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[Katamariguy]

 I'll be like Enchanter Tim:

"I warned you. I warned you but did you listen to me? 'Oh no you no (???)Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it.' Well it's always the same, I always tell-"

Alliance: OH SHUT UP! CHARGE!

(Alliance fleet is smashed by Reapers while Shepard laughs maniacally.)

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[KotorEffect3]

I get the feeling that Udina will be at the trial and if so I can't wait to see the look on his face.

[screw-you_reaper]

Shepard looks up at the Desending Reapers, his eyes scanning from horizion to horizion

And he shall say..."Is that honestly all there is, thought they said their numbers will blot out the sun, liars"

[Seblin]

"Ahh yes, Reaper's"

Followed by a Shepard Punch to the Turian counselor's face.

[SennenScale]

"Look, a distraction!"

[Someone With Mass]

"In the future, don't ask for ****."

[Zack56]

I all depends really. Mostly about who is around me at the time. If it's just my crew, I'm gonna' say: "Joker, put the pedal to the metal until you start to cook the crew". If I'm with the council, I'm gonna' say: "If they don't kill you, I will".

[Reapinger]

"Ah yes, Reapers. The sentient race of synthetic life destroying the Citadel. We have dismissed these claims" *FTL Out of Serpent Nebula*

[MikeNoBrake]

Tsk...the reapers don't exist.
Fools XD

Modifié par MikeNoBrake, 18 mai 2011 - 11:44 .

[lastpatriot]

"I should be going."

That's what Shepard always says, right?

[mineralica]

Depends on a Shepard and situation.
Alyson: "I think we need a bigger boot, Commander"
Ingrid: "Ah yes, Reapers..."
Ashley: "The Illusive man was right. Prepare yourself to see the might of humanity, you squid bastards!"
Mona: "I want a status report from Serpent nebula as well as all near-homeworlds areas. It's likely they'll attack governments first, so evacuate them to prevent panic. First we should..."
Mark: "Come here, sweet [insert femchar's name]. This is a view that happens only once per 50000 years"
John: "We have to get out of here. Now!"

[vanslyke85]

He said their number will darken the sun of every world. That is not even close to all of them. That is if Soverign was telling the truth or just being vague.

But My shep would say. "Everyone find cover! Military personnel report to commanding officers and take up defensive positions! This is it!" I figure that's about as close to what he'd say in a hollywood movie lol.

[JediHealerCosmin]

"I told them so... Shall we get to it, Garrus?"
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Reapinger]

From what I gather.... 50,000 years every cycle. Our galaxy holds 8 sentient life forms, a reaper for each one perhaps for the cycle and the universe is 13.75 billion years old. That means that 274,999 cycles at most could have happened since times 8 at max and you get 2,199,992 MAX REAPERS. And I think that is a GROSS overestimation.

[Tezlaa]

Judge: It has came to light that you, Commander Shepard, acted alone at Aratoht to free Dr.Kenson and carry out her terrorist plot of destroying the Balak system relay. What say you?

Shep: I did it for the greater good, I've warned you for over 2 years! I helped bring down the Reaper Sovereign and his heretic Geth army. I...

Udina (buts in) - Ah yes, Reapers. The malevolent force of destruction that only you have seen?

*Sky turns black with the deafening sound of explosions*

Udina (Harbinger) - ASSUMING CONTROL. Ah yes, Reapers.

[TridentWhisper]

"Oh, look. More Geth..."

[CroGamer002]

[Ragnarok521]

"See you guys? You never listen to me! I said that there was going to be trouble but you didn't listen to me! You guys are crazy! You know, you guys are self-destructive, there's a funny-farm that has your name written all over it!"

[Icinix]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

[Mykel54]

"I should go."

[Turran]

"I'm going to dance next to you, if you want to think we are dancing together you do that!" Followed by the troll face..

[Bogsnot1]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Shepard. You killed my planet. Prepare to die!"

[dragonflight288]

After a lengthy trial where the only proof is what Shepard is saying. Miranda, Garrus, and everyone else who survived is in the audience. Ashley is a guard, The Council is watching via hologram and Udina is the judge.

Udina: Shepard, these claims of yours have no bearing on fact. You murdered millions of batarians in revenge for Mindoir. These claims that the Reapers are coming is just the justifications of a mad man.

(Skies darken as the Reapers attack)

Anderson: Status Report

Shepard: Ah, Reapers (with the fingers). Can I go do my job now? Or should I say "I told you so"?

[WizenSlinky0]

"I knew I should have let Garrus finish those calibrations"