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What if Tali is ugly?


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Paincake1234 wrote...

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This made me lol

LOL Bag 'er and Gag 'er...

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I wonder if it would be karmic towards the Talimancers.

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Icinix wrote...

Yeah, living in that suit, sweat would build up, pores would clog, hair would fall out. Without sunlight, the skin would be clammy and probably develop sores and blisters..

Fortunately. Fan bois rule in this instance...if they show her face, she'll be hotter than a nuclear war on Tuchanka.

This made me lol xD


I well, wouldn't really care, there's only so much "ugly" they can make her, they probably will, or at least that seems the most logical thing to do, just give a texture, and modify a thing or two on her actual faceholder. That means, that although they can make her look "ugly", it's not like they can make her look like... that pic over there XD

Chances are I'd still like her xD

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Paincake1234 wrote...

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This made me lol


LMAO!

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She won't be, deal with it.

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I bet she comes out of that envirosuit with a sleek, waxed body, manicure and pedicure, bleached teeth and perfect smile, JUST enough makeup to highlight her supermodel facial features, and just the right tan due to the envirosuit's UV ray features built in. Oh yeah, she's probably also wearing Victoria's secret panties and bra too.

Bioware always succumbs to the fans B)

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I bet she comes out of that envirosuit with a sleek, waxed body, manicure and pedicure, bleached teeth and perfect smile, JUST enough makeup to highlight her supermodel facial features, and just the right tan due to the envirosuit's UV ray features built in. Oh yeah, she's probably also wearing Victoria's secret panties and bra too.


:mellow:

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That is all.

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I assume they have a few hundred Tali face sketches strewn around the Bioware offices. They'll find something that works eventually.

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Heebejeebes wrote...

Garrus looks like he would hurt, and Im not even a girl. He's covered in rock hard plates and his teeth could spear your tongue. Also I don't wanna even think about what Turian junk looks like.


If its anything like a bird's, its probably barbed.

Or something like this.

Ladies?


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I'll never look at Garrus the same way again.

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Oh man if she turns out to be fugly I'll spend 3 entire days laughing XD

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Male characters rarely get threads like these.

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Russalka wrote...

Male characters rarely get threads like these.

How could anyone besides Tali get a thread like this?

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Russalka wrote...

Male characters rarely get threads like these.


No male LI has had his face obscured for both games. You want to talk about what Kal'Reegar looks like? We can do that, too.

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It's a bit off-topic, but for example Miranda and Isabela have had a number of threads discussing how unnattractive they are. I believe most of the female cast in the games have had a few of those. In Dragon Age 2 there was one or two for Carver derp and that was it. Garrus had a few people disliking him for him being obviously alien and far from human appearance. Jacob's personality, or the lack thereof was complained about.

Why are male characters so rarely picked apart for their appearance?
But like I said, off-topic.

I think I would like the Quarian appearance not be universally attractive space babe/dude, but with a certain quirkiness to them.

Modifié par Russalka, 29 mai 2011 - 05:52 .


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TSC_1 wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Male characters rarely get threads like these.


No male LI has had his face obscured for both games. You want to talk about what Kal'Reegar looks like? We can do that, too.


Kal'Reegar looks like Adam Baldwin.

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Russalka wrote...

It's a bit off-topic, but for example Miranda and Isabela have had a number of threads discussing how unnattractive they are. I believe most of the female cast in the games have had a few of those. In Dragon Age 2 there was one or two for Carver derp and that was it. Garrus had a few people disliking him for him being obviously alien and far from human appearance. Jacob's personality, or the lack thereof was complained about.

Why are male characters so rarely picked apart for their appearance?
But like I said, off-topic.

I think I would like the Quarian appearance not be universally attractive space babe/dude, but with a certain quirkiness to them.

This is about what if Tali is ugly,since we don't know yet. It has nothing to do with sex,I am sure that if Kal Reegar was a squadmate and possible LI,there would be a thread "What if Reegar is ugly?".
Miranda's appearance was discussed because she was engineered to be perfect.
Once again,it has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

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shnizzler93 wrote...

TSC_1 wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Male characters rarely get threads like these.


No male LI has had his face obscured for both games. You want to talk about what Kal'Reegar looks like? We can do that, too.


Kal'Reegar looks like Adam Baldwin.


Hah! I really want to see him in the Jayne hat.

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If Tali is ugly, the day after ME3 release the Bioware offices will be burnt down.

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According to her concept art from the "Art of Mass Effect" book .. she looks pretty cute .. i can share the pic of her face if there is no problem in doing so.

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What we know:

- She seems to have two eyes, a nose and hints of a mouth.
- Shepard didn't leap away in disgust or Vader yell "Noooooo!"
- There is no possible way BioWare can make everyone happy.

Whether she looks like a "Space Elf" (where on earth did that term originate, by the way?) or something decidedly more alien, I highly doubt she is going to be horribly unattractive.

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jellmoo32 wrote...
- Shepard didn't leap away in disgust or Vader yell "Noooooo!"


Shepard could have just been in shock once he saw her face and froze, unable to make a run for it. Then, before he could escape Tali jumped at him, and took advantage of him.

Shepard now cries in the shower each night, trying to forget the whole experience through huge amounts of booze.

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ReconTeam wrote...

jellmoo32 wrote...
- Shepard didn't leap away in disgust or Vader yell "Noooooo!"


Shepard could have just been in shock once he saw her face and froze, unable to make a run for it. Then, before he could escape Tali jumped at him, and took advantage of him.

Shepard now cries in the shower each night, trying to forget the whole experience through huge amounts of booze.

lol,good one

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ReconTeam wrote...

jellmoo32 wrote...
- Shepard didn't leap away in disgust or Vader yell "Noooooo!"


Shepard could have just been in shock once he saw her face and froze, unable to make a run for it. Then, before he could escape Tali jumped at him, and took advantage of him.

Shepard now cries in the shower each night, trying to forget the whole experience through huge amounts of booze.


At least it keeps you guessing :lol::lol::lol:

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ReconTeam wrote...

jellmoo32 wrote...
- Shepard didn't leap away in disgust or Vader yell "Noooooo!"


Shepard could have just been in shock once he saw her face and froze, unable to make a run for it. Then, before he could escape Tali jumped at him, and took advantage of him.

Shepard now cries in the shower each night, trying to forget the whole experience through huge amounts of booze.


So...Tali is space Medusa?