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[Shifty Assassin]

id love it if shepard got to pull a your mum joke no matter how lame..lol

[Warlock Adam]

Harbringer: we are superior, your attacks are irrelevant. Your species will be raised to a new existence. We are the harbinger of your ascendance.

Sheploo: your mom!

[GamerT123]

Shepard leading earths resistance against the reapers

Shepard: I am Commander Shepard. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?” „Two thousand against ten?

James Vega : No! We will run and live!

Shep: Yes! Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our FREEEEDOOOOOM!

Modifié par GamerT123, 02 juin 2011 - 03:57 .

[MrFob]

The Normandy has been "swallowed" by a reaper - in the captains quarters:
Virmire surviver: Shepard, blow up the damn ship!
Shepard: No! Noooooooooo!
[Smashes glass and model ships with his assault rifle]
Shepard: I will not sacrifice the Normandy. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They destroy entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.

[Cheesy Blue]

Shepard Looks into the thing that created the Reapers.


Shepard: My god....... It's full of stars....

Modifié par Cheesy Blue, 02 juin 2011 - 04:29 .

[l7986]

Your mom goes to college

[farhansdisplayname]

"OH MY GOD! They killed Kenny!!!"

I will be on the floor laughing if I hear this in ME3.

Modifié par farhansdisplayname, 02 juin 2011 - 05:07 .

[antique_nova]

I AM SHEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Gterror]

im real happy for Udina imma let's you finish,but Turian Councilor had one of the best air quotes of all time.One of the BEST AIR QUOTES of all time.

[exskeeny]

With the new melee combat in mind:

"I know Kung Fu"

[HighMoon]

"You had me at "hello" ".

Modifié par Golden-Rose, 03 juin 2011 - 12:35 .

[Gterror]

*Reapers coming to Earth*
Shepard:S*it just got real!

Modifié par Gterror, 03 juin 2011 - 01:10 .

[I-am-Biwinning]

Shepard: Legion, I've still been wondering about why you used my armor to fix yourself.
Legion: Shepard commander...
Shepard:???
Legion: You complete us.
Shepard: You know, I've always had this thing for flashlight heads, and yours is... illuminating.
Legion: We want you Shepard Commander.
Shepard: Alright, lets do this. I'm going to go borrow Tali's nerve stim package.
Legion: we will be here. We will always be here for you Shepard Commander.

Modifié par I-am-Biwinning, 03 juin 2011 - 01:50 .

[Destroy Raiden_]

^ That's creepy.....

[habitat 67]

Gterror wrote...
Shepard:S*it just got real!

They HAVE to put some formulation of this in ME3.

[I-am-Biwinning]

Destroy Raiden wrote...

^ That's creepy.....

Of course it is, Shepard is creepy. A legion romance couldn't be anything but terrifyingly awkward. It could also be incredibly hilarious. I mean, the Kelly or Garrus romances would have nothing on that.

[LuckIs0nMySide]

Continuing with my Star Fox theme...

EDI to Joker, whilst attacking a Reaper: Shoot the tentacles to open the core!

A Reaper who dies in Harbinger's presence: My Emporer, I've failed you!

Anyone, any time, anywhere: C*cky little freaks!

Modifié par LuckIs0nMySide, 03 juin 2011 - 10:33 .

[Destroy Raiden_]

" Of course it is, Shepard is creepy. A legion romance couldn't be anything but terrifyingly awkward. It could also be incredibly hilarious. I mean, the Kelly or Garrus romances would have nothing on that."


I guess Legion could always hack shep, link into his/her mind and experience human emotion during all the horror....

Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 30 juin 2011 - 03:13 .

[Mathy16]

As long as it isn't 'Just like old times' I'll be happy
They've said it too many times in ME2

Or when on Earth, before the Reaper invasion:
Random Krogan 1: How do they call those things around here?
Random Krogan 2: A rainbow...
Random Krogan 1: Woooooow, ooooooh, look... a double rainbow

Modifié par Mathy16, 30 juin 2011 - 10:58 .

[Daiyus]

"Stop blowin' holes in me ship!"

Good ol' Captain Sparrow.

[bigrdog101]

this should have been in LotSB right after the yahg comes out of the shadows



hope its in ME3 

Modifié par bigrdog101, 30 juin 2011 - 12:13 .

[Sarah_SR2]

As the reaper invasion fleet approaches, Shepard looks out into space and says "We're gonna need a bigger boat".

Upon taking out the first Cerberus elite boss, shep says in fine Jim Carrey style, "Loo ooh ooh zer!"

Upon scanning a derelict base for life signs EDI sings "Life signs. You lovely little life signs. You precious little life signs. Where are you? Da da da da da dah!"

And when the team are faced with over shelling odds surpassing that of a thousand object rho fights, shep declares "I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!"

[Asari Commando]

"you humans are all racist!"

[Goose4291]

Whilst fighting another Reaper, Anderson turns to a Hispanic marine armed with a Cain

"NUKE 'EM, RICO!!"