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You're playing Mass Effect when your rl significant other walks in


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#51
theSteeeeeels

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i just zip up and change the channel

#52
Kidd

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"Check this out!", most probable line from me =)

leonia42 wrote...

"Can it wait for a minute.. I'm in the middle of calibrating Garrus."

Oh Maker, this reply made me laugh so much =DDDDDDDDD

Clonedzero wrote...

as a side note, there really needs to be a shorter term that works for all orientations when referencing "your significant other" cus its sorta a mouthful

"Your partner" works fine =)

roflchoppaz wrote...

It is skippable. I had to skip Tali romance scene with my MaleShep 'cause one of my parents walked in. I was saaad.

And here I showed me getting it on with Liara to my mum on purpose when she was over, once. I was all "look, she's my girlfriend", and mum had to fill in with this scary, firm voice "...IN THE GAME, you mean" xD

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Basically, any awkward situation in life can be handled by grabbing the nearest thing to you, in this case it SHOULD be the controller and throwing it to the floor, followed by shouting... 'YOU DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!' then wandering off to a corner and saying 'No-one knows what its like to be me...' in a quiet voice.... Like a 'Get out of Jail free' card that works for everything, well...... except perhaps murder, and, erm, anything else that you would actually be in jail for.

Modifié par Blarty, 16 mai 2011 - 12:24 .


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Nexus Arcade

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I hit the xbox guide button. Pauses the loading screen. Pauses everything.

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VolusNamedBob

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"I'm acting, it's not as if I love a bunch of pixels. You understand, right?"

#56
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"Look at this, playing digital romances in the midst of the night. Heavy risk ... but the priiize!"

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mineralica

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- Yes, darling? Yes, this is Mass Effect (2?). Yes, this is the scene similar to one in fox news scandal. Yes, this is literally all those noise was about. No, I don't know if it's skippable but it's definitely alt-tabbable in case you urgently need in a computer. No, I can't savegame now and don't want to replay all of it, so let's just leave it playing and go to business?

In case it was my mom:
- What do you mean, what are they doing? They're kissing (at best). No, they won't be f**king in front of camera, I'm sorry to disappoint you. No, there won't be another f**king couple either. Yes, I understand that if you were a developer it would be made in another way, but it's done how it's done. BTW it's ended.

#58
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Ask her if she's seen this one yet.

#59
Bolboreta

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My boyfriend and I always play Bioware games, so I'm sure he would grab a chair and watch it with me :D

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What significant other? :(

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AdamNW wrote...

The scene playing is a romance scene.

What do you do next?

If horny, I would point to the screen, leer, waggle my eyebrows suggestively and ask if he was getting any ideas from that. I'm subtle, right?

The rest of the time I'd just keep watching. He'd peer over my shoulder and maybe say, "Heh, I bet you were disappointed Thane didn't take his shirt off or show you any sidebutt." I would scowl and say, "Yes, I wanted to see what a sexy ass looks like when it's green. Now I'll never know. Damn you, Bioware!" 

Yup, that sounds about normal.

#62
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Rofl! Great posts. Had me laughing.....hmm..let's see..BF walks in. Sheesh, I'd have to fight him off. He's the kinda guy that would take one look at the screen and immediately get "ideas" (amongst other things.)

me: "Back up off me, you brute! I'm with Kaidan now."
him: "Shhh, let me help you." (as he eases in closer despite my protests)
me: "Look, I've been trying to hit this the whole game. I've worked harder for Kaidan than I did for you."
him: "He'll never understand you the way I do..." (here come the kisses)
me:"Stop. You're gonna make me miss it."
(scene's over)
me: "Arrggghhh! I missed it."
him: (big cheesy smile and eyebrow waggles)
me: "You're despicable....."

#63
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BF: "Admit it, Garrus is your real boyfriend."
Me: "Ok... Garrus is my real boyfriend."
BF: "I'm going to burn that damn game."
Me: "NOOO! TURICIDE!"

#64
xI extremist Ix

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She plays it more than I do.

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Raith Mano

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Lord... shes probably walked in on it more times then just once in both ME1 and ME2...
The last time she saw it, it was with Tali and she responded:

"Tali? Really? I liked it more when you were with Miranda... at least she was hot enough to cheat on me with."

What she doesn't know is I have the Tali litho hidden in the back of the closet...

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antique_nova

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Raith Mano wrote...

Lord... shes probably walked in on it more times then just once in both ME1 and ME2...
The last time she saw it, it was with Tali and she responded:

"Tali? Really? I liked it more when you were with Miranda... at least she was hot enough to cheat on me with."

What she doesn't know is I have the Tali litho hidden in the back of the closet...


Lol. Tali FTW

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Honey...we need to talk

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ianmcdonald

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I'm currently single, but my last girlfriend would've been into it. In fact, she would never stop talking about Dragon Age romances.

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Elvis_Mazur

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If it is any scene, I would let it continue, but I would also feel very awkward if it's a romance one...

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My boyfriend plays too, so...It doesn't matter. :P Love scenes in games are...virtual. Who cares!? Plus I always have romances with Liara (Until ME3 *crosses fingers* I can get with Tali.) and I'm pretty sure he's more than okay with that. :D

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

BF: Garrus? Again?!

Me: Sorry.

BF: Whatever happened to staying loyal to Kaidan this time?

Me: He... I... I don't know! It's the... the...

BF: The reach? *eyebrow waggle*

Me: Oh, get out! Cutscenes first, snuggles later.

BF: Ouch.

Me: Away, you person of flesh! I am indulging in my digital fantasies!

BF: You are such a nerd.

Me: Says the pot to the kettle...


HA! I've had this exact conversation with my girfriend.

Except for her, it's Thane. Not Garrus.

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Fat Headed Wolf wrote...

If I want to get my wife's attention off of anything all I have to do is say something that gets her itching to speak about her American-Conservative ideals.

So the scenario:

*Wife walks in. Looks at screen. Gives me a disgusted look.*

Me: "So that Ronald Reagan sure was great, huh?"

She immediately forgets that I'm romancing a character and begins to flow praise over the actor turned president.

Actually, I've learned this works with her during virtually every situation.


Must be nice being a 75 year old games real talk. BTW I heard that Ronald was D' Evil.

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AdamNW wrote...

The scene playing is a romance scene.

The only time anybody ever walks into me room while I'm playing Mass Effect is when femshep and Liara start doing it. 
Literally nobody bothers me in the 20+ hours it takes to do all the missions, but that 1 minute window...

>:( 

#74
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Significant other? Miranda is my significant other, lol.

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roflchoppaz wrote...

It is skippable. I had to skip Tali romance scene with my MaleShep 'cause one of my parents walked in. I was saaad.


A helpful hint: save game before starting the scene.  Alternately, create a new save before starting.  :P