Characters I absolutely HATE with a passion
#1
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:27
Tali: She's annoying like nobody's business, she's TOTALLY a damsel in distress no matter how many times she says she has a shotgun, and she totally has a crush on me (which I HATE).
Legion: You can't trust a word this guy says. He's obviously just a spy, that's why I always give him to Cerberus. GTFO Legion, I hate you
Thane: Man, what a whiner. He's like constantly talking about his son or his wife or his short lifespan because of his disease. I just can't stand him at all. I just HATE the guy.
#2
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:36
Another bit of advice: Make sure to remove your Garrus avatar since you hate him so much.
ON TOPIC:
Ashley: She's way too aprehensive of aliens for my taste. She's beautiful, but her attitude sux.
Tali: See OP.
Modifié par amcnow, 13 mai 2011 - 08:38 .
#3
Guest_Arcian_*
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:38
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#4
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:41

Personally I hate Anderson. That idiot, lyk, betrayed
Modifié par darknoon5, 13 mai 2011 - 08:44 .
#5
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:41
Arcian wrote...
I think he deserves shades.
#6
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:43

^
For those of you who don't know a joke thread when you see it.
#7
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:44
darknoon5 wrote...
Lol guys this guys is trolling (sucessfuly) look at his sig:
...or he's just poking fun at all the hate threads which have popped up recently.
#8
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:44
darknoon5 wrote...
Lol guys this guys is trolling (sucessfuly) look at his sig:
lol, Fail troll is Fail.
#9
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:45
Which is a pretty similar thing, at least in this situation.amcnow wrote...
darknoon5 wrote...
Lol guys this guys is trolling (sucessfuly) look at his sig:
...or he's just poking fun at all the hate threads which have popped up recently.
Not saying it's not amusing, however.
Also, I will repeat the characters I hate:
Personally I hate Anderson. That idiot, lyk, betrayed
entire human race! My Shepard hates that tool and will shoot his face
in then teabag him whilst he snipes Admiral Hackett, then he will marry
Miri, destroy the Alliance, kill TIM, take over Cerberus and rule the
galaxy with Miri and their 3 beautiful children
Modifié par darknoon5, 13 mai 2011 - 08:46 .
#10
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:48
amcnow wrote...
darknoon5 wrote...
Lol guys this guys is trolling (sucessfuly) look at his sig:
...or he's just poking fun at all the hate threads which have popped up recently.
This because unfortunately, I spawned them with my thread about Ashley.
#11
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:52
#12
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:52
#13
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:54
Also, I lol'd.
#14
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 08:59
#15
Guest_mrsph_*
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:01
Guest_mrsph_*
They are all a bunch of whiny misfits that always **** and moan and expect me to help them with their life problems, lie for them, and solve their daddy issues, or put up with their war crimes. You know what?
**** your daddy issues. **** your team betraying you, and **** your illness. If it was up to me I'd leave all of your krogan neutering, cerberus apologists, genocide lovin' ****s on that exploding base while I tossed Joker off the Normandy (CRIPPLE!) then I'd make my Shepard unplug EDI because that stupid robot thinks she can tell jokes like a real person like she is Pinocchio or some ****.
Then I'd track Kaidan down, who is a spectre for some idiotic reason despite never showing any intiative for anything but his stupid girlfriend in stupid Summer Camp for magic kids, and fill him full of lead, while I drive the Shadowbroker's ship into Omega. Killing Aria and Liara in one fell swoop.
#16
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:03
Hell yeah. The only character I actually like is Harbinger, that dude has class.mrsph wrote...
I hate every character. Every character I hate.
They are all a bunch of whiny misfits that always **** and moan and expect me to help them with their life problems, lie for them, and solve their daddy issues, or put up with their war crimes. You know what?
**** your daddy issues. **** your team betraying you, and **** your illness. If it was up to me I'd leave all of your krogan neutering, cerberus apologists, genocide lovin' ****s on that exploding base while I tossed Joker off the Normandy (CRIPPLE!) then I'd make my Shepard unplug EDI because that stupid robot thinks she can tell jokes like a real person like she is Pinocchio or some ****.
Then I'd track Kaidan down, who is a spectre for some idiotic reason despite never showing any intiative for anything but his stupid girlfriend in stupid Summer Camp for magic kids, and fill him full of lead, while I drive the Shadowbroker's ship into Omega. Killing Aria and Liara in one fell swoop.
#17
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:04
mrsph wrote...
Then I'd track Kaidan down, who is a spectre for some idiotic reason despite never showing any intiative for anything but his stupid girlfriend in stupid Summer Camp for magic kids, and fill him full of lead, while I drive the Shadowbroker's ship into Omega. Killing Aria and Liara in one fell swoop.
Best damn stuff iv'e been reading in a time in these forums in a while, Kaidan is a spectre, Ha now that's a hell of a joke.
Modifié par turian councilor Knockout, 13 mai 2011 - 09:05 .
#18
Guest_michaelrsa_*
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:04
