Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's
Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and
vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his
Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came.
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
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Posté 03 juin 2011 - 07:27
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Too much penis jokes
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
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Posté 03 juin 2011 - 07:30
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran
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Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:38
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into
#431
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:53
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus
#432
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 11:34
GuttapwN
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front
#433
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 11:36
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant
#434
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 11:37
GuttapwN
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating
#435
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 12:38
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled
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Posté 03 juin 2011 - 12:52
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis
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Posté 03 juin 2011 - 12:55
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with
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Posté 03 juin 2011 - 05:52
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis
#441
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 05:58
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with
#442
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 05:59
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
#443
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:39
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penis
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penis
#444
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:42
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penisillin-popping xi extremist ix was wondering why he was so obsessed with male genetalia, when
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penisillin-popping xi extremist ix was wondering why he was so obsessed with male genetalia, when
#445
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 11:01
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penisillin-popping xi extremist ix was wondering why he was so obsessed with male genetalia, when DoNotIngest bought a waffle maker.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penisillin-popping xi extremist ix was wondering why he was so obsessed with male genetalia, when DoNotIngest bought a waffle maker.
#446
Posté 04 juin 2011 - 01:36
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more. However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penisillin-popping xi extremist ix was wondering why he was so obsessed with male genetalia, when DoNotIngest bought a waffle maker. And in the Finall Battle Snape Kills Dumbledore
THE END! of This Story
Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.
Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.
On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex. Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.
In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.
Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead owned by Thane, who was happy with Legion's licking his poison gland under Conrad's belly.
Unfortunately, Anderson wanted to join them profoundly, shepard had lube for Tali's food that the turian counselor deducted was inertly, "Ah, yes "lube", we love Queenie!"
Chiktikka vas Paus isn't thrilled that Joker and Tali compared legs while singing the elcor national anthem to Ugly Shepard's thong, however, Zaeed loved the thongs design.
Harbringer was spying on Miranda sucking on Shepard's hard, throbbing ass pimple, though sovereign was more
interested checking his face for indoctrinated saren's bulging butt cheeks, so chakwas could surgically remove Grunt's stomach.
Conrad and Kelly Chambers wouldn't dare kissing their common molecule Bob. It crawled hungrily over Mallene who ate Grunt but forgot Shepard's shotgun inside Kelly's handbag. So Tali bent over Captain Anderson and proclaimed, "keelah se'lai! You remind me of father!" Anderson replies, "Baby, I'm a little old for that comparison." To which Tali could only say, "Sweet Aardvark rape faces!" Anderson said "But the priiize...." while the space hamster watched.
Jacob suddenly entered with a bottle of amoeba soup vodka called "The Priiiize" and his Pimp goblet made entirely out palidium.
Tali thought about the priizze while Anderson was crying to Samara saying: " Why does an asari look orange?" Samara grabbed Mallene's ass and she ate it while Calis dies because Shepard's penis was non-existent.
Worried, Shepard gets Miranda to build him a new penis but Mallene stole the secret ingredient, resurrecting Saren's penis like she knows several cupcakes.
Fox News flew into a penis monster.
Jack stared at a penis, penis sucked the penis and wouldn't cry 'penis!' and let slip the fluids of sex monstrocities loco de la mar azul!
Stunned, Wrex and Tali were in awe of Kool Aid Man's huge penis-shaped body. He cried, "Oh yeah".
While Team Shotgun recovered from the awesome, Jacob's thick sausage rolled off of his plate, getting eaten by the varren Urg. Unfortunately, TIM's penis was cast back into the fiery chasm from which it came in DoNotIngest's mouth for omitting peoples' contributions to make the game his instead of the communitys'.
Alliance ran into Cerberus front-ant without hesitating, and gargled on a penis with Arsenic.
Shepard finished this story by eating varren penis with the Batman.
Happy penisillin-popping xi extremist ix was wondering why he was so obsessed with male genetalia, when DoNotIngest bought a waffle maker. And in the Finall Battle Snape Kills Dumbledore
THE END! of This Story
#447
Posté 04 juin 2011 - 01:51
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If we are to start another one, based on how the last story went I beleive it would begin like this
Penis...(so on and so forth)
Penis...(so on and so forth)
#448
Posté 04 juin 2011 - 01:57
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Im still a little confused at the fact that after bending over Anderson Tali proclaimed that he reminds her of her father...
#449
Posté 04 juin 2011 - 01:58
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New story? It's just a continuation, so we aren't quoting two feet of text per post.
Penis was awfully tired of Mass Effect by now, so he
Penis was awfully tired of Mass Effect by now, so he
#450
Posté 04 juin 2011 - 02:11
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Penis was awfully tired of Mass Effect by now, so he two-stepped
