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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient,

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.

Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"

Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.

Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.

Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.

Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.

Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.

Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.

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