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[AdamNW]

The scene playing is a romance scene.

What do you do next?

[Mr. MannlyMan]

"At least I know how to love a man!"

[Silentmode]

Say "What woman? Can't you see I'm busy porking aliens here."

[BeardedNinja]

if you have to explain you need a new gf lol
j/k

[CheeseEnchilada]

"Pull up a chair and start taking notes. There will be a quiz."

[fighterchick]

It's happened before. The first time I got an a strange look and he just walked away. The second time he facepalmed and shook his head while giving me a REALLY strange look. He doesn't like Mass Effect. v_v

[Fiery Phoenix]

I played Thane's romance scene with my mom next to me once. She didn't say a thing, which is quite unusual.

[Chuvvy]

Ole lefty doesn't mind. We have an open relationship.

[ipgd]

not date someone for whom walking in on my bioware dating sim self-indulgence would produce any sort of noteworthy reaction

[Sbri]

Pass the popcorn. I look over his shoulder, he looks over mine. Every so often, we laugh hysterically.

[Darkhour]

AdamNW wrote...

The scene playing is a romance scene.

What do you do next?

Take a bite from a Snickers bar?

[AdmiralCheez]

BF: Garrus? Again?!

Me: Sorry.

BF: Whatever happened to staying loyal to Kaidan this time?

Me: He... I... I don't know! It's the... the...

BF: The reach? *eyebrow waggle*

Me: Oh, get out! Cutscenes first, snuggles later.

BF: Ouch.

Me: Away, you person of flesh! I am indulging in my digital fantasies!

BF: You are such a nerd.

Me: Says the pot to the kettle...

[Leonia]

"Can it wait for a minute.. I'm in the middle of calibrating Garrus."

[kglaser]

leonia42 wrote...

"Can it wait for a minute.. I'm in the middle of calibrating Garrus."

I was going to type an answer, but this is SO much better than what I was going to write, that I'll just quote it.

[Arken]

"It's exactly what it looks like." Or "Why can't you have tentacles for hair?" Or "This is what I spent $60 on... yup."

[upsettingshorts]

Explain that I'm forced to resort to gaming erotica because she's lost that loving feeling.

[goofyomnivore]

this happened the other week verbatim of our short convo.

me: hey, in a romance scene can you grab me a glass of water can't get up.
gf: it's not garrus so it isn't a romance scene get your own water.

[kglaser]

strive wrote...

this happened the other week verbatim of our short convo.

me: hey, in a romance scene can you grab me a glass of water can't get up.
gf: it's not garrus so it isn't a romance scene get your own water.

:lol:

[DJ CAVE SLAVE]

"What are you doin outside the kitchen?"

I kid I kid

[WizenSlinky0]

"So hey, did you aliens are hot? Good thing you only have to worry about human competition, huh?"

[DDK]

I play Mass Effect. What's a 'significant other'?

[Maria Caliban]

AdamNW wrote...

The scene playing is a romance scene.

What do you do next?

Continue to play my game.

The same thing I do when I watch a movie or read a book and my S/O walks into the room.

[Fat Headed Wolf]

If I want to get my wife's attention off of anything all I have to do is say something that gets her itching to speak about her American-Conservative ideals.

So the scenario:

*Wife walks in. Looks at screen. Gives me a disgusted look.*

Me: "So that Ronald Reagan sure was great, huh?"

She immediately forgets that I'm romancing a character and begins to flow praise over the actor turned president.

Actually, I've learned this works with her during virtually every situation.

Modifié par Fat Headed Wolf, 16 mai 2011 - 05:21 .

[Browneye_Vamp84]

Oh my goodness reading these have put me in a better mood 

Modifié par Browneye_Vamp84, 16 mai 2011 - 05:13 .

[N0touchi]

Hey, sweetie. I'll be there in a minute.