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[AresXX7]

The Illusive Man: "There are some who call me... Tim."

 Shepard: "Mercy is the mark of a great man. [shoots Conrad] Guess I'm just a good man. [shoots Conrad again] Well, I'm all right."

Shepard: "Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something."
Joker:  [alarmed] "Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? [deadpan] Oh right, that would be me. Back to work."




Edit: Had to fix the *&%# BSN formatting.

Modifié par AresXX7, 01 juin 2011 - 03:06 .

[MrFob]

Shep is just getting of a call with TIM when Harby hologram pops up in the Normandy conference room:
Shep: "And what do YOU want?"
Harby: "Shepad, you fight against inevitability. your race and the entire galaxy are..."
Shep: "Oh, come on, not that speech again, it's such a cliche! And what's with the whole doom saying hologram anyway?"
Harby: "Your insolence will not prevent your destruction!" *disconnects*
Jacob: "Do you really think it was wise to antagonize him further?"
Shep looks at Jacob for a while
Shep: "It's what I do."


EDIT:
Shepard to Conrad:Now, the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your combat suit…
[Zoom in on the side of Conrad's armour, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side;
Shep And the fact that I've got "N7" written down on mine...
[zoom in on the N7 symbol on Shep's suit]
Shep: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*** off!

Modifié par MrFob, 01 juin 2011 - 03:12 .

[jmacrosoft]

E_rik wrote...

Legion, while hacking a door:

"A, A, A, A, A, A. Hack unsucessful. A, A, A, A, A, B. Hack failed. A, B, C, D, F, G.

THIS PLEASE!!!!  :happy:

[Orizont]

EDI or Joker: I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

[RPGamer13]

"It is not a tumor!"

Ashley already used the Army of Darkness reference.

"the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"

Anything from the breakfast scene in Pulp Fiction

[Zigeroy]

(Some marine) "Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and Im all out of bubble gum..."
(Some other marine responding) "Dont worry, I got some!"

[Bogsnot1]

Vogon Poetry FTW!

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose!

Oh blobit of dribble
Oozing from the upturned corner of my mouth
You look to me,
Like you should be,
The thing that dropeth from the cloud
A tiny bit of thee is stuck upon my lip
A little more is stuck up my nose
Some has adhered to my hip
My eyes are open and glassy
My snot is thick and green
And from my ears,
Something obscene appears,
And I think it might be me.

[Syokhan]

Orizont wrote...

EDI or Joker: I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

Yeah, and then a giant spike can come out of nowhere and impale whoever says that quote.

And traumatize thousands of people all over again. Yay!

[R3MUS]

Lord of the Rings in ME3:

*Shepard, Garrus and Ashley walks into the Leader of Earths office/throne room*

Shepard: Hail, Earth's Leader, Lord and Steward of Earth. I come with tidings in this dark hour… and with counsel.

Earth's Leader: Perhaps you have come to explain this?
*Earth's Leader holds a damaged pistol that belonged to Kaidan*
Earth's Leader: Perhaps you have come to tell me why my son is dead?
*sad music plays*

*Shepard gets all sweaty and silent*
*Ashley walks towards the Leader*
Ashley: Kaidan died to save us, my kinsmen and me. He fell defending us from many foes.
Shepard: Ashley! *yells*
*Ashley kneels*
Ashley: I offer you my service, such as it is, in payment of this debt.
Earth's Leader: This is my first command to you: how did you escape and my son did not? So mighty a man as he was.
Ashley: The mightiest man may be slain by one laser beam, and Kaidan was killed by many laser beams.

[Bluefuse]

Random Salarian: It's a Trap!!

Modifié par Bluefuse, 01 juin 2011 - 04:28 .

[rx00]

[At the beginning of the game, to the council]
Shepherd: Well, should I say "I told you so", or should I fight the eager to say that line?

[Someone With Mass]

"Come with me if you want to live."

"Hail to the king, baby."

"What the **** am I doing in the backseat? We're switching. I'm cleaning the windshield, and YOU'RE pick up this guy's skull."

"I'll be in my bunk."

"This is all the money Cerberus gave us in advance. You bring it back to them and tell the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. Well, we are thieves. Point is, we're not taking what's theirs. We'll stay out of their way the best we can from here on in. You explain that's the best for everyone, okay?

- Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go, how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade.

Darn. *Kicks the guy into the Normandy's thruster*"

[R3MUS]

This but Harbinger instead, talking to Shepard in a dream when he is sleeping aboard Normandy.

[xxaletalune]

To Male Shepard, if he equips a helmet.
"Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men's clothes where you got that?"

Cookie if you get it.

[Ghrelt]

"Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything."

[Warlock Adam]

"You're lying, I never hit you! You're tearing me apart Liara!"

"They're reaping her! And then they're going to reap me!"

[JukeFrog]

Jacob: "Does Commander Shepard look like a b****?"

James Vega: "Oh man, I shot Maelon in the face."

[Bluko]

TheCerberus14 wrote...

"He's dead Jim."

"Dammit man I'm a doctor not a physicist!"

Hmm I like this...

Mordin:"He's dead Shepard."

Mordin:"Dammit Shepard I'm a doctor not a combat leader! You go hold-the-line!"

[StrawberryViking]

 Anderson needs a personal assistant, named Ramirez. Think of the possibilities...!
Anderson: RAMIREZ! Get me some coffee. 
Anderson: RAMIREZ! File my income tax return. 
Anderson: RAMIREZ! Kill this reaper with a Wii controller and a cheeseburger. 

(Upon planning a giant reaper trap) "If you build it they will come." 

(Upon Shepard ordering EDI to do some outrageous task "I'm sorry Shepard, I can't let you do that." 

(Husk encounter) "They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book!" 

(Tutorial level!) "Remember: short, controlled bursts." 

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!" 

(Things aren't going well..) "Seventeen *days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen *hours!* Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA GET US!"

(I love Aliens....)

"Go ahead, make my day" 

"I love the smell of eezo in the morning!" 

"I ask for nothing!" 
-" And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!" 

"This... is my BOOMSTICK! 

(Hilarious Renegade Shep) "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"  

(To the new Redshirt/Leroy Jenkins of ME3) "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" 

(Reaper) "Respect my authority."

(Mordin to some poor bastard) "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures." 

(Shep romancing Joker <333) "Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off." 


Cookies to anyone who gets every single one of the references:D

Modifié par StrawberryViking, 02 juin 2011 - 02:33 .

[Bluko]

(Damn these sorts of threads!)

Shepard to Harbinger:

"You can destroy planets, but you can never destoy what I am "friend". I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am the protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth.

Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"

[The Interloper]

You cokaaa-roaches wanna play rough?

Okay! I'M RELOOOAAADED! *blam blam blam*

[OSUP]

"I just want to let you know, we're all counting on you."

[Warlock Adam]

^ This. A thousand times this. Preferably said by the turian councilor as Shepard is about to fight harbinger. You sir, have won the Internet. *slow clap

[HTTP 404]

going to the citadel to go clubbin...

Jacob: "shots shots shots shots shots shots! EeeeeEverybooday!"

[OSUP]

Warlock Adam wrote...

^ This. A thousand times this. Preferably said by the turian councilor as Shepard is about to fight harbinger. You sir, have won the Internet. *slow clap

WOOT! :happy: