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[Heebejeebes]

Blasto the Jellyfish needs to join the Normandy in ME3. Otherwise, Shepard would have no one to tell him "This one dosen't have time for the human's solid waste excretion. This one left its thermal clips in its personal storage container. It wonders if the human considers itself lucky?"

Agreed??

[wilhelm Screamer]

Enkindle THIS

[Heebejeebes]

The counsel thought Blasto, the first Hanar Spectre, would play by the rules..... He didn't

[Labrev]

The only worthwhile thing the hanar contribute to ME is an insult against them: " 'Cause it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!" (with mandatory hand movement to the last three words).

[kaiki01]

I don't have time for your solid waste excretion, just put him in ME3!!!

[Heebejeebes]

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...

The only worthwhile thing the hanar contribute to ME is an insult against them: " 'Cause it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!" (with mandatory hand movement to the last three words).

I admit, I like this part too

[Geth_Prime]

"He's got a girl in every port, and a gun in every tentacle." I support Blasto as FemShep LI.

[Heebejeebes]

Geth_Prime wrote...

 I support Blasto as FemShep LI.

I need this as a sig pl0x

[danteliveson]

Hopefully this is a joke.

[Heebejeebes]

danteliveson wrote...

Hopefully this is a joke.

Does this one look as if it is joking? Perhaps the human is unaware that it carries a weapon in every tenticle?

[SalsaDMA]

Problem is that Blasto in the universe has been made a fictional character, like Dirty Harry inour world. So getting Blasto on the team would be like getting Clint Eastwood on the team.

Looks cool, but not sure how much he's gonna do in an actual firefight

[FERMi27]

It's just a hanar movie. Blasto is fictional even in limits of Mass Effect.
Though, still, I'd like to see some hanar-asari adult action at Azure's wall display.

[Harmless Crunch]

No Blasto! NOOOO-

Enkindle THIS.

*Gun shot*

[Vez04]

[SalsaDMA]

Vez04 wrote...

So the question is... Do you want to get shot by the red gun, or the blue gun?

[Preston Watamaniuk]

Well I just found me a new wallpaper.

[ShepardsAssassin]

Vez04 wrote...

Shut up and take my money Bioware! 

[PnXMarcin1PL]

Preston Watamaniuk wrote...

Well I just found me a new wallpaper.

I really suspect that Blasto might be a squad member, because of "Bioware" status for this thread 

[Skarwael]

PnXMarcin1PL wrote...

Preston Watamaniuk wrote...

Well I just found me a new wallpaper.

I really suspect that Blasto might be a squad member, because of "Bioware" status for this thread 

Keep dreaming.

[MrFob]

Vez04 wrote...

Oh man, I just literally laughed for almost a minute upon seeing this. After a lot of Blasto fanort, this one is the best ever. Duke Nukem can go run and cry in a corner.

Also, I support a blasto edition of ME3, in pink of course with a zippo lighter, engraved with ENKINDLE THIS!

[Bolboreta]

Shepard should have a copy of the movie in her/his quarters. A collector's edition, with a mini Blasto on the table

[Bogsnot1]

The First Hanar Spectre

[Vez04]

Bolboreta wrote...

Shepard should have a copy of the movie in her/his quarters. A collector's edition, with a mini Blasto on the table

[Parah_Salin]

PnXMarcin1PL wrote...

Preston Watamaniuk wrote...

Well I just found me a new wallpaper.

I really suspect that Blasto might be a squad member, because of "Bioware" status for this thread 

Because Everytime a Bioware employee posts in this forum the OP's wishes come true. I mean we already did the concept art for them. Make a contest for fans to send in audio auditions for thier best Blasto (good PR roo!) for some free labor, and then...ummm, well OK the real work would still be on them, but hell, I'll mail them the coffee and ramen noodles for those all-nighters making Blasto. I'll even cook the ramen beforehand so they won't have to waste time.

[Halfdan The Menace]

Vez04 wrote...