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[Blze001]

"Yippie ki-yay mother****er."

"Shiny!"

Illusive Man: "Shepard, Cerberus would like to help you out."
Shepard: "Official Spectre guidelines prevent me from accepting help from an organization the council has officially rebuked, so... *Makes a V with her fingers and blows a raspberry*... jog on."

"Toga! Toga!"

"Open the shuttle bay doors, EDI."

"Citadel, we have a problem."

"I'll always have Illium."

Modifié par Blze001, 31 mai 2011 - 04:30 .

[Clonedzero]

Harbringer: "shepaaaardddddd....come out to plaaaay---aayyyyyy!" *clanging bottlefingers*

(in case you dont get the reference www.youtube.com/watch also you're a bad person for not knowing the reference)

Modifié par Clonedzero, 31 mai 2011 - 04:46 .

[Blze001]

*Shepard addressing the survivors of the Earth attack*

"Yesterday, June 30th, 2185—a date which will live in infamy—the planet earth was suddenly and deliberately attacked by an armada of Reaper dreadnaughts.

It will be recorded that the attack by Soverign on the Citadel and the disappearance of Terminus colonies were deliberate attempts to weaken our galaxy through combat, and distrust amongst our races.

The attack yesterday on the Local Cluster has caused severe damage to Alliance fleets and marines. I regret to tell you that very many human lives have been lost. In addition, military and civilian ships have been reported missing on major shipping routes.

Yesterday the Reaper invasion also launched an attack against Mars.

Last night Reaper forces attacked Pavalen.

Last night Reaper forces attacked Sur'Kesh.

Last night Reaper forces attacked Thessia.

Last night Reaper forces attacked The Citadel.

And this morning the Reapers attacked Tuchanka.

The enemy has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the galaxy. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the planet Earth have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our home.

As a council Spectre and hero of humanity, I have coordinated with our remaning forces, ensuring that all measures are taken for our defense. But always will our whole galaxy remember the character of the onslaught against us."

[illusive_wolf]

You all know the mission, and what is at stake.
I have come to trust each of you with my life -- but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns.
We are trained for espionage; we would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way.
Think of our heroes; the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts.
These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are.
Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers!
Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that we held the line!
Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that, we held the line!
Our influence will stop Saren (harbinger in this case); in the battle today, we will hold the line!”

[Drama Queenie]

"Me love you long time" seems to be pretty popular lately. Has a chance of getting in there.

[Ghrelt]

"Lets be bad guys."

"Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a while."

[Ragnarok521]

"You are superior in only one respect!"

"What is that?"

"You are better at dying!"

that or

"This is not war! This is pest control!"

Both from:



And one that ABSOLUTELY must make it into the game...

"Make it so."

Modifié par Ragnarok521, 31 mai 2011 - 05:40 .

[Dark Eff3ct]

"jesus take the wheel"
- joker

[Drama Queenie]

Dark Eff3ct wrote...

"jesus take the wheel"
- joker

LOL as he's making a impossible escape he throws his hands up and says "jesus take the whell, take it from my hands..."

[Sinnerous]

Get in the Choppa!

[Bolboreta]

Kill it with fire!

[Semphis]

"Ah, yes Reapers"

[turian councilor Knockout]

FEAR ME ! for i am biotics made flesh.

[tjzsf]

"Is extinction not preferable to submission?"
Said to a group of krogan to get them all gung ho about fighting Reapers

[Sleepicub09]

Shep get shot in the arm
Kaidan-shep your bleeding
Shep-I ain't got time to bleed
Kaidan *confused face*-oh okay

[TommyH]

"I should go."

[Ghost Warrior]

Renegade Shepard: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch fu*king ass*oles. You know why?
You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be! You need people like
me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and
say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not
good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that
problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night
to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like
this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a
bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
"

Modifié par Ghost Warrior, 31 mai 2011 - 06:59 .

[CroGamer002]

Shepard: Is this a bad joke?

[Illusive]

No Shepard, you are the Reapers.

[Aimi]

Shepard to [insert jerk politician here - Udina, Valern, you get the idea]: "Just ****ing do it! Otherwise you'll find yourself in some medieval war zone on Tuchanka with your arse in the air, trying to persuade a group of krogan with shotguns that sustained sexual violence is not the ****ing Way Forward!"

Shepard [to Conrad Verner]: "Look, I'd love to stop and chat, but I'd rather have Type II diabetes."

Zaeed [to huskified rachni? krogan? immediately before it pounces]: "Clever girl..."

Jacob [after Reapers have been defeated]: "ANYTHING IS POSSABULLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

Shepard [at his/her trial]: "It is not by speeches and majority votes that the great questions of the time are decided, but through iron and blood."

[AresXX7]

Shepard: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."

Shepard: "I swear, the next person around here who acts irrationally, I'm going to shoot myself in the head."
[Ashley enters fuming[/i]] "Bastards!"
Garrus: "Did she just... "
Shepard: "She did!"
Garrus: "I'll go get the gun."

Joker:  "Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic."

[Harmless Crunch]

I've had enough of these mother f*cking Reapers on my mother f*cking Earth!
Shame on you that it took more than 1 page to say this quote!

[Cheesy Blue]

Marine Sergeant: Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up are raggedy ass fleet!

Group of Marines: Hurrah!


Part 2


Marine Sergeant: Where's the rest of your platoon?

Marine #1: Wasted Sarge.

Marine #2: And we will be to sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!

Marine Sergeant: You hit Marine?

Marine #2: N... no sir.

Marine Sergeant: Then listen up! When I joined the Corps we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock! Buck up boy! You're one very lucky Marine! 

Modifié par Cheesy Blue, 31 mai 2011 - 07:29 .

[Kaiser Shepard]

"Now we're all sons of *****es."

Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 31 mai 2011 - 08:07 .