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[Bluko]

dipdunk wrote...

Zaeed is out because he didn't ship with the main game.  I suppose it's possible they'd make him gay (It would put a new slant on his grudge with Vido.  Instead of a pissed-off ex-business partner, he might be an enraged former lover.)

This made me LOL. Though I believe in one of Zaeed's stories he talks about a thing he had going with an Asari chick for awhile. So I don't think Zaeed is gay. Plus he loves Jessie too much I think.

dipdunk wrote...

Legion seems fixated on Shep, but if BW's now-touted gay love interest turns out to be a robot, people will be pissed.

I think it would be funny to romance Legion. I mean Legion might a dude... or a girl. What does is it matter? It's love! It may just be 1183 programs, but they're all pretty sexy to me.

dipdunk wrote...

Personally, I was kind of hoping he'd end up with EDI.  Oh well.

I'd be rather peeved if Bioware halted the Joker and EDI flirting relationship just so Joker could be fabulous!

Modifié par Bluko, 17 mai 2011 - 10:32 .

[Darkhour]

dipdunk wrote...

Since nearly every other recurring male character has been established as straight (by virtue of making them a femshep LI), they're probably not planning to take the cheap way out and infuriate the fans by making an established character bi.

The only recurring characters left are Cpt. Anderson, who is probably out because of the age difference. In the interest of political correctness, BioWare wouldn't want to make a gay character who 'goes for little boys.'

Mordin is also out for similarly PC reasons.  Bioware doesn't want to imply that just because you sing showtunes you are automatically gay.

Zaeed is out because he didn't ship with the main game.  I suppose it's possible they'd make him gay (It would put a new slant on his grudge with Vido.  Instead of a pissed-off ex-business partner, he might be an enraged former lover.), but since he was DLC it's entirely possible that a good percentage of players never recruited him.

Legion seems fixated on Shep, but if BW's now-touted gay love interest turns out to be a robot, people will be pissed.

This leaves Joker.  His bone disease gives him a vulnerability that BW seems to like in their love interests (a la Tali, paragon Jack, Garrus, Thane).  Also, he has never been established as straight.



Personally, I was kind of hoping he'd end up with EDI.  Oh well.

Anderson is banging that Kahlee Sanders broad from the books and before the Alliance he has another woman.

Joker's weak pelvic bones can't handle violent butt pounding.

[Merchant2006]

I guess all the people who want to romance Joker with their Male Shepard finally will be satisfied.

But I guess that the dialogue to initiate the romance will be as follows:

Joker: "Hey Commander, how can I help?"
Shepard:



"I must break you."

Haha, guess that gives a whole new meaning to break now doesn't it? Oh god I'm so terrible aren't I. Hahahah.

Modifié par Merchant2006, 17 mai 2011 - 10:35 .

[Darkhour]

harktag wrote...

This reminds me of the "Anders can't be gay because in DA Awakenings he kept talking about women." And then in DA2, he turns out to be bisexual - which in it of itself isn't impossible.

He didn;t turn out to be gay. He was as straight as straight can be, then Gaider and Laidlaw decided to pander to the gay minority and toss out all creative integrity and credibility for the sake of making a political statement. If they really wanted to please all their customers they would dhave included a romance with the mabari, Bethany/Carver, Leandra, Aveline, children NPC's and the list goes on. Why this one minority is given special treatment I don't know.

[Ryzaki]

*spits out soda*

Damn it Merchant2006!

I can't stop laughing

[nicethugbert]

Yes, Joker will be gay and EDI will be a tranny and I don't care. I'm just in it to kill stuff.

[James2912]

nicethugbert wrote...

Yes, Joker will be gay and EDI will be a tranny and I don't care. I'm just in it to kill stuff.

Nicethugbert whats your profile picture of? I think its sexy I hope its an LI in ME3!

[AngelicMachinery]

Gay Joker would be fabulous.

[BeardedNinja]

OSUfan12121 wrote...

Didnt the Game Informer article say that there wouldnt be any new romances? So therefore Joker couldnt be gay, plus that beard is almost Chuck Norris-like.

They released a tweet saying things change mid development and since they added s/s romances they added new romance characters, maybe even squadmates. So thr GI article is officially old info lol

[Ryzaki]

James2912 wrote...

nicethugbert wrote...

