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[DrRedrum]

 *Reapers pop in*

My shepard is standing next to the cockpit. 

"Joker, cue the music, EDI override all speakers in maximum radius"

He locks his helmet into place....

[SandTrout]

To the guards of the courtroom:
"Get the f*** out of my way. I've got s*** to do."

[GamerT123]

I imagine shepard doing this:

[Thompson family]

Mykel54 wrote...

"I should go."

^This

[Thompson family]

Bluko wrote...

Katamariguy wrote...

 I'll be like Enchanter Tim:

Pretty much.

Meanwhile at the Citadel...

But you're all forgeting something, the real last recourse in fighting the Reapers:

The HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIBAAR

Yes, if you did not find it on the body of the mummified Salarian during the Geth Incursion mission on Antibaar, the universe is doomed:


This is why the Matriarch Dilinaga writings are vital also, for one of them contains the instructions. For those who have the hand grenade but don't want to replay the whole game to collect the matriarch's writings, here are those instructions:

"And Matriarch Dilinaga raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it
Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the
LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the varren skewers and shifty cows and Presideum fish and anchovies  and orangutans and breakfast cereals.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt
thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no
less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou
two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antibaar towards thy foe, who being naughty in
My sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

[Thompson family]

Somebody, seriously, needs to do "Commander Shepard and the Holy Grail."

[Someone With Mass]

Thompson family wrote...

Somebody, seriously, needs to do "Commander Shepard and the Holy Grail."

Shepard: Run away, run away!

[Last Vizard]

punch every council memeber in the face as hard as i can (cept Anderson) then use biotics to pick them up and punch them again then gently put them back on their feet while yelling at them that every death is on them and when the Reapers are defeated i'm coming back to kill them unless they quit when this whole thing is over.

[Nicodemus]

Would you like fries with that, councillor?

Modifié par Nicodemus, 19 mai 2011 - 10:48 .

[eternalnightmare13]

Zack56 wrote...

 I'm gonna' say: "Joker, put the pedal to the metal until you start to cook the crew".

I'd ask for a transfer off the Normandy if Shep said that...

[Moiaussi]

"My name is Indigo Shepard. I killed your brother. Prepare to die."

[wolfennights]

Nice to meat you, time to beat you.

[Reapinger]

"Hell, It's About Time" - Cookie to who knows the ref. without looking it up

[Nightdragon8]

dragonflight288 wrote...

After a lengthy trial where the only proof is what Shepard is saying. Miranda, Garrus, and everyone else who survived is in the audience. Ashley is a guard, The Council is watching via hologram and Udina is the judge.

Udina: Shepard, these claims of yours have no bearing on fact. You murdered millions of batarians in revenge for Mindoir. These claims that the Reapers are coming is just the justifications of a mad man.

(Skies darken as the Reapers attack)

Anderson: Status Report

Shepard: Ah, Reapers (with the fingers). Can I go do my job now? Or should I say "I told you so"?

iakus wrote...

To quote Del Spooner from I, Robot:

"You know, somehow, 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it"

lol i agree with both +2

with all the sarcasum you can muster.

Modifié par Nightdragon8, 20 mai 2011 - 03:58 .

[MrFob]

I'll quote Joker: "Shjt, shjt, shjt!" and "What the shjt?"

After that I'll quote Zaeed: "Let's be goddamn heroes!"

Modifié par MrFob, 20 mai 2011 - 03:43 .

[knightnblu]

"Now there's something you don't see everyday."

[Bluko]

Thompson family wrote...

But you're all forgeting something, the real last recourse in fighting the Reapers:

The HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIBAAR

Yes, if you did not find it on the body of the mummified Salarian during the Geth Incursion mission on Antibaar, the universe is doomed:


This is why the Matriarch Dilinaga writings are vital also, for one of them contains the instructions. For those who have the hand grenade but don't want to replay the whole game to collect the matriarch's writings, here are those instructions:

"And Matriarch Dilinaga raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it
Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the
LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the varren skewers and shifty cows and Presideum fish and anchovies  and orangutans and breakfast cereals.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt
thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no
less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou
two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antibaar towards thy foe, who being naughty in
My sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

Hey I'm all for the return of Grenades in ME3. I suppose the difficulty in killing Harbinger then is getting the countdown sequence right then? (I like this thread... it has weight.)

