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[Raith Mano]

E-Type XR wrote...

Toy Story?

You's gets a cookie!


I'd add a picture of what it looks like, but I ate it.

[Ice Cold J]

DSerpa wrote...

shnizzler93 wrote...

"Hold the line"

Love isn't always on time?

Well played, sir.

Shepard, talking to Udina: "After careful consideration, I've decided NOT to endorse your Councilship." (Jurrassic Park)

Getting cornered by an Asari husk: "Clever girl..."

Just before a Thresher Maw attack: "DO NOT GO INTO THE ARID BASIN!!!"

Thane, after getting a no-go diagnosis: "The only thing I do well is kill. What will I do if I cannot kill anymore." (Friday Night Lights)

Miranda to Jack: "They'll try to flank you. Use concussive rounds and your biotics to keep them from turning on you and then reengage the frontal assault."

Shepard recruiting Turians or Batarians: the speech found here:

Shepard on a ground battle: the speech found here:  (go to 3:38)

Actually, ANYTHING from Gettysburg would be absolutely EPIC in ME3.

[MACharlie1]

"Your terminated, ****er!"

"We're going to need a bigger ship..."

(To Asari Councilor) "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." ....

"After all...tomorrow...is another day!"

"I COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!"

"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso 'round it."

"And don't call me Shirley."

"It's a trap!"

"I get the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..."

"We'll always have Ilos."

"They're here!"

[falco117]

Cheesy Blue wrote...


Marine Sergeant: Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up are raggedy ass fleet!

Group of Marines: Hurrah!


Part 2


Marine Sergeant: Where's the rest of your platoon?

Marine #1: Wasted Sarge.

Marine #2: And we will be to sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!

Marine Sergeant: You hit Marine?

Marine #2: N... no sir.

Marine Sergeant: Then listen up! When I joined the Corps we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock! Buck up boy! You're one very lucky Marine! 

"I know what the ladies like" should be somewhere there XD

[Perfecti0nist]

"Game over, man, GAME OVER!"

"They hit us, so...we hit them back."

"You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[Anihilus]

"What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas." Said when Shepard takes a trip to Vegas on Earth.

Gunnery Chief Seargant: Men, we've led those Reapers out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth, but we've stumbled across something so awesome that they're scrambling over each other to get it! I don't care if it's the Protheans own anti-Reaper device or a giant donut but we ain't gonna let em have it! What we WILL let them have is a hull full of lead and a pool of their own synthetic goop to drown in! AM I RIGHT MARINES?!

[JamieCOTC]

Ashley:What now, Skipper?
Shepard: I dunno. I'm making this up as I go along.

(after femshep kills Saren/Sovereign)
Alliance Marine: It looks like the Alliance fleet got 'im, Captain.
Anderson: Oh, no. It was beauty who killed the beast ... with a shot gun.

Shepard: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Garrus: And some dry white toast please.

Joker: How's it going with Harbinger and the Reapers?
Shepard: Nothing.
Joker: Then make him a deal.
Shepard: What kind of a deal?
Joker A deal, deal. Maybe he's a republican?

Shepard: Out here due process is a bullet!

Shepard: Are you the assassin?
Kei Lang: A man's must to do something for a living.
Shepard: Dying ain't much of a living.

Modifié par JamieCOTC, 31 mai 2011 - 09:05 .

[O Tucker]

Wrex to the rest of the krogan army
wrex; 'TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!'

[HiddenKING]

Shepard: "How did the Collectors... Steal Christmas?"

[Someone With Mass]

"Alliance high tech piece of crap!"

"Take out his weapons. Both of them."

"Groovy."

"He deserved to die. They all deserved to die."

"Look at you, human. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

[Blze001]

Shepard: Engage stealth systems.
Joker: Engaging stealth systems!
Shepard: Bring us in close.
Joker: Bringing us in close!
Shepard: Pray to god...
Joker: Prayin' to god!
*Later*
Shepard: I'm going down there.
Joker: He's going down there... *Shepard leaves* ... I wouldn't...

Shepard: Run awaay, run awaaay!

Shepard: My rule of thumb here is...
Miranda: 'Rule of thumb'? Shepard, you know that in the early 1900s on earth it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
Shepard: *Checks thumb* Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist? *Get's decked*

Modifié par Blze001, 31 mai 2011 - 09:25 .

[R3MUS]

Harbinger: The Illusive man never told you what happened to your father!
Shepard: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Harbinger: No....... I am your father!
Shepard: NooOoOOoOOoo!

[Black Raptor]

R3MUS wrote...

Harbinger: The Illusive man never told you what happened to your father!
Shepard: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Harbinger: No....... I am your father!
Shepard: NooOoOOoOOoo!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

How did it take 5 pages to come up with this? 

[mrklean007]

"Are you alliance?"
"Am I a lion?"
"What?"
"I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar"
...

for reference:

[Khran1505]

Ah yes, "Reapers".

[DetailedSubset]

THERE IS SO MUCH FIREFLY IN HERE!!!!!

(thats not a quote, just a statement of fact regarding this thread)

Modifié par DetailedSubset, 31 mai 2011 - 10:09 .

[Fragglespank]

DetailedSubset wrote...

THERE IS SO MUCH FIREFLY IN HERE!!!!!

[Strugz]

"EDI how many Reapers are part of the main fleet?" EDI: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!11111111.

[VendettaI154]

ME3 would be a perfect opportunity to use "Game over man! Game over!"

[nremies1]

Who am I? I am Shepard, Commander, son/daughter of [whoever his/her parents were]. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Dark Space. I am Death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.

Modifié par nremies1, 31 mai 2011 - 11:06 .

[TomY90]

Shepherd: we are not in the Reaper capturing business, we are in the Reaper killing business and business is booming

from the inglorious bastards with reapers being ****'s in the film.

link to clip below

Modifié par TomY90, 31 mai 2011 - 11:15 .

[Sylvanpyxie]

Kal'Reegar: "Gee, we could sure use some GRENADES right about now."

Marine: "Oh god oh god, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
Shepard: "We're not going to die, you know why? We are just too damn pretty to die."

Shepard disappears with LI.
Random crew member: "I'll be in my bunk."

Conrad Verner to FemShep: "Why don't you go and have yourself a little lady break and i'll just take it from here."

Random Crew Member: You know what they say Shepard, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Shepard: When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade! Get mad! Make life take the lemons back! Make life rue the day it thought it could give COMMANDER SHEPARD lemons.

Shepard: "Here come space cops, keep it cool."


....3 Firefly quotes and 3 Portals.. I could keep going, but i won't. >.>

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 31 mai 2011 - 11:17 .

[Zunger]

Turian councilman saying: "Cool story, bro."

[LuckIs0nMySide]

Shepard to Joker: Do a Barrel Roll!

Modifié par LuckIs0nMySide, 31 mai 2011 - 11:32 .