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[TEWR]

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Bring it you damn, dirty cucumbers!





You actually just reminded me of a funny story regarding bad food and myself. 

Oh, dears. I shouldn't, but I'm slightly drunk so I'll ask anyway. What story?

Well first, to cover my bases: The new Genlocks and hurlock alphas are awesome. And I can't wait to learn more about Corypheus



Ok, now I'm entitled to go off topic:


So about maybe 4-5 years ago when I was 14 or 15 my mom, my stepdad, and I are sitting down to eat some Seasons Pizza. As soon as The Works Pizza comes in with the Stromboli (or was it a Calzone? Whatever) I dig in. So I just go at that pizza and eat a couple slices. But then I notice this odd smell. I tell my mom that something smells funny on the pizza, but she just dismisses it as nothing to worry about.

I shrug and continue eating my pizza. On my 5th slice I can still smell the smell. So I tell her again, and she tells me that it's nothing. But I keep smelling it so I just put the pizza an inch under her nose and she smells it, noticing the stench 

Turns out, the entire pizza had bad meat used for it (sausage, pepperoni, ham) and I had eaten four and a half slices of pizza with bad meat. We called Seasons up and got a free pizza, but I didn't eat any more that night. For all I knew, they put even more bad meat on there.

I expected to throw it up that night, but to my amazement it stayed down and I didn't throw up. Iron stomach I guess.

To this day though, I can't eat Seasons Pizza because I always smell that stench on their pizza. Even if the meat isn't bad, I still smell it.

[Mr.House]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Queen-Of-Stuff wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

Bring it you damn, dirty cucumbers!





You actually just reminded me of a funny story regarding bad food and myself. 

Oh, dears. I shouldn't, but I'm slightly drunk so I'll ask anyway. What story?

Well first, to cover my bases: The new Genlocks and hurlock alphas are awesome. And I can't wait to learn more about Corypheus



Ok, now I'm entitled to go off topic:


So about maybe 4-5 years ago when I was 14 or 15 my mom, my stepdad, and I are sitting down to eat some Seasons Pizza. As soon as The Works Pizza comes in with the Stromboli (or was it a Calzone? Whatever) I dig in. So I just go at that pizza and eat a couple slices. But then I notice this odd smell. I tell my mom that something smells funny on the pizza, but she just dismisses it as nothing to worry about.

I shrug and continue eating my pizza. On my 5th slice I can still smell the smell. So I tell her again, and she tells me that it's nothing. But I keep smelling it so I just put the pizza an inch under her nose and she smells it, noticing the stench 

Turns out, the entire pizza had bad meat used for it (sausage, pepperoni, ham) and I had eaten four and a half slices of pizza with bad meat. We called Seasons up and got a free pizza, but I didn't eat any more that night. For all I knew, they put even more bad meat on there.

I expected to throw it up that night, but to my amazement it stayed down and I didn't throw up. Iron stomach I guess.

To this day though, I can't eat Seasons Pizza because I always smell that stench on their pizza. Even if the meat isn't bad, I still smell it.

[TEWR]

erynnar wrote...


Well better that than a human sized gorilla in Kirkwall tan. Apparently fighting Genlocks didn't make you feel like you were fighting a giant cucumber back then, just a gremlin (again I can see it, but as an artist, wasn't what I thought when I looked at them). LIke I said, quick stuff them with pimento!

To you it's better but to me I prefer the gorilla genlocks. I would like to see them wearing more armor though. We're one step away from making an XXX Darkspawn movie....



Wait, I remember the youtube clip of Alistair and a Genlock, so never mind.


But now anytime I fight a Genlock in Origins I'll think I'm fighting a Veggietales Gremlin

[TEWR]

Mr.House wrote...

My reaction the morning after

[erynnar]

Mr.House wrote...

erynnar wrote...

Mr.House wrote...

erynnar wrote...

Ugh it looks like an eyeless pile of junk. *facepalm* Again, pass. Instead of looking orginal like the DAO ones, now it looks like something from game about Demons. Geeze, just go back to the orginal already and spare us the remakes into Gothic Demons from Hell and Gorilla LoTR trolls.

