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[Erani]

makenzieshepard wrote...

Erani wrote...

Imagine Joker is the m/m LI right....whenever MShep wants to invite him to his quarters, Joker is going to have to dock the Normandy somewhere right? Awkward! Everyone will know why they suddendly making a stop. 

Naw EDI can handle flight functions with no problem as we saw during the collector attack on the Normandy.   EDI will be their facilitator!

Also having The Emissary as the new voice, don't know how to feel....

LOL. That'd be even more suspect!

Crew member 1: Hey, there's no one in the cockpit, what's going on?
Crew member 2: Don't panic chap, EDI took over. 
CM1: Why, Joker never leaves that place....
CM2: That was before him and Shep, you know...:innocent:
CM1: You mean...right now...

[SennenScale]

Sunnie22 wrote...

Erani wrote...

Imagine Joker is the m/m LI right....whenever MShep wants to invite him to his quarters, Joker is going to have to dock the Normandy somewhere right? Awkward! Everyone will know why they suddendly making a stop. 

Nah, EDI is more than capable of flying the ship. besides, Joker has to take a break from the pilot seat sometime every day, right?

Like it won't still be obvious. Even if he trusts EDI, Joker wants to helm the ship himself, and if they do dock, everyone will wonder why Shepard didn't get off the ship right away.

I think the Normandy crew is full of gossips anyhow.

EDIT:messed up the quotes.

Modifié par SennenScale, 20 mai 2011 - 10:15 .

[Ryzaki]

Erani wrote...
Imagine Joker is the m/m LI right....whenever MShep wants to invite him to his quarters, Joker is going to have to dock the Normandy somewhere right? Awkward! Everyone will know why they suddendly making a stop. 

Nah EDI can handle basic operations.  *looks at above post*

Though yes Joker probably would stop just so everyone can know he's doing the commander. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 20 mai 2011 - 10:18 .

[Blacklash93]

http://www.gameblurb...oset-and-into…/

Check out this gem of an article. The ignorance, paranoia, and excuses surrounding this issue astound me.

Modifié par Blacklash93, 20 mai 2011 - 10:42 .

[M-Sinistrari]

Blacklash93 wrote...

http://www.gameblurb...oset-and-into…/

Check out this gem of an article. The ignorance surrounding this issue astounds me.

And again, we have proof that panicked speculation does run rampant away from these forums.

[Ryzaki]

Blacklash93 wrote...

http://www.gameblurb...oset-and-into…/

Check out this gem of an article. The ignorance, paranoia, and excuses surrounding this issue astound me.

*rubs temples* 
I wonder if this author cried foul about the Talimance and Garrusmance? Since Shepard never expressed interest in them before either? 

[Saeran]

Ryzaki wrote...

Blacklash93 wrote...

http://www.gameblurb...oset-and-into…/

Check out this gem of an article. The ignorance, paranoia, and excuses surrounding this issue astound me.

*rubs temples* 
I wonder if this author cried foul about the Talimance and Garrusmance? Since Shepard never expressed interest in them before either? 

He did not. He romanced Tali from what it says in the article. I am genuinely astonished that people can get away with such little research put into a topic.

[Sunnie]

M-Sinistrari wrote...

Blacklash93 wrote...

http://www.gameblurb...oset-and-into…/

Check out this gem of an article. The ignorance surrounding this issue astounds me.

And again, we have proof that panicked speculation does run rampant away from these forums.

And more proof that BioWare should be a tad more communicative, to prevent wild speculation and what not. But then again, they seem to love watching their fans tearing each other apart.

[Ryzaki]

Saeran wrote...
He did not. He romanced Tali from what it says in the article. I am genuinely astonished that people can get away with such little research put into a topic.

*headdesks* 

[Erani]

Blacklash93 wrote...

http://www.gameblurb...oset-and-into…/

Check out this gem of an article. The ignorance, paranoia, and excuses surrounding this issue astound me.

In a twisted way, this is actually pretty funny. Nothing we haven't heard before; my favorite: Liara is not female! 

[Blacklash93]

He dismisses Liara as being f/f because she doesn't see it that way from the point of view of her species, as if human sexuality doesn't even factor.

And trying to explain how Kelly was an "experimental" thing on femSheps part really shows how desperate these people are for a decent argument. It's ridiciulous.

Modifié par Blacklash93, 20 mai 2011 - 10:58 .

[M-Sinistrari]

Sunnie22 wrote...

And more proof that BioWare should be a tad more communicative, to prevent wild speculation and what not. But then again, they seem to love watching their fans tearing each other apart.

Being a longtime member of Fandom ******, I can attest that it is funny to watch people quibble over the silliest of things.

[KawaiiKatie]

Ryzaki wrote...

Blacklash93 wrote...

http://www.gameblurb...oset-and-into…/

Check out this gem of an article. The ignorance, paranoia, and excuses surrounding this issue astound me.

