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#201
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

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#203
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali

#204
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided

#205
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's

#210
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit

#211
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but 

#212
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad

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 Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser

Modifié par AssistantSensei, 31 mai 2011 - 11:44 .


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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit

#220
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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a

((OOC: Will be interesting to see how far this thread goes))

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Commander Shepard was eating pudding from Omega, Ashley giggles because Wrex dared to shoot Joker's hat. Then Patriarch decided that he finally cut off Benezia's funding for a boob job because Udina needed it more.
However Urz was licking blood out of Miranda's teacups whilst Legion was debating Zaeed's methods of playing house poker with strip sexbots that bend over for a penny. So Tali shoves a stick up the Turian Councilor's Thanksgiving Turkey, offending Blasto who shoves a sword through Jacob's P90X.

Suddenly Kasumi gasped at Thane's son's crotch. Jacob opened the fridge but his butt was in the way. Later a giant penis statue gets stuck in the Citadel's Hanar lounge, with pie witch grunt lol'd jesus is a bad GaGa.

Then the illusive man tapped Miranda's huge breast and proceeded to stick his face inbetween her butt and vomitted. Nonetheless, Shepard, back on Ilium, was eating pudding again with pie, thinking about Liara's nose.

On Tuchanka Wrex and Grunt are playing Kroganball with varren until a pyjak take Wrex 's ball away. Furious, Wrex wrecks the Pyjak with a Claymore on a T-Rex.

Miranda was sucking on Shepard's throbbing hard ass pimple when it burst, Chakwas got toothpaste from calibrated machinery Legion-dancing was.

In Engineering, Ken and Gabby made awkward grunts, because they were contemplating Oktoberfest sausages and hurled because Jacob needed his treatment which consisted with beer and pretzels containing his Father's secret youth chili recipe.

Tali decided she'd jump across the Bioware's pit, but Wrex refused to lock his quad laser suit, despite the fact that Wreav peed on a Hammerhead