Guest_michaelrsa_*
That still leaves Anderson alive mrsph. Him turning to the turians to help assault that Cerberus base shows that he is a traitor to humanity. He needs to die.mrsph wrote...
I hate every character. Every character I hate.
They are all a bunch of whiny misfits that always **** and moan and expect me to help them with their life problems, lie for them, and solve their daddy issues, or put up with their war crimes. You know what?
**** your daddy issues. **** your team betraying you, and **** your illness. If it was up to me I'd leave all of your krogan neutering, cerberus apologists, genocide lovin' ****s on that exploding base while I tossed Joker off the Normandy (CRIPPLE!) then I'd make my Shepard unplug EDI because that stupid robot thinks she can tell jokes like a real person like she is Pinocchio or some ****.
Then I'd track Kaidan down, who is a spectre for some idiotic reason despite never showing any intiative for anything but his stupid girlfriend in stupid Summer Camp for magic kids, and fill him full of lead, while I drive the Shadowbroker's ship into Omega. Killing Aria and Liara in one fell swoop.
I expect better, mrsph.
#19
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:07
ThisV-rex wrote...
Okay I totally hate the character who is the favorite character of whoever ever reads this post.
That's
right whoever's reading this post, I don't like your favorite character
and I insult you for liking them. Hope it riled you up something fierce.
Also I understand that your mother is overweight.
There, I just said what all these threads are secretly saying in the first place. We're done here.
#20
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:11
Also Mark Meer is terrible voice actor. Male Shepard is so lame.
Modifié par Mesina2, 13 mai 2011 - 09:12 .
#21
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:12
mrsph wrote...
I hate every character. Every character I hate.
They are all a bunch of whiny misfits that always **** and moan and expect me to help them with their life problems, lie for them, and solve their daddy issues, or put up with their war crimes. You know what?
**** your daddy issues. **** your team betraying you, and **** your illness. If it was up to me I'd leave all of your krogan neutering, cerberus apologists, genocide lovin' ****s on that exploding base while I tossed Joker off the Normandy (CRIPPLE!) then I'd make my Shepard unplug EDI because that stupid robot thinks she can tell jokes like a real person like she is Pinocchio or some ****.
Then I'd track Kaidan down, who is a spectre for some idiotic reason despite never showing any intiative for anything but his stupid girlfriend in stupid Summer Camp for magic kids, and fill him full of lead, while I drive the Shadowbroker's ship into Omega. Killing Aria and Liara in one fell swoop.
I laughed so hard I scared the children.
#22
Guest_michaelrsa_*
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:15
Guest_michaelrsa_*
Who the fuck you think you are Garrus? Gettin' all friendly n' shit? My Shepard's way to funky fresh fo' yo scaley ass. You know what? Fuck turians, they killed a bunch of humans in the First Contact War. I don't fo'give and I don't fo'get. Look what happened after Pearl Harbor, those japs bomb us and then we spend the next fidy years giving our money to them. We should of just nuked 'em like we nuked the Russians to win the Cold War.
WHOOOOO AMERICA IS NUMBA ONE!!!!
Modifié par michaelrsa, 13 mai 2011 - 09:16 .
#23
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:16
Post of themrsph wrote...
I hate every character. Every character I hate.
They are all a bunch of whiny misfits that always **** and moan and expect me to help them with their life problems, lie for them, and solve their daddy issues, or put up with their war crimes. You know what?
**** your daddy issues. **** your team betraying you, and **** your illness. If it was up to me I'd leave all of your krogan neutering, cerberus apologists, genocide lovin' ****s on that exploding base while I tossed Joker off the Normandy (CRIPPLE!) then I'd make my Shepard unplug EDI because that stupid robot thinks she can tell jokes like a real person like she is Pinocchio or some ****.
Then I'd track Kaidan down, who is a spectre for some idiotic reason despite never showing any intiative for anything but his stupid girlfriend in stupid Summer Camp for magic kids, and fill him full of lead, while I drive the Shadowbroker's ship into Omega. Killing Aria and Liara in one fell swoop.
#24
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 09:30
This is an admirable goaldarknoon5 wrote...
Personally I hate Anderson. That idiot, lyk, betrayedCerberusthe
entire human race! My Shepard hates that tool and will shoot his face
in then teabag him whilst he snipes Admiral Hackett, then he will marry
Miri, destroy the Alliance, kill TIM, take over Cerberus and rule the
galaxy with Miri and their 3 beautiful children:wub:
I support your rule of the galaxy with Miranda in your ME universe if you support my rule of the galaxy with Miranda in my ME universe!
#25
Posté 13 mai 2011 - 11:42
Isn't Miri sterile?darknoon5 wrote...
Personally I hate Anderson. That idiot, lyk, betrayedCerberusthe
entire human race! My Shepard hates that tool and will shoot his face
in then teabag him whilst he snipes Admiral Hackett, then he will marry
Miri, destroy the Alliance, kill TIM, take over Cerberus and rule the
galaxy with Miri and their 3 beautiful children:wub:
On topic: Character hate is for super nerds who get red in the face when called out on their bull.
Imagine a fat kid smashing his keybaord and spilling his mountain dew all over the computer screen when someone mentions that Miranda is awesome but Tali is immature.





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