*rubs temples*

Allow me to join you.



Seriously, this article contributed nothing useful. Just the same old "Liara and Kelly don't count" argument, two paragraphs dedicated to bragging about his Shepard's sexual prowess, and the ultimate conclusion that he's afraid of seeing any and all gay from his same-sex sqaudmates. AWESOME. COOL STORY, BRO.

[Abispa]

Joker and Shepard to star in an all male version of Vaenia!

[Abispa]

Ryzaki wrote...

Saeran wrote...
He did not. He romanced Tali from what it says in the article. I am genuinely astonished that people can get away with such little research put into a topic.

*headdesks* 

I'm sure s/he was just joking, Rzaki. I mean, just read it. Awesome set up and punchline. I mean, it WAS a joke, right?

[Ryzaki]

Abispa wrote...

Joker and Shepard to star in an all male version of Vaenia!

  

Guess they'll need some fitting theme music. 

[Ryzaki]

Abispa wrote...

I'm sure s/he was just joking, Rzaki. I mean, just read it. Awesome set up and punchline. I mean, it WAS a joke, right?

...I only wish. 

[M-Sinistrari]

Abispa wrote...

Joker and Shepard to star in an all male version of Vaenia!

Weird as it might sound, I honestly wouldn't mind seeing some animation on that show.  After all on Kasumi's loyalty mission we got to see a cartoon krogan.

[thatguy212]

Okay i don't know why but the thing that bugs me most about the article is he calls it "the world of Ferelden"

[Abispa]

Ryzaki wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Joker and Shepard to star in an all male version of Vaenia!

  

Guess they'll need some fitting theme music. 

[KawaiiKatie]

Abispa wrote...

Joker and Shepard to star in an all male version of Vaenia!

WAAAAAAAAANT.

I want bisexual Joker romance in ME3. Like... UNF. I know that any and all Joker romance would just be written off as "fanservice" because so many people have been asking for it since ME1... but the same thing happen for Garrus and Tali! It was "fanservice," but also really well done!

We could totally work around Joker's disability, too. Couldn't we just hook Joker up with the same doctor who gave Tali a prescription of Night-O-Passion Invincibility Pills? ....Seriously, was that you, Chakwas? C'mon, girl. Do me a solid... so I can do Joker. C'mon!

And you guys know that Seth Green would have so much fun voicing a romance for us. I remember before ME2, he was all, "The only romance I get is with the disembodied voice?! ...wow, thanks guys."

BISEXUAL JOKER. GIVE IN TO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

(This post brought to you by crack.)

[DJSurface]

M-Sinistrari wrote...

Erani wrote...
One relationship I'm hoping we'll get to explore more in ME3 is Shepard's friendship with Legion. I know it's not a romance, lol, so it's technically off-topic, but friendship arcs are as important as romances right?. To me, one of the most touching moments in ME2 is when after the ending you go talk to Legion and if you didn't side with TIM, he points out how Shepard's species is not so different from the geth in that both want to shape their own future. *tear*

Edit: Can't bring myself to use "it"

While technically it's offtopic, it does share several elements of the romance mechanics so I think it's an okay tangent as long as things don't get crazy.

But yeah, one of the things that did bother me was that without modding, you really don't get much time with Legion.

And actually, this is a theme that has been brought up in this topic before:
Aside from romances I hear a plea (that I echo) of more indepth friendship based conversations all around.

No more "no thanks" = "no talk" from the LIs.

[Ninja Mage]

Asari- Thanks for coming to my bachelor party!!!

Shepard- No problem GURL, you know I wouldn't miss it!!

Asari- OMG the strippers are here

Shepard-Dayum! Give me some cash honey

[Abispa]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Joker and Shepard to star in an all male version of Vaenia!

WAAAAAAAAANT.

I want bisexual Joker romance in ME3. Like... UNF. I know that any and all Joker romance would just be written off as "fanservice" because so many people have been asking for it since ME1... but the same thing happen for Garrus and Tali! It was "fanservice," but also really well done!

We could totally work around Joker's disability, too. Couldn't we just hook Joker up with the same doctor who gave Tali a prescription of Night-O-Passion Invincibility Pills? ....Seriously, was that you, Chakwas? C'mon, girl. Do me a solid... so I can do Joker. C'mon!

And you guys know that Seth Green would have so much fun voicing a romance for us. I remember before ME2, he was all, "The only romance I get is with the disembodied voice?! ...wow, thanks guys."

BISEXUAL JOKER. GIVE IN TO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

(This post brought to you by crack.)

Mordin comes up with a cure for Joker's condition! Yay! Only one problem, there could be side effects. There's a warning on the bottle, "For an erection lasting more than four hours, call Doctor Chakwas immediately, with a bottle of Ice Brandy."