They did not look that orginal in DAO.

Pictures please, point me to something that looked like the darkspawn.

Take off the hair, there is not that much of a diffrence, the Hurlock looks where not orginal, complaining that the Genlock and Hurlock alpahs are not orginal and not complaining about the DAOs is not just being bias, it just makes oyu look like a fanboy/fangirl.

But trying to argue with you about DA2 goes nowhere. You are so deadlocked on hating DA2 and calling anything trash that nothing the team does will please you.

Okay, let me break it down for you as someone who drew people, objects, creatures, and animals for many, many years includingi in college.

Are they similar? Yep, a little. Lets see.

Uruk, yep has hair. Has skin covering its head in it's entirty. It has gums and lips and a fleshy nose. Its skin is smooth over a large muscularture.

Darkspawn, no hair. No lips, nor gums. It has black pointed teeth reather than yellow chiped ones. It has fangs. It has no nose at all. The skin (and I am not even going into color since it is just too hard to tell and has been debated elsewhere) on the darkspawn is paper thin and missing in large places and has sores.

Both have pale eyes.  Better you compare darkspawn to some cross of a zombie and and Uruk. But it is not a direct knock off of say the new Genlock and the LoTR troll.

Where as the new Genlock has the same skin tone, the same build, and hell the armor is the same. The difference I saw from the pics on the other forum between the troll and the Genlock? Um, height, the feet, and the nose.

You want to call me a fangirl? Go right ahead. Be my guest. But that makes you look like a troll.  I asked for pictures so I could make a real judgement on whether I agreed with you are not. I wasn't claiming they didn't. I needed pics to decide. NIce to try and insult me. If they had more similarities than they have, I would have agreed with you. As it is, not enough for me to draw the conclusion.

Oh, and please, put where I hate DA2? I have said it is not bad, nor good. It is splendid in it's mediocrity. Don't assume when you know nothing about me, and I'll do the same for you.

Modifié par erynnar, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:20 .

[TEWR]

I have to wonder. People dislike how the Darkspawn seem to be LotR-like, but they want the elves to revert to being LotR-like. Why?


People are saying they don't want LotR in their DA, yet they want the elves to go with the classic "humans with pointy ears" look that was part of LotR (and I guess maybe other things). The only difference between the DAO elves and LotR elves is height.


Boggles the mind.

[erynnar]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

I have to wonder. People dislike how the Darkspawn seem to be LotR-like, but they want the elves to revert to being LotR-like. Why?


People are saying they don't want LotR in their DA, yet they want the elves to go with the classic "humans with pointy ears" look that was part of LotR (and I guess maybe other things). The only difference between the DAO elves and LotR elves is height.


Boggles the mind.

I don't. I like Fenris and Merrill. But almost all the rest are butt ugly. They are supposed to be beautiful (mostly, lets face it no one species is all pretty) and enthralling to humans. Most of the elves were gag worthy. So make them like Fenris (hello hottie) or Merrill and YEAH.

Modifié par erynnar, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:33 .

[Mr.House]

Many modders where able to fix a lot of the ugly elfs, so it's not the design that's the issue, it's the people that did the faces of te ugly elfs in DA2.

Modifié par Mr.House, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:36 .

[TEWR]

the new elf design actually keeps in line with the shriek design. And also, the people who say the elves look like Na'vi because of their ears need to look at where the shrieks ears are. That's more Na'vi than the elves, who aren't Na'vi-esque in my opinion.







and these are unmodded elves.

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:43 .

[Mr.House]

Also here's a modded Orana.

[TEWR]

Harvestino needs to be retconned for pro-mage people. Orsino needs to live in pro-mage playthroughs. No one is happy with that.


EDIT: never mind. same nose





I think Orana's nose was the real problem. that and the Tarohne makeup

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:47 .

[erynnar]

I do love Orsino! I would soooooo go for him. That's why it disappointed me when he went ape **** at the end (and the thing with <spoiler>) Loved the VA too.

[erynnar]

Mr.House wrote...

