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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted.

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless,

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted.
Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium,

Modifié par San_OpiA, 30 mai 2011 - 05:39 .


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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking Liara

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with

Modifié par Bearcut, 30 mai 2011 - 06:13 .


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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren goalkeepers.

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until 

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak