#136
Bluefuse

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Some of the achievements should reference Star Wars. I think that would be hilarious considering that Mass Effect definitely has Star Wars as one of its inspirations. I'm not good with coming up with funny stuff, so someone else come up with some funny memorable Star Wars lines that would work.

#137
Bluefuse

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"It's a Trap!"

BioWare can decide where to put this in the storyline. Lol

#138
Firewolf99

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Irish Tramp (20G)
Choose all the conversation options involving swearing in one playthrough

#139
mi55ter

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Curunen wrote...

Apologies if this is already done:

Can't touch this
Outdance a member of your squad/npc.

Lol
Might be a tough one to get, 'specially if you're up against Mordin or Legion. Betcha Grunt and Zaeed don't have too many moves, though...

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DIRECT CONTROL! (20G)

Take control of a reaper and kill Khalisah Al-Jilani while she is On a Broadcast

Modifié par Vez04, 25 mai 2011 - 08:45 .


#141
Sylvanpyxie

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BELIEVE IN REAPERS!
Beat the Citadel Council over the head with a chunk of Reaper Hull.

#142
Chuvvy

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The Shepard Shuffle
Keep moving those hips baby.

Sean Connery
Punch Khalisah Al-Jilani

Brotastic
Complete 100% of the game with Garrus in your party.

Rain hides the tears
Realize you can't recruit Wrex, again

#143
Firesteel

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I am Your...Mother? 10G
Save your mother from the Reapers (Spacer background only)

Trying to think of the two other backgrounds now

#144
Firewolf99

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Should have gone to specsavers... (10G)
Get revenge on the Batarians (Colonist background only)

Anyone got Earthborn?

#145
ZShogan

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A dish best served cold. (20g)

Find the batarians that killed your family and have your revenge (colonist background only).

#146
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ZShogan wrote...

A dish best served cold. (20g)

Find the batarians that killed your family and have your revenge (colonist background only).


:D

Overreaction (50g):

During the trial, discover that the batarians who killed your family lived in Bahak system.

I'm laughing so much reading this thread.

Modifié par laecraft, 25 mai 2011 - 09:56 .


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Alpha-Centuri

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Leeeeroy Shepard! (10g) (Bronze Trophy)

Skip all dialogue and go into the final battle with no more than a 33.33% (repeating of course) chance of victory.

Modifié par Alpha-Centuri, 25 mai 2011 - 11:31 .


#148
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Slidell505 wrote...

The Shepard Shuffle
Keep moving those hips baby.

Sean Connery
Punch Khalisah Al-Jilani

Brotastic
Complete 100% of the game with Garrus in your party.

Rain hides the tears
Realize you can't recruit Wrex, again

Hilarious that Shep Shuffle one.

Advanced Brotastic could be "Complete 100% of the game with Garrus and Jacob in your party". Putting up with that all game long would be a phukkin challenge, no doubt.

#149
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InHarmsWay wrote...

Don't Fear The Reaper (50G)
Beat Mass Effect 3

No, I Am The Harbinger Of Your Destruction (50G)
Destroy Harbinger

Pyrric Victory (50G)
Beat Mass Effect 3 With The Message In A Bottle Ending

Message In A Bottle (50G)
Lost against the Reapers, but saved all your knowledge of the Reapers in a message for future races

Gondor Calls For Aid (40G)
Recruited all possible allies for the final battle


All awesome, especially the last ones.

#150
Sylvanpyxie

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I'll Create a Distraction.
Run into enemy fire.

Alright You Create a Distraction.
Send a Squad member into enemy fire.

And I'll Distract 'em From Your Distraction.
Run into enemy fire while your Squad members are taking damage.

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 26 mai 2011 - 11:40 .