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[roflchoppaz]

 Not my own experience, but I can't not link this. Click the picture.

[-Skorpious-]

360 player (sorry, no screencap) - during Jack's LM she replaced the Krogan leader during one of the final cutscenes and moved/talked exactly as he did.

It only happened once, but it was damn hilarious. =p

[TheOtherTheoG]

My squaddies always seem to enjoy doing the moonwalk behind me whilst I talk to the council in ME2, that's odd.

[Labrev]

Reloading a pistol like its a sniper-rifle.

[Feanor_II]

Only happened once, I was fighting Beneziain Feros, and suddenly I was "launched" out of the field, I found my self floating in a blue void (still in combat posture) and I could see far away the scenario and the characters, like ants, still fighting.

Vez04 wrote...

www.youtube.com/watch

That bug makes me really F****** anoyid! rather than laughing except squadmate's dosent bug through, happends especially alot when i do Jacob's Loyalty mission:mellow:

Ooooooh, that happens too many times, in my case it doen't matter the mission, it's not hilarious, its annoying

Modifié par Feanor_II, 24 mai 2011 - 04:46 .

[Clonedzero]

Vez04 wrote...

www.youtube.com/watch

That bug makes me really F****** anoyid! rather than laughing except squadmate's dosent bug through, happends especially alot when i do Jacob's Loyalty mission:mellow:

yeah, that one happens to me from time to time.

also, whenever i go talk to anderson on the citadel when udina comes out half his face is missing and i can see his entire eyeball. i should have taken a screenshot since its EVERYTIME, also  my squadmates tend to walk around and crash into stuff when talking to him, that whole office is buggy as hell for me. one time garrus was floating over the ledge of the presidium when me and anderson were leaning on the railing talking.

[Sailears]

Sylvanpyxie wrote...

Once glitched a Thresher Maw in ME1.
Killed it once. It kept coming.
Killed it twice... It kept coming.
KILLED IT THRICE. Went home with triple the credits/XP.

Sounds weird!


For me:
- Flying off the shadow broker's ship, propelled by one of the lightning capacitors, and going down into the atmosphere. Was pretty fun at the time!
- Getting into the mako on the Prothean Skyway, only for it to have a fit and phase through the bridge, bouncing around wildly down into Feros.
- Shepard and Warden Kuril killing each other at the same time - cutscene continued after that, but overlayed with critical mission failure screen!
- This. Lucky praetorian regened its barrier the instant the armour disappeared...


And the usual:
- Spinning bodies on the floor.
- Lots of enemy bosses getting stuck and not responding.
- Merging bodies.
- Levitation glitches.
- Dodgy ragdolls!


But my favourite has to be:
- Levitation glitch in a very exposed position on the N7 wrecked merchant freighter mission, when having destroyed only half the mechs. Still regret not recording it, but was too preoccupied with trying to complete the mission!
1 2 3 4 5 6
Somehow managed to finish off the other 90 odd mechs to complete the mission, playing as a vanguard with combinations of drones/hacking/ and slam (Tali and Legion in squad). Biggest problem was running out of ammo well before the end (only had phalanx, evi and avenger), so had to do some cheeky stuff to keep the mechs out of range from shooting at shepard.

[Feanor_II]

Just remembered a very funny one..... it's a classIC. In ME1 weapon OVERHEATING (With no cooling)
The worst situations where I suffered this:
- Feros, fighting the Thorian, assault rifle overheat, allright I'll switch to shotgun. Shotgun overheat, OK, I'll switch to gun I'll be carefull with it. Gun overheat, damn, I've done so far, I don't wnat to reaload, I want to see how far I can get. Melee attack for zombies and sniper rifle for Thorian roots, ot nodes or whatever........ Rifle overheat, no exit.

- Fighting Saren on Council chamber, I was playing as inflitrator, and had not enough Intimidate/charm points to avoid the fight, one by one all of my weapons became overheated, I ended the combat only reliying on Wrex and Kaidan's biotic attacks.

[Sylvanpyxie]

Curunen - Some say weird. Some say shat a brick.

Nothing more terrifying than killing a Thresher, getting out the Mako to collect whatever and having it pop up an inch from your face a second later. Especially when you have your volume reasonably high.

"GRAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWR"
*Heart Attack*

[mi55ter]

I had one on Mordin's loyalty, on the highway before the hospital. A vorcha suddenly spreads its arms in a jesus christ pose and started floating through the air, up and down, side to side. The pose bit was really freaky, the pain in the butt is that rockets kept coming out from under his armpit, and he took an insane amount of damage before he croaked.

[Arcturus Shepard]

Had a couple:
In ME1 on the first Geth fight going towards Peak 15 on Insanity I got out of the Mako to fight the Geth and after dispatching them turned around to find Ashley and Wrek furiously unloading on the Mako. When I got into it I promptly received the lovely CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.

Also in ME2 during Thane's recruitment Miranda levitated a few feet into the air, walked over to my Shepard and began teabagging on his head for about four seconds before being shot down by Eclipse mercs.

[ShepardsAssassin]

On PC: During the Samara recruiting mission Thane just got into some high place a levitated on it.
PS3: I was running in the Collector Ship and bang! I just got into some high place like Thane to and it was a miracle to get out of there.

Modifié par ShepardsAssassin, 24 mai 2011 - 08:20 .