Also here's a modded Orana.

Now that is a beautiful elf in the style of DA2! Love it! Oh I need that mod!

[Mr.House]

erynnar wrote...
Now that is a beautiful elf in the style of DA2! Love it! Oh I need that mod!

That user fixes alot of face moprth issues, including Alistair

Also another example, Varania.



Not so sexy, but better then her normal look.

Modifié par Mr.House, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:49 .

[erynnar]

Mr.House wrote...

Many modders where able to fix a lot of the ugly elfs, so it's not the design that's the issue, it's the people that did the faces of te ugly elfs in DA2.

Yeah, it wasn't the design. I actually like them not looking like humans. I need to get the mods that fixed the elves that were...ew. Not all looked bad (looks at Eth's pics). But a lot were just awful. Again not the design fault.

[TEWR]

I'll admit one ugly elf was Jethann, but I think that's because his blue eyes and reddish-orange hair just didnt mix very well.


But Carver gave me rivalry when my Male Hawke slept with him so he's good for something!

[erynnar]

Mr.House wrote...

erynnar wrote...
Now that is a beautiful elf in the style of DA2! Love it! Oh I need that mod!

That user fixes alot of face moprth issues, including Alistair

Also another example, Varania.



Not so sexy, but better then her normal look.

WOW Just gorgeous! I love it! I figured that Fenris, Merrill, and some others looked good so it was possible.

[TEWR]

I liked Varania's original look. I think the problem with her is that she suffers from Tarohne clown makeup syndrome just like Orana.


That said, modded Varania makes me say "Hot damn!"


So uh, Fenris.... is she seeing anybody?

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:52 .

[Mr.House]

erynnar wrote...

Mr.House wrote...

Many modders where able to fix a lot of the ugly elfs, so it's not the design that's the issue, it's the people that did the faces of te ugly elfs in DA2.

Yeah, it wasn't the design. I actually like them not looking like humans. I need to get the mods that fixed the elves that were...ew. Not all looked bad (looks at Eth's pics). But a lot were just awful. Again not the design fault.

The only design I think was bad and needs to be fixed asap is the Hurlock, I rather they go back to there old cliche() style then...that in DA2. Now the Genlocks I love. Orges, I don't mind either, I hope they leavet he Shrieks alone. Same with the Qunari, just showm ore varitions, some horned, some non hroned, some brown, some gray ect. The Qunari design was well done, some issues, the elf design, a lot of potinal but needs alot of work, I'm mixed with the Darkspawn.

[Mr.House]

erynnar wrote...

Mr.House wrote...

erynnar wrote...
Now that is a beautiful elf in the style of DA2! Love it! Oh I need that mod!

That user fixes alot of face moprth issues, including Alistair

Also another example, Varania.



Not so sexy, but better then her normal look.

WOW Just gorgeous! I love it! I figured that Fenris, Merrill, and some others looked good so it was possible.

There's also a mod that fixes Zev, Teagan, Alistair and restores Nates gray eyes. Modders have made dA2 so much better.

[erynnar]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

I'll admit one ugly elf was Jethann, but I think that's because his blue eyes and reddish-orange hair just didnt mix very well.


But Carver gave me rivalry when my Male Hawke slept with him so he's good for something!

It wasn't just the weird blue eyes for me. It was the shape, and his face was just ugly. Good thing he was funny. But he was just ew. Did the mods fix him? Please say yes.

[Tommy6860]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...















the new elf design actually keeps in line with the shriek design. And also, the people who say the elves look like Na'vi because of their ears need to look at where the shrieks ears are. That's more Na'vi than the elves, who aren't Na'vi-esque in my opinion.







and these are unmodded elves.

Seeing all of these Elvhen images makes me think that they are about ready for take-off.

*starts listening to Pink Floyd's Learning To Fly*

[TEWR]

I liked Zevran's look in DA2, but I guess the modded one isn't too bad, though I think they made him look like some other elf (if that clip is the one you mean Mr. House)


I also like how Nuncio facepalms when Zevran kills the Antivan

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 10 juillet 2011 - 01:57 .