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[R3MUS]

Black Raptor wrote...

R3MUS wrote...

Harbinger: The Illusive man never told you what happened to your father!
Shepard: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Harbinger: No....... I am your father!
Shepard: NooOoOOoOOoo!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

How did it take 5 pages to come up with this? 

Haha! =) I think it's awesome! I must figure out a Lord of the Rings quote too... hmm?

[Sailears]

In my sig: Flash Gordon

"Shepard, Shepard, I love you, but we only have *X hours* to save the Earth!"

[Chuvvy]

If Shepard decides to grow a personality "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw."

[Someone With Mass]

"So, wake up, Shepard. Wake up and...smell the ashes."

[antique_nova]

falco117 wrote...

Cheesy Blue wrote...


Marine Sergeant: Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up are raggedy ass fleet!

Group of Marines: Hurrah!


Part 2


Marine Sergeant: Where's the rest of your platoon?

Marine #1: Wasted Sarge.

Marine #2: And we will be to sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!

Marine Sergeant: You hit Marine?

Marine #2: N... no sir.

Marine Sergeant: Then listen up! When I joined the Corps we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock! Buck up boy! You're one very lucky Marine! 

"I know what the ladies like" should be somewhere there XD

I already mass effected that quote earlier. I think it's on the first 3 pages somewhere.

[Sailears]

Ice Cold J wrote...

Shepard, talking to Udina: "After careful consideration, I've decided NOT to endorse your Councilship." (Jurrassic Park)

Getting cornered by an Asari husk: "Clever girl..."

To add to that:

"Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move." Can be used is some sneaking mission or whatever.

"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!" - please please!

"Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?" - removable helmets

"She's... tenacious." "You have no idea." - regarding Miranda maybe?

"He left us! He left us!" "But that's not what I'm gonna do!"

[Anihilus]

Oh snap, someone beat me to the G-man quote... oh well.

Shepard: *shoots a husk* Walk to your own salvation.... haha...hahah HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

[Someone With Mass]

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences..."

[TheRevelator]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Sylvanpyxie]

"POUR ON THE MUSTARD. GET DIRTY WITH THIS ROBOT!"

"This robot owes you money! THIS ROBOT OWES. YOU. MONEY!"

...Those can be fit in anywhere really.

I'll just make it easy by saying pretty much all of these -> 

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 01 juin 2011 - 12:28 .

[Destroy Raiden_]

Bailey: I'm still trying to figure out what ate Gilbert Grape and you want me to do that?

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Run Shepard Run!

For the honor!

I'm very disappointed and for the record I don't like being disappointed!


I'm VERY DISAPPOINTED!

Just like driving a cab

I don't want one position I want all positions (yeah I had to do that but it could apply to battle positions too...)

It’s worse then that he’s dead, Shepard!

You can’t change the law of physics

It’s life Shepard but not as we know it.

Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 01 juin 2011 - 12:27 .

[Surmansuuhun]

To continue the Firefly theme, I want Kal'Reegar to use one of the following:

- "Gorramit" at all

-"No ruttin' way"

-"You don't pay me to talk pretty"

-Or, really anything Jayne said on Firefly or Serenity

It would also be great if someone used the phase "we're humped" of if someone referred to Shepard as "Commander Tightpants."

[Someone With Mass]

"Let's be bad guys."

"Was that the primary buffer panel?"

[Bearcut]

Wow I didn't realize so many Mass Effect fans were also Firefly Fans...

A show that shouldve gone on much longer

Farscape quote:
Cerberus Soldier to Shepard: "Stand down or..."
Shepard "Or what? You'll shoot me? DO ME THE FAVOR!"

[antique_nova]

Sergeant: What's that coming over the hill!

Soldier 1: Is it a husk?
Soldier 2: Is it a Reaper?

Sergeant: What is coming over the hill?

Soldier 1: Its just a soldier
Soldier 2: Its commander frikking Shepard!



Or Commander Shepard walking over to Mordin with a carrot on the Normandy

Hey, what's up doc .

Modifié par antique_nova, 01 juin 2011 - 12:59 .

[sound wave88]

"its just been revoked"

[ZetaSheperd]

O' man
O' God O' man
O' God O' man O' God
O' man O' God

[I-am-Biwinning]

Joker: Commander, I hope we can head back to our own solar system soon. I'm tired of these old radio stations. I mean seriously! listen to this...
Radio: Oh baby, baby, baby OH!
*Renegade interrupt* Shepard(pulls out hand cannon and shoots radio): Are you trying to indoctrinate everyone on this ship!
*Paragon interrupt* Shepard: Joker, you're doing it wrong(taps a few times on omnitool)
Radio: Just take those old records off the shelf.

Kelly: Commander, you've been acting a little strange ever since you picked up that reaper artifact. It's almost like you are bipolar. Are you feeling ok?
Shepard: I'm bi-winning! I win here, I win there.

Modifié par I-am-Biwinning, 01 juin 2011 - 02:00 .

[Shinobu]

I aim to misbehave!

Get away from her, you *B!TCH*

[Saaziel]

Joker : Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying.
------

Hackett : You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Commander, anyway.
Sheppard : You promoted me.
Hackett : That has got nothing to do with it.
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T.I.M. :What's good for M & M Enterprises will be good for the country.
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Garrus: Well, boys, I reckon this is it - "Nu-Koo-Lar" combat toe to toe with the Roosskies.... Err Reapers.
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Sheppard : I can no longer sit back and allow Reaper infiltration, Reaper indoctrination, Reaper subversion and the international Reaper conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Sheppard : KHAAAAAAAANNN!

Modifié par Saaziel, 01 juin 2011 - 02:04 .

[Repzik]

LuckIs0nMySide wrote...

Shepard to Joker: Do a Barrel Roll!

I can't let you do that, Shepard.

[sympathy4saren]

Shepard to Mordin: "Mordin, this is problematic..."

[OwenShepard]

Miranda: "Welcome to Earth"



Also:
Harby: "Fear me, I've killed hundreds of rachni."
Shep: "Fear me, I've killed all of them."

Modifié par OwenShepard, 01 juin 2011 - 02:03 .

[Anihilus]

Illusive Man: Shepard. Prepare for.... unforseen consequences.

Shepard: What are you, the G-Man?

Illusive Man: Yes.

Shepard: That explains a lot, actually...

[DetailedSubset]

sound wave88 wrote...

"its just been revoked"

"I'll have what she's having."