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[Dragoonlordz]

Tigerblood and MilkShakes wrote...

Dragoonlordz wrote...

TJPags wrote...

So, when's the next apocolypse prediction?

3141 = Mathamatically based off Pi (π)

P.s. It will be 1130 years before someone can prove me wrong.

it is writen in my DNA 2931 of july 2

I accept your challenge dear sir, we will see who is wrong when our dates are due!

[Dragoonlordz]

So whos going to (pay) hire the cryogenic freezers to keep us in stasis till our dates are due? o.O

I vote you.

[naughty99]

what do you guys think Harold Camping will say tomorrow?

My guess is

"I received another message from Jesus. Because we prayed so diligently, God changed his mind and gave us a postponement. Send me $1 million or this time it will REALLY happen next week."

[Dragoonlordz]

naughty99 wrote...

what do you guys think Harold Camping will say tomorrow?

My guess is

"I received another message from Jesus. Because we prayed so diligently, God changed his mind and gave us a postponement. Send me $1 million or this time it will REALLY happen next week."

Is that his name? Ok. Sorry I just thought oh some idiot. So wasn't paying attention to the headline grabbing douchébag trying to drum up publicity in his books that he writes about the subject.

Also good idea Tigerblood, man we could be so rich... I'll just leave my current money in my account as it stands now provided bank doesn't go bust I should be loaded when come out. Though there is an issue of what if during the time sleeping/frozen the world goes through some changes and when awake/defrost the only thing left is male population of clones...

We might get lucky though wake up the only two guys in at the beginning/start of years 3000ish where the population of the planet is purely females.

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 22 mai 2011 - 02:45 .

[Dragoonlordz]

SkyeHawk89 wrote...

*Sighs.* Why do people want the world to end, why can't they just live life, you only get one life anyways, maybe there are afterlife's.

No thanks, can't imagine anything more tedious than having to either go through living a lifetime again in same boring world, or alternativly an existance of eternity playing checkers/chess or reading the same dam books over and over again floating on some cloud. I do however agree with the live life the best way you can in order to be content with how you have lived for when you cease to be.



^  An eternity of that...

a) "I spy with my little eye something beginning with C"

"Cloud?"
a) "Dam you... Yes how do you always get it right!"

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 22 mai 2011 - 02:53 .

[Dragoonlordz]

Tigerblood and MilkShakes wrote...

It that happens hopefully they wouldnt have evolvd into asexual beings we could have so much fun...yeah i thought that about the banks going bust.fingers crossed.and we should out on the freezer holding us "here are two great man,who can repopluate the world and really care/love there parenters,show respect to them"

Great minds think alike. :innocent:

[Dragoonlordz]

Heaven is run by EA now.



One thing I am curious about is what is going to happen to all those pets the people gave to that "look after your pet while you in heaven" type business that people started for rapture fearing people?

Wow it's 4am here now, doesn't time just fly by when the world doesn't end... Think I'll head to bed.

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 22 mai 2011 - 03:04 .

[naughty99]

Here is an account of what happened on December 21, 1954, when another cult group awaited the "End of Days"

It begins with a housewife from Chicago by the name of "Marian Keech", who had mysteriously been given messages in her house in the form of "automatic writing" from alien beings on the planet Clarion.

These messages apparently revealed that the world would end in a great flood before dawn on December 21, 1954.

The group of believers, headed by Keech, took strong behavioral steps to indicate their degree of commitment - an action that some of Harold Camping's faithful followers have taken as well: They left jobs, college, spouses, and gave away money and possessions to prepare for their departure on the flying saucer, which was to rescue the group of true believers.

Come eve of December 21, 1954.

Described below is the sequence of events on that fateful day, as reported by Festinger and his colleagues who had infiltrated Mrs. Keech's group:

December 20. The group expects a visitor from outer space to call upon them at midnight and to escort them to a waiting spacecraft. As instructed, the group goes to great lengths to remove all metallic items from their persons. As midnight approaches, zippers, bra straps, and other objects are discarded. The group waits.

12:05 A.M., December 21. No visitor. Someone in the group notices that another clock in the room shows 11:55. The group agrees that it is not yet midnight.

12:10 A.M. The second clock strikes midnight. Still no visitor. The group sits in stunned silence. The cataclysm itself is no more than seven hours away.

4:00 A.M. The group has been sitting in stunned silence. A few attempts at finding explanations have failed. Keech begins to cry.

4:45 A.M. Another message by automatic writing is sent to Keech. It states, in effect, that the God of Earth has decided to spare the planet from destruction. The cataclysm has been called off: "The little group, sitting all night long, had spread so much light that God had saved the world from destruction."

Afternoon, December 21. Newspapers are called; interviews are sought. In a reversal of its previous distaste for publicity, the group begins an urgent campaign to spread its message to as broad an audience as possible.

Modifié par naughty99, 22 mai 2011 - 03:06 .

[Dragoonlordz]

Camping previously claimed the world would end in September of *1994. After that prediction proved BS he claimed he simply miscalculated. May 21, 2011 was supposed to be the correct calculated rapture date.

I guess god wishes to wait until he/she has played ME3, Skyrim, Deus Ex HR, Witcher 2, Diablo 3 all before he ends it and some of those are not out till early 2011.

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 22 mai 2011 - 04:05 .

[naughty99]

Hold on - wait a second everyone.

What if the world actually ended three hours ago and thanks to Harold Camping's efforts to destroy the Swan Station, instead of dying we were transported to a parallel universe

[Chromie]

naughty99 wrote...

Hold on - wait a second everyone.

What if the world actually ended three hours ago and thanks to Harold Camping's efforts to destroy the Swan Station, instead of dying we were transported to a parallel universe

I was transported to Temeria sadly.

[naughty99]

LMAO @ the Taiwanese animated version

Modifié par naughty99, 22 mai 2011 - 05:36 .

[Chromie]

Interesting

"He himself did not sell his home in Alameda or give away his
possessions. Experience, it seems, has taught him to hedge his bets." 

Well not the first time we were supposed to die.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Ringo12 wrote...

naughty99 wrote...

Hold on - wait a second everyone.

What if the world actually ended three hours ago and thanks to Harold Camping's efforts to destroy the Swan Station, instead of dying we were transported to a parallel universe

I was transported to Temeria sadly.

[Chromie]

mrcrusty wrote...

Ringo12 wrote...

naughty99 wrote...

Hold on - wait a second everyone.

What if the world actually ended three hours ago and thanks to Harold Camping's efforts to destroy the Swan Station, instead of dying we were transported to a parallel universe

I was transported to Temeria sadly.

Well no king I kind of assume there is anarchy:huh:

[v_ware]

I'M ALIVEEEEEEEEE!

Or did the apocalypse only happen in America?