Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack
One Word Mass Effect Story!
Débuté par
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, mai 29 2011 10:01
#401
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 04:54
#402
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:00
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared in a
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared in a
#403
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:11
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis
#404
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:14
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis
#405
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:28
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked
#406
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:31
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis
#407
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:35
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and
#408
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:35
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't
#409
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:36
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry
#410
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 05:39
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex
Modifié par Skilled Seeker, 02 juin 2011 - 05:40 .
#411
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 06:00
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Modifié par xI extremist Ix, 02 juin 2011 - 06:01 .
#412
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 07:47
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali
#413
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 07:51
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe
#414
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 07:54
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's
#415
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 09:59
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis
#416
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 10:31
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body
Seriously? "Huge penis"? How about "UR MOM" next time?
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body
Seriously? "Huge penis"? How about "UR MOM" next time?
#417
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 10:32
Too much...penis...
#418
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 10:50
SilentNukee wrote...
Too much...penis...
Wewt, sympathiez!
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh y--
Modifié par DoNotIngest, 02 juin 2011 - 10:51 .
#419
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 10:54
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
SOOOO MUCH PENIS!!!!!
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
SOOOO MUCH PENIS!!!!!
#420
Posté 02 juin 2011 - 11:15
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome,
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome,
#421
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 01:20
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage
Modifié par Skilled Seeker, 03 juin 2011 - 01:21 .
#422
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 02:22
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate
#423
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 04:00
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren
#424
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 04:21
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately,
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately,
#425
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 05:00
Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis





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