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#101
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad


The last sentence is coming out kinda weird.

Modifié par roflchoppaz, 30 mai 2011 - 05:19 .


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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is late because

#106
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is late


The last sentence is coming out kinda weird becuase

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

#108
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad sinner. After this event

#109
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man

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lol this story is so messed up

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped miranda's

#112
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped miranda's huge

Modifié par Commander Shep4rd, 30 mai 2011 - 05:24 .


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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast

Modifié par Midey, 30 mai 2011 - 05:25 .


#114
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie wich grunt thought it was jesus.

Then the illusive man sneezed



I fixed the last sentence.. if u guys want to go on with this..:whistle:

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped miranda's huge breast without

Modifié par Tasha vas Nar Rayya, 30 mai 2011 - 05:26 .


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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded

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Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to drink

:ph34r:

Modifié par naledgeborn, 30 mai 2011 - 05:29 .


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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his nose

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween his sigarets

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt