You're playing Mass Effect when your rl significant other walks in
#51
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 11:34
#52
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 11:36
Oh Maker, this reply made me laugh so much =DDDDDDDDDleonia42 wrote...
"Can it wait for a minute.. I'm in the middle of calibrating Garrus."
"Your partner" works fine =)Clonedzero wrote...
as a side note, there really needs to be a shorter term that works for all orientations when referencing "your significant other" cus its sorta a mouthful
And here I showed me getting it on with Liara to my mum on purpose when she was over, once. I was all "look, she's my girlfriend", and mum had to fill in with this scary, firm voice "...IN THE GAME, you mean" xDroflchoppaz wrote...
It is skippable. I had to skip Tali romance scene with my MaleShep 'cause one of my parents walked in. I was saaad.
#53
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 12:24
Modifié par Blarty, 16 mai 2011 - 12:24 .
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 12:27
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 12:35
#56
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 01:41
Guest_Aotearas_*
#57
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 02:06
In case it was my mom:
- What do you mean, what are they doing? They're kissing (at best). No, they won't be f**king in front of camera, I'm sorry to disappoint you. No, there won't be another f**king couple either. Yes, I understand that if you were a developer it would be made in another way, but it's done how it's done. BTW it's ended.
#58
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 02:27
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 02:40
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Posté 16 mai 2011 - 03:02
#61
Posté 16 mai 2011 - 03:35
If horny, I would point to the screen, leer, waggle my eyebrows suggestively and ask if he was getting any ideas from that. I'm subtle, right?AdamNW wrote...
The scene playing is a romance scene.
What do you do next?
The rest of the time I'd just keep watching. He'd peer over my shoulder and maybe say, "Heh, I bet you were disappointed Thane didn't take his shirt off or show you any sidebutt." I would scowl and say, "Yes, I wanted to see what a sexy ass looks like when it's green. Now I'll never know. Damn you, Bioware!"
Yup, that sounds about normal.
#62
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 06:55
me: "Back up off me, you brute! I'm with Kaidan now."
him: "Shhh, let me help you." (as he eases in closer despite my protests)
me: "Look, I've been trying to hit this the whole game. I've worked harder for Kaidan than I did for you."
him: "He'll never understand you the way I do..." (here come the kisses)
me:"Stop. You're gonna make me miss it."
(scene's over)
me: "Arrggghhh! I missed it."
him: (big cheesy smile and eyebrow waggles)
me: "You're despicable....."
#63
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 07:04
Me: "Ok... Garrus is my real boyfriend."
BF: "I'm going to burn that damn game."
Me: "NOOO! TURICIDE!"
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Posté 18 mai 2011 - 07:06
#65
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 07:47
The last time she saw it, it was with Tali and she responded:
"Tali? Really? I liked it more when you were with Miranda... at least she was hot enough to cheat on me with."
What she doesn't know is I have the Tali litho hidden in the back of the closet...
#66
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 09:14
Raith Mano wrote...
Lord... shes probably walked in on it more times then just once in both ME1 and ME2...
The last time she saw it, it was with Tali and she responded:
"Tali? Really? I liked it more when you were with Miranda... at least she was hot enough to cheat on me with."
What she doesn't know is I have the Tali litho hidden in the back of the closet...
Lol. Tali FTW
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Posté 18 mai 2011 - 09:17
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Posté 18 mai 2011 - 09:25
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Posté 18 mai 2011 - 10:20
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Posté 18 mai 2011 - 10:34
#71
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 10:41
AdmiralCheez wrote...
BF: Garrus? Again?!
Me: Sorry.
BF: Whatever happened to staying loyal to Kaidan this time?
Me: He... I... I don't know! It's the... the...
BF: The reach? *eyebrow waggle*
Me: Oh, get out! Cutscenes first, snuggles later.
BF: Ouch.
Me: Away, you person of flesh! I am indulging in my digital fantasies!
BF: You are such a nerd.
Me: Says the pot to the kettle...
HA! I've had this exact conversation with my girfriend.
Except for her, it's Thane. Not Garrus.
#72
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 10:46
Fat Headed Wolf wrote...
If I want to get my wife's attention off of anything all I have to do is say something that gets her itching to speak about her American-Conservative ideals.
So the scenario:
*Wife walks in. Looks at screen. Gives me a disgusted look.*
Me: "So that Ronald Reagan sure was great, huh?"
She immediately forgets that I'm romancing a character and begins to flow praise over the actor turned president.
Actually, I've learned this works with her during virtually every situation.
Must be nice being a 75 year old games real talk. BTW I heard that Ronald was D' Evil.
#73
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 11:08
The only time anybody ever walks into me room while I'm playing Mass Effect is when femshep and Liara start doing it.AdamNW wrote...
The scene playing is a romance scene.
Literally nobody bothers me in the 20+ hours it takes to do all the missions, but that 1 minute window...
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#74
Posté 18 mai 2011 - 11:54
#75
Posté 19 mai 2011 - 01:52
roflchoppaz wrote...
It is skippable. I had to skip Tali romance scene with my MaleShep 'cause one of my parents walked in. I was saaad.
A helpful hint: save game before starting the scene. Alternately, create a new save before starting.





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