[Asari Commando]

^^ya that video made me crack up, watching him set the waypoint for squadmates. "i wish i could get there!" some of these bugs are pretty nasty, lol i had no idea they show up that bad. the pics with taliara and the garrus/shep morph are too funny.

after reading thru the thread mine really isnt too bad. but this happens almost everytime i do the "feros" mission on ME1. in those tunnels there is a small bridge leading to an automatic door (the hallway with geth, and room with krogan by generator). for some reason if i am not EXACTLY in the middle of that doorway while fighting thru, shep will try and take cover against that wall. thus getting me stuck there, he can move his body but not leave the wall., ive gotton used to this one tho as i said, so i always save right before walking thru the door.
wondering if others have ever had this happen?

[Sylvanpyxie]

Miranda missed her respawn point at the start of a new Mass Effect2 game today... Instead of being at her console after i first spoke to TIM, she was in the lab with the background scientists. Quick save/load fixed it, but my god was i confused.

[rocketsauce v2]

 I was playing ME 1 the other day, during the mako section in the aleutsk valley on noveria and for some reason my mako had bright blue stripes all over it, looking almost like the top layer of graphics wasn't there or something. It was very strange.

And for some reason on feros, my squaddies refuse to follow me unless I press the d-pad  to direct them to a spot. so in order to make them follow me, i have to keep pressing the d pad otherwise they will just chill in one spot

Modifié par rocketsauce v2, 24 mai 2011 - 10:25 .

[Dark Eff3ct]

Jacob randomly disappearing after jack's mission every time or getting stuck in jack's mission is interesting..
funniest though is probably when kasumi was floating around on the reaper IFF mission

[kill_switch_423]

Not really a glitch, but a really cool coincidence... I hit a merc with a charge and he ended up flying back into a door which proceeded to close on him. It was wonderful.

[Silentmode]

roflchoppaz wrote...

 Not my own experience, but I can't not link this. Click the picture.

Oh god XD. This a million times over. First time I saw it I quite literally laughed to tears.

[Bluko]

roflchoppaz wrote...

 Not my own experience, but I can't not link this. Click the picture.

LOL that's a pretty good one. Always makes me chuckle.

So is this one with our dear friend Husk.

And Mordin Jesus.


As for me the funniest glitch I can ran into is why the Varren becomes unkillable in Grunt's loyalty mission. So I just kept using Biotics til I managed to fling it out of the ring and kill it that. Take that glitch!

[mi55ter]

Bluko wrote...

roflchoppaz wrote...

 Not my own experience, but I can't not link this. Click the picture.

LOL that's a pretty good one. Always makes me chuckle.

So is this one with our dear friend Husk.

And Mordin Jesus.


As for me the funniest glitch I can ran into is why the Varren becomes unkillable in Grunt's loyalty mission. So I just kept using Biotics til I managed to fling it out of the ring and kill it that. Take that glitch!

Thanks for posting the link to Mordin Jesus. That's what I was talking about in my post (funny it ocurred in the smae mission). I'm glad somebody caught it on video. My experience was a bit more sinister, though, what with a vorcha doin it.. mu ha ha ha haaaa 

Modifié par mi55ter, 25 mai 2011 - 10:25 .

[UJN]

Encountered a weird one yesterday. After finishing the suicide mission where my extremely evil renegade killed of the earlier romanced Tali, I decided to try to romance Miranda. After the last dialogue the screen went black and... nothing else happened.

The screen was completely black but I could walk around as normal. Using the map to navigate I was able to get to the elevator and visit other floors, but the screen continued to be completely black. Eventually I went back and talked to Miranda again and then my vision was restored, and all dialogue was as if we had "met" on the way to the suicide mission.

I've tried reloading a couple of times and tried doing something else before talking to her, but the same thing happens every time. It was actually fun for a while to try to navigate in the dark.

[mineralica]

makalathbonagin wrote...



whoaaaaaaaaaa

Experienced this with another set of characters... I found out what Shenko literally is. This image was wisible not only on 'powers' screen, but also on 'esc' menu.
Don't know if it's a glitch or what, because I experience this permanently - on Thane's LM during the last update on Thalid Thane speaks something like "he looks nervous. Maybe he'd noticed you", but it's Shepard whose lips are moving.
Recent one - secret companion's LM. Tali was about to fall - with red healthbar stood right before Geth Hunter who was going to shoot, but my Infiltrator managed to shoot before, hence finishing the battle. Or he didn't. Result: until the end of mission Tali stands, runs, shoots and participates in cutscenes, but her icon is grey and her shields are full and can't be damaged.

[mi55ter]

mineralica wrote...

makalathbonagin wrote...



whoaaaaaaaaaa

Experienced this with another set of characters... I found out what Shenko literally is. This image was wisible not only on 'powers' screen, but also on 'esc' menu.
Don't know if it's a glitch or what, because I experience this permanently - on Thane's LM during the last update on Thalid Thane speaks something like "he looks nervous. Maybe he'd noticed you", but it's Shepard whose lips are moving.
Recent one - secret companion's LM. Tali was about to fall - with red healthbar stood right before Geth Hunter who was going to shoot, but my Infiltrator managed to shoot before, hence finishing the battle. Or he didn't. Result: until the end of mission Tali stands, runs, shoots and participates in cutscenes, but her icon is grey and her shields are full and can't be damaged.

Nice helmet on Jane Shepard, there, ha ha ha.
Loved the whooaaa video, lol. I've had that glitch too. Maybe the guy was just an extreme coward!

[Asari Commando]

recently playing thru on insanity, and had my whole squad using high explosive rounds for shotty. lol enemies flying across the screen, and half of them either end up inside a wall or under the floor with only their head sticking up.

i actually had a halarious time while doing "bring down the sky" DLC, Tali, ashley and I were playing hot potato with the batarians, since they had immunity, enemies would be rushing us pretty close, we were spread out so it turned into a game of catch. eventually one batarian flew back and forth like 3 times, then shot up to hang itself on the ceiling, score one awesome fatality!