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[Anihilus]

Shepard will look at Harbinger straight in the face (or whatever passes for a Reaper face) and hit it (I consider Harbinger a "it" not a "he") with the most deadliest weapon ever.

"THIS! SENTENCE! IS! FALSE!"

[Bluko]

Katamariguy wrote...

 I'll be like Enchanter Tim:

"I warned you. I warned you but did you listen to me? 'Oh no you no (???)Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it.' Well it's always the same, I always tell-"

Alliance: OH SHUT UP! CHARGE!

(Alliance fleet is smashed by Reapers while Shepard laughs maniacally.)

Pretty much.

Meanwhile at the Citadel...

*Reapers fly up to closed Citadel with coconut sounds *

Harbinger:"HELLO? ..... HELLO?"
*Turian Councillor appears*
Turian Councillor:"Hello, who iz it?"
Harbinger:"WE ARE HARBINGER. WE SEEK THE LOCATION OF COMMANDER SHEPARD. TELL YOUR LEADERS TO OPEN THE WARD ARMS AND SURRENDER."
Turian Councillor:"Well I'll ask them, but I don't think they'll be very keen. You see we already got one."
Harbinger:"WHAT?"
Reaper Bob:"THEY SAY THEY ALREADY GOT ONE?"

Harbinger:"ARE YOU SURE ORGANIC?"
Turian Councillor:"Oh yes he's very nice."
Turian Councillor:"I told him we already got one!"
*Council Snickers*
Harbiner:"WELL... CAN WE COME IN AND HAVE A LOOK?"
Turian Councillor:"Of course not! You are synthetic types!"
Harbinger:"WHAT ARE YOU THEN?"
Turian Councillor:"I'm Turian! Why do you think I have this outrageous voice tone?! You silly Reaper."
Harbinger:"IF YOU WILL NOT GIVE US COMMANDER SHEPARD WE SHALL TAKE YOU BY FORCE!"
Turian Councillor:"You don't frighten us Reapers! Go make some smoothies! I blow my nose at your so called evolutionary perfection Harbinger and all your silly synthetic Reaaapppers!"
*Air Quotes*

Harbinger:"NOW LOOK HERE-"
Turian Councillor:"I dun wanna talk to you no more! You empty headed machine! I fart in your general direction! Your species was like a hamster and you smell of elderberry!" 
Reaper:"IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE WE CAN TALK TO?"
Turian Councillor:"No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Harbinger:NOW LOOK WE'VE BEEN MORE THEN REASON-"

Turian Councillor:"Fetche the space cow."
Salarian:"What?"
Turian Councillor:"Fetche the space cow!"
*Catapaults Shifty Looking Cow at Reapers*
Harbinger:"RIGHT... CHARGE!"
*Reapers charge and aimlessy shoot at Citadel*
*Council continues throwing Pyjacks and Space Cows at Reapers"
Harbinger:"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

[Rip504]

OO Sh*t

[AdmiralCheez]

Dear Bluko:



That is all.

[Anihilus]

Brilliant, Bluko.... just.... brilliant.... You win the most epic oreo sundae ever created.

[JeffZero]

Well, I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?

[Anihilus]

Well failing that, I'll probably say "Ah yes Reapers... care to give more thought to that claim?"

[tomorrowstation]

Shephard's attorney: If it please the court, defense would like to present Exhibit A, B, C, and ...****, we're gonna need a lot more letters.

[Spartanburger]

"Hell, It's about goddamn time."
*pulls visor over face*


Or:
"Feast well boys, for tonight WE DINE IN HELL!"

Or:
"Ah ****. This is going to hurt."

Or:
"You know what? I quit! I've had enough. They can HAVE the goddamned galaxy."

Or:
"I hope you all are flexible, 'cus its time to bend over and kiss your as goodbye."

Or:
"These beasts of flesh and steel control the scale of life in this galaxy. They have cost trillions of lives. And they will continue to do so unless opposed. Not this time. Not again."


Or:
"...for it is on the precipice that we evolve..."



Finally:
Harbinger: "SURRENDER, MORTALS. LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS."
*Harbinger explodes from a massive shot from the fleet*
Shepard: "Reapers. Come and get them!"

[yuncas]

Harbinger:"NOW LOOK HERE-"
Turian Councillor:"I dun wanna talk to you no more! You empty headed machine! I fart in your general direction! Your species was like a hamster and you smell of elderberry!"
Reaper:"IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE WE CAN TALK TO?"


I think i want this in my sig somehow. Excellent.

[Alexander Kogan]

Finger quote to the council and say "DISMISS THAT YOU MORONS...MORONS ALL OF YOU!"

[Mr. Gogeta34]

//looks back at judges and jury

Shepard: "Whelp..... yeah...."

.... nvm, I don't think I'd say anything lol.

[Bogsnot1]

[Viperlord 21]

"For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble"

[Labrev]

He will hack them and upload his own program into their system to make them self-destruct. Shepard VI to the rescue!

It/he will say: "I delete data like you on the way to real errors."

[Thepeak12]

" Geez, about time!"

[yuncas]

There. Did it.




And thank you.

Modifié par yuncas, 19 mai 2011 - 03:38 .

[Chuvvy]

Abiit iam et reverti debet

It means, "He has been gone for long and must once return." sort of appropriate.

[Meshakhad2]

Depending on the context, I will start barking orders like nobody's business. For example, if we're in the courtroom:

Shepard: "Bailiff, get the civilians out. Udina, go witht hem. Keep them calm. And can someone find my gear?"

My Shepard has no idea how to stop the Reapers, but she's going to try.

[Golden Owl]

BlueDemonX wrote...

iakus wrote...

To quote Del Spooner from I, Robot:

"You know, somehow, 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it"

This.

Khran1505 wrote...



I couldn't put it any better.

This.

And most definitely this:
*looks at Reapers, then turns to the Council and points at the Reapers*:
"Dismiss that!!!"

+1....these are the winners in my book...

[Cyanios]

"does this mean i can get ahold of an even bigger gun?" with a manical grin.

[Zeevico]

The cake is a lie!

[hex23]

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par hex23, 19 mai 2011 - 06:19 .