Shepard:"1,2, 5-"
Kaidan:"3 sir!"
Shepard:"3!"
*Lobs Grenade*



And now for something completely different...

*Shepard and crew approach the Mass Relay to Dark Space*
Shepard:"Kaidan you go first."
Kaidan:"Uh no way Commander I remember Jenkins. How about Garrus?"
Garrus:"Let me go Commander. I'll take it solo. I'll make a feint to the northeast-"
Shepard:"No no! Hang on! Just go and answer the 5 questions-"
Kaidan:"3 questions sir!"
Shepard:"3 questions as best you can and we shall watch."
Garrus:"Understood Commander."

*Garrus Approaches Mass Relay guarded by the Biotic God*
Biotic God:"Stop! Who would cross the Zeta Relay must answer me these questions 3. Ere the other side you be."
Garrus:"Ask me the questions Biotic God I am not afraid!"
Biotic God:"What is your name?"
Garrus:"My name is Garrus Vakarian, Archangel of Omega."
Biotic God:"What is your mission?"
Garrus:"To stop the Reaper Invasion."
Biotic God:"What is your favorite color?"
Garrus:"Blue."
Biotic God:"Right off you go."

Kaidan:"That's easy!"
Biotic God:"Stop! Who would cross the Zeta Relay must answer me these questions 3. Ere the other side you be."
Kaidan:"Ask me the questions Biotic God I am not afraid."
Biotic God:"What is your name?"
Kaidan:"Kaidan Alenko of the Systems Alliance."
Biotic God:"What is your mission?"
Kaidan:"To stop the Reaper Invasion."
Biotic God:"What is the Capital of Thessia?"
Kaidan:"I don't know that!"
*Kaidan gets swallowed by Singularity*

Biotic God:"Stop!"
Biotic God:"What is your name?"
Tali:"Tali'zorah vas Normandy."
Biotic God:"What is your mission?"
Tali:"To stop the Reapers."
Biotic God:"What is your favorite color?"
Tali:"Blue! No wait Purpl-"
*Tali gets swallowed by Singularity*
Biotic God:"Eh he he!"

Biotic God:" Stop!"
Biotic God:"What is your name?"
Shepard:"Commander Shepard, captain of the Normandy."
Biotic God:"What is your mission?"
Shepard:"To stop the Reaper Invasion."
Biotic God:"What is the average height of Turian from Palaven?"
Shepard:"Male or female?"
Biotic God:"I don't know that!"
*Biotic God gets swallowed by Singularity*

LOL I should probably stop before we get anymore off-topic here, however much fun.

Modifié par Bluko, 20 mai 2011 - 05:13 .

[colossus50000]

"Now this is what I call a party"

[DarkNova50]

Shepard: "Mister Garrus, what is the status of the Normandy's weapons?"
Garrus: "Commander, I've finished my calibrations."
Shepard: "Excellent.
Fire."

[Meshakhad2]

Alternatively:

"All according to plan..."

[Nimrodell]

Shepard to Udina and Turian Councillor: Now, who's gonna get first roshambo reaper style?

[H4nniba11]

In front of camera recording the trial:
''Hello, my name is Commander Shepard and this is my favourite Reaper invasion on Earth''

[hussein95]

say hello to my little friend *pulls out nuke launcher*

Reapers: f**k!

[hussein95]

DrRedrum wrote...

 *Reapers pop in*

My shepard is standing next to the cockpit. 

"Joker, cue the music, EDI override all speakers in maximum radius"

He locks his helmet into place....

I have a feeling it will be this song 

Modifié par hussein95, 21 mai 2011 - 02:09 .

[Xiarmethes]

Will Smith in I, Robot had a good line for this situation:

"Somehow, 'I told you so...' doesn't even begin.."