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[Nashiktal]

Raizo wrote...

Jayman1337 wrote...

Like they'll really intentionally make a LI unattractive. C'mooooooon, man.

Especially when that LI has a fanbase as huge as Tali's. Make no mistake, if Bioware do decide to reveal Tali's face then she will definetly be attractive which in many ways is a shame, I like my aliens to look like aliens and sticking a human face and human hair on Tali's body would just seem like a cheap cop out. We know from talking to Grunt that Quarians arn't as soft and squishy as Humans, Salarians and Asari and the fact that they have the same Dextro DNA as Turians would suggest that they may have similar psysical make up as the Turians ( an endo skellington, a hard bone carice on the head, etc ).

While I see your point, I think you are a bit off when you equate human features to attractiveness. Garrus has certainly proven that you don't need a human face to be sexy. 

[Raizo]

Nashiktal wrote...

Raizo wrote...

Jayman1337 wrote...

Like they'll really intentionally make a LI unattractive. C'mooooooon, man.

Especially when that LI has a fanbase as huge as Tali's. Make no mistake, if Bioware do decide to reveal Tali's face then she will definetly be attractive which in many ways is a shame, I like my aliens to look like aliens and sticking a human face and human hair on Tali's body would just seem like a cheap cop out. We know from talking to Grunt that Quarians arn't as soft and squishy as Humans, Salarians and Asari and the fact that they have the same Dextro DNA as Turians would suggest that they may have similar psysical make up as the Turians ( an endo skellington, a hard bone carice on the head, etc ).

While I see your point, I think you are a bit off when you equate human features to attractiveness. Garrus has certainly proven that you don't need a human face to be sexy. 

Actually I've always thought that Garrus looked cool and/or bad ass. Having said that I don't see sexy when I look at Garrus, maybe it's because I'm not female and I don't swing that way but I just don't see it at all.

Modifié par Raizo, 29 mai 2011 - 09:46 .

[Heebejeebes]

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

[Nashiktal]

Raizo wrote...

Nashiktal wrote...

Raizo wrote...

Jayman1337 wrote...

Like they'll really intentionally make a LI unattractive. C'mooooooon, man.

Especially when that LI has a fanbase as huge as Tali's. Make no mistake, if Bioware do decide to reveal Tali's face then she will definetly be attractive which in many ways is a shame, I like my aliens to look like aliens and sticking a human face and human hair on Tali's body would just seem like a cheap cop out. We know from talking to Grunt that Quarians arn't as soft and squishy as Humans, Salarians and Asari and the fact that they have the same Dextro DNA as Turians would suggest that they may have similar psysical make up as the Turians ( an endo skellington, a hard bone carice on the head, etc ).

While I see your point, I think you are a bit off when you equate human features to attractiveness. Garrus has certainly proven that you don't need a human face to be sexy. 

Actually I've always thought that Garrus looked cool and/or bad ass. Having said that I don't see sexy when I look at Garrus, maybe it's because I'm not female and I don't swing that way but I just don't see it at all.

I take it you don't go to the Garrus character thread? 

[What?]

Nothing a bag, copious amounts of alcohol, or narcotics won't fix. So many ways to drown the shame.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 29 mai 2011 - 09:56 .

[JKoopman]

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If its anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

Modifié par JKoopman, 29 mai 2011 - 10:03 .

[Heebejeebes]

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If it's anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

why did I have to go and click the link

[What?]

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If its anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

That just gave me the lulziest image. Ever. A horrified Shepard, gaping in wide-eyed terror as Garrus' piece unwinds and hits the floor. Screen blacks out. As it fades back in, Shepard's curled on a bed in the medbay, sobbing at Chakwas and screaming, "WHYYYYYYYYYY."

[Outcast83]

VictorianTrash wrote...

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If its anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

That just gave me the lulziest image. Ever. A horrified Shepard, gaping in wide-eyed terror as Garrus' piece unwinds and hits the floor. Screen blacks out. As it fades back in, Shepard's curled on a bed in the medbay, sobbing at Chakwas and screaming, "WHYYYYYYYYYY."

well you know what they say once you go turian you wont want to do it again

[Esbatty]

I'll go with whatever look the design team goes with. There is a chance they won't even show it. Hell, I'd settle for seeing like the silhoutte of her in the dark during a romance scene just to get some detail without spoiling the whole mystery.

[Someone With Mass]

Judging by her placeholder, I'm not worrying that much.

[Bogsnot1]

Heebejeebes wrote...

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If it's anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

why did I have to go and click the link

You could always check out Grunts junk.

[What?]

Outcast83 wrote...

VictorianTrash wrote...

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If its anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

That just gave me the lulziest image. Ever. A horrified Shepard, gaping in wide-eyed terror as Garrus' piece unwinds and hits the floor. Screen blacks out. As it fades back in, Shepard's curled on a bed in the medbay, sobbing at Chakwas and screaming, "WHYYYYYYYYYY."

well you know what they say once you go turian you wont want to do it again

No lie. You'd be too traumatized to try and sleep with anyone ever again, in fear of risking another hose-penis.

[Heebejeebes]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If it's anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

why did I have to go and click the link

You could always check out Grunts junk.

Dammit! I clicked the link again!

[What?]

Bogsnot1 wrote.

You could always check out Grunts junk.

... It looks like an elephant leg.

[Esbatty]

VictorianTrash wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote.

You could always check out Grunts junk.

... It looks like an elephant leg.

Eww... it looks like something that should be attached to the lining of the large intestine of a Great Old One.

[xIxDarkWolfxIx]

Heebejeebes wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If it's anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

why did I have to go and click the link

You could always check out Grunts junk.

Dammit! I clicked the link again!

^ This

[Bogsnot1]

Not an elephants leg, but an actual quad headed dong of the Australian echidna. Fortunately, the echidna is one of the rare species of australian animals which is not poisonous.

[JKoopman]

Heebejeebes wrote...

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If it's anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

why did I have to go and click the link

At least you learned something.



JKoopman. Educating people about duck penises one thread at a time.

Modifié par JKoopman, 29 mai 2011 - 11:39 .

[Outcast83]

Heebejeebes wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

JKoopman wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.

If it's anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?

why did I have to go and click the link

You could always check out Grunts junk.

Dammit! I clicked the link again!

You Seen It! Now You Cant Un-See IT!!!

[Dangerfoot]

Nashiktal wrote...

Heebejeebes wrote...

Jayman1337 wrote...

Like they'll really intentionally make a LI unattractive. C'mooooooon, man.

Jay Leno chins Gallore

I actually liked how she looked thank you! Was dissapointed when I couldn't romance her. Then again... it might just be because she completely mauled a darkspawn with her bare hands. (And someone else I don't want to spoil because its so awesome.)

It's funny, because Isabella has a pretty masculine face and a bit of a Leno chin sometimes in the game, but everyone and their dog romanced her.

[Severyx]

wat is this i dont even

[Ghost Warrior]

Oh my God those links,my eyes!!!!

Anyway,I would laugh my ass off if Tali turned out to be really ugly. What a slap in the face for Talimancers.

[Harmless Crunch]

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