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[Esbatty]

Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

If I want to get my wife's attention off of anything all I have to do is say something that gets her itching to speak about her American-Conservative ideals.

So the scenario:

*Wife walks in. Looks at screen. Gives me a disgusted look.*

Me: "So that Ronald Regan sure was great, huh?"

She immediately forgets that I'm romancing a character and begins to flow praise over the actor turned president.

Actually, I've learned this works with her during virtually every situation.

That is actually awesome!

...

Reagan Smash!

[Clonedzero]

probably nothing unless she comments on it?

[Clonedzero]

as a side note, there really needs to be a shorter term that works for all orientations when referencing "your significant other" cus its sorta a mouthful

liek your barlp or fizbot or something i dunno

[Browneye_Vamp84]

BF: *grabs a beer and goes on reading his Mens Fitness*

[TaHol100]

As I'm unlucky (just kidding, he is perfect) to have a bf who does not care about gaming, my hardcore-gaming-madness is left alone and never falls under discussion. Sometimes I force him to watch some game for 5 minutes, and he agrees Assassins Creed 2 really looks awesome.

But romance sceen...

Me: Eh...????
Him: Is he gay???Can you really do that in game? Not in my youth.
Me: Eh...let's go for a walk.
Him: forget's already what was on the screen.

[M-Sinistrari]

My fiance at most just looks at the screen and comments on how close I am to the end of that playthrough and asks when am I starting up the next one. I do the same to him on his games.

[Snowship]

keep playing, it's a game ffs ppl.

[Alpha-Centuri]

As she walks in:

1.I get really embaressed
2. Take my hand out my pants
3. Press the mute button very fast
4. Claim that its not what she thinks it is
5. Sleep in my dormroom tonight.

Oh wait... I thought you were talking about porn!

[Nimrodell]

... consider me seduced, loverboy...
My husband enters the room and looks at me.
Hubby: Again? Darn it... when you're going to play ME1 again?
Me: Why, love?
Hubby: Naked body sliding... this one is meh. You're not afraid he'll sting you with those thorns he has?
Me: Nah, we read all Mordin's guides about it.
Hubby: You have guides? Sick...
Me: Yup, ah don't be sucha baby... it's soul that counts, otherwise I wouldn't merry you, muppet.
Hubby: Dunno, I'd still be worried ya know... he bends and *pring*, ya got perfect poke in the arse! Silly woman.

[Snowship]

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

As she walks in:

1.I get really embaressed
2. Take my hand out my pants
3. Press the mute button very fast
4. Claim that its not what she thinks it is
5. Sleep in my dormroom tonight.

Oh wait... I thought you were talking about porn!

Coward...

Looks at her, keeps going

[Fat Headed Wolf]

Snowship wrote...

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

As she walks in:

1.I get really embaressed
2. Take my hand out my pants
3. Press the mute button very fast
4. Claim that its not what she thinks it is
5. Sleep in my dormroom tonight.

Oh wait... I thought you were talking about porn!

Coward...

Looks at her, keeps going

The next scene in the movie would be you standing on the porch in the rain, your suitcase beside you, and the door slaming behind you. 

[Snowship]

Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

Snowship wrote...

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

As she walks in:

1.I get really embaressed
2. Take my hand out my pants
3. Press the mute button very fast
4. Claim that its not what she thinks it is
5. Sleep in my dormroom tonight.

Oh wait... I thought you were talking about porn!

Coward...

Looks at her, keeps going

The next scene in the movie would be you standing on the porch in the rain, your suitcase beside you, and the door slaming behind you. 

pfft, you think she doesn't know you do it. :innocent:

[kill_switch_423]

~Wife walks in and looks at me expectantly~
Me: Hm?
Her: My turn.
Me: No.
Her: You like sex?
Me: Yeah...
Her: Well, I like Garrus. Gimme.

[Alpha-Centuri]

Snowship wrote...

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

As she walks in:

1.I get really embaressed
2. Take my hand out my pants
3. Press the mute button very fast
4. Claim that its not what she thinks it is
5. Sleep in my dormroom tonight.

Oh wait... I thought you were talking about porn!

Coward...

Looks at her, keeps going

Yeah yeah im ****-whipped... Don't take my man-card, i'll get better

[Cutlass Jack]

AdamNW wrote...

The scene playing is a romance scene.

What do you do next?

Well since the reason she walked in is because I called her over to see the scene...I'd offer her a chair and turn up the volume.

Then she'd probably pull me over to her computer to see her romance scenes.

[JeffZero]

My RL significant other is a bigger Mass Effect fan than I am, so...

[SkittlesKat96]

It's funny because iirc the cut scene isn't even skippable on the PC version (or is it? I can't remember...)

[roflchoppaz]

SkittlesKat96 wrote...

It's funny because iirc the cut scene isn't even skippable on the PC version (or is it? I can't remember...)

It is skippable. I had to skip Tali romance scene with my MaleShep 'cause one of my parents walked in. I was saaad.

[Haventh]

"I'm helping Tali carry out her orders."

Skipping romance scenes cause parents walk in wow. It's just a game. 

Modifié par Haventh, 16 mai 2011 - 11:15 .

[roflchoppaz]

Haventh wrote...

"I'm helping Tali carry out her orders."

Skipping romance scenes cause parents walk in wow. It's just a game. 

I'm.. shy about that stuff, okay? DON'T JUDGE ME.

[Greatsultan]

*point my finger to the bed*

[Quinnzel]

"I want a divorce"

[Greatsultan]

*point my finger to the bed*

[Severyx]

Me: *Tali romance scene plays*
Wife: *Walks by and sees* "Did Tali just take off her visor?!"
Me: ":D"
Wife: "Is she going to take off her whole-- Oh, you don't even get to see. Psh, what a ripoff."
Me: ":|"

Modifié par Severyx, 16 mai 2011 - 11:26 .

[Haventh]

roflchoppaz wrote...

I'm.. shy about that stuff, okay? DON'T JUDGE ME.

I am shy to, just not towards people i know. I wasn't judging, just not used to hearing about that concerning games.