Yes, Joker will be gay and EDI will be a tranny and I don't care. I'm just in it to kill stuff.

Nicethugbert whats your profile picture of? I think its sexy I hope its an LI in ME3!

Uh...you shouldn't. That thing is in the body of a little girl.  It'll eat you. 

Chai...ka? Forgot the damn things name. It's in Jade Empire. It's a demon housed in the body of a little girl. She turns into the demon during combat. 

[James2912]

Ryzaki wrote...

James2912 wrote...

nicethugbert wrote...

Yes, Joker will be gay and EDI will be a tranny and I don't care. I'm just in it to kill stuff.

Nicethugbert whats your profile picture of? I think its sexy I hope its an LI in ME3!

Uh...you shouldn't. That thing is in the body of a little girl.  It'll eat you. 

Chai...ka? Forgot the damn things name. It's in Jade Empire. It's a demon housed in the body of a little girl. She turns into the demon during combat. 

Oh wow guess I unintentionally sounded a little creepy. I had no idea it was a little girl! 

[Ryzaki]

James2912 wrote...
Oh wow guess I unintentionally sounded a little creepy. I had no idea it was a little girl! 

Yeah... Just a wee bit. 

Still...Joker. 

[nicethugbert]

Laugh all you want but my victims aren't! It's the perfect place for an ambush!

Modifié par nicethugbert, 17 mai 2011 - 11:23 .

[James2912]

Joker will be gay in ME this picture is proof.
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No straight man could pull off such an awesome mustache!

[mdp310]

...wouldn't Joker's pelvis end up getting crushed into oatmeal?

[Ryzaki]

...How do you people have sex that you wonder about pelvis being crused?

What do you do throw your partners out windows? O_o

[mdp310]

Ryzaki wrote...

...How do you people have sex that you wonder about pelvis being crused?

What do you do throw your partners out windows? O_o

But Joker's bones are made out of kit-kats!

[James2912]

Ryzaki wrote...

...How do you people have sex that you wonder about pelvis being crused?

What do you do throw your partners out windows? O_o

I roleplay caveman with my lady, I knock her on the head and take her back to the cave. The sooner the better the loincloth she makes me wear is itchy!

Modifié par James2912, 18 mai 2011 - 12:22 .

[xbox430]

 It sounds so beautiful, i can picture it.

Shepard:" Mordin give joker that cure you were working on"
Mordin: "but shepard, the cure might cause oragan failure in Joker."
Shepard: " That's alright i'm about cause that same result anyways ;D" *insert sheploo smile*

Let's do this Bioware! The cripple need Bone-crushing love!

[Ryzaki]

DP

Modifié par Ryzaki, 18 mai 2011 - 12:46 .

[Ryzaki]

mdp310 wrote...
But Joker's bones are made out of kit-kats!

Pfft. He's not that fragile. If he can run away from collectors he can get some nookie with dude Shepard. 

Plus Shepard'll be gentle. 

James2912 wrote...
I roleplay caveman with my lady, I knock her on the head and take her back to the cave. The sooner the better the loincloth she makes me wear is itchy!

Poor thing. No one should have to wear itchy loincloths. 

Shepard relys more on his cheesy pick up lines (that somehow work) than clubbing someone over the head though. 

[SennenScale]

Bone crushing love!

How strong (or rather, not) are Joker's bones, anyhow? I mean, I know he can't dance and he just kinda shuffles when you control him, but do we know anything more specific?

[DrRedrum]

 Nope, Joker is already reserved for leaf on the wind duty.

Yes, I just went there. Hops in to flame bunker

Modifié par DrRedrum, 18 mai 2011 - 12:53 .

[Ryzaki]

SennenScale wrote...

Bone crushing love!

How strong (or rather, not) are Joker's bones, anyhow? I mean, I know he can't dance and he just kinda shuffles when you control him, but do we know anything more specific?

He can run (sort of...limb hobble anyway), climb stairs, climb through ducts, can handle a gun (along with its recoil). 

But apparently can't drag Shepard into the ship. 

I'd say he'd be fine with sex as long as Shepard was considerate. 

[Nexus Arcade]

He would break his bones in sex.