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[CroGamer002]

Shepard to new Council: I'm gonna say the same thing I did to previous Council. GO TO HELL!

[lovgreno]

Greetings you horrible aliens from darkspace! I have come here to calibrate and kick ass. And I am all out of omni gel.

[CroGamer002]

^What does Omni-gel has to do with... OH MY FACE! YOU PUNCHED MY FAC... OH YOU DID IT AGAIN!

[lovgreno]

Sovereign: Our numbers will blot out the sun on every world!
Shepard: Then we shall fight in the shade.

[lovgreno]

This is my Widow. There are many guns like this but this one is mine.

[Kabanya101]

"Snowballs, ****in snowballs!" Zombieland

"That's a pretty big gun." Waynes World 2

"I'll be back." Terminator

"Let's rock she-****." Army of Darkness

Personally my favorite to see in the game would be:
"Holy ****, they've gone to plaid." Spaceballs

[lovgreno]

Shepard: Husks are not easy to kill.
Garrus: You gotta shoot 'em in th' head.

[AngusJimiKeith]

*garrus, after realizing he is out of thermal clips, picks a wrench up off a nearby weapon customization bench and chucks it at a husk*
shepard: "you know you can shoot people here, you don't have to throw wrenches"
garrus "f*** off!"

Hackett: The quarian fleet is surrounded by the reapers. we can't afford to lose them.
Shepard: I can have three fleets there in 48 hours.
(okay, that's badly paraphrased, but i haven't seen Patton in forever)

I know this was already done, but i'm taking it a step further:
Harbinger: "Shepard. We give you the opportunity to survive. Surrender now. What is the pitiful human saying? When life gives you lemons..."
Shepard: "I've been thinking about that....When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I S'POSED TO DO WITH THESE? I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE COMMANDER SHEPARD LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN/WOMAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HULL OFF! WITH THE LEMONS! I'LL HAVE MY SCIENTIST SALARIAN INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HULL OFF!"

and for Mass Effect: The Musical:
Shepard (to Harbinger): Well I won't back down
No I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down
No I'll stand my ground, won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin me down
gonna stand my ground
and I won't back down

[Destroy Raiden_]

^ I support Cave Johnson in my Mass Effect!

And combustible lemons - BW make it so!

Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 30 juin 2011 - 11:45 .

[Sarah_SR2]

How about this. We discover early on in ME3 that shepard has an estranged spouse who's now working for cerberus. On one of the missions this peraon turns out to be the boss character and as shepard takes down his/her health to a slither a cutscene ensues. Shepard approaches and draws his/her gun. The spouse, in classic Total recall style says something like "You wouldn't shoot me would you honey? After all, we're married!". Shepard, deadpan as can be, shoots his former lover in the head and says "consider that a divorce!".

[sound wave88]

like Shepard remembering about the blitz or the raid on his colony

"I remember (the Blitz/Mindoir) like it was yesterday. This one child ill never forget. he said something to me in Chinese. like "Booku Sou" sound like some cartoon ****, but i understood it to be a question that he was asking me. and i dont have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was...why Commander Shepard?...why?

[eternalnightmare13]

migang wrote...

Shepard : Tell me the truth!

TIM : DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN't HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

you guys get the picture ;-)

Personally it would work much better if it were Shep saying that to the turian counciler.

[eternalnightmare13]

''Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.'' ~ Army of Darkness FTW

Modifié par eternalnightmare13, 17 juillet 2011 - 12:14 .

[sound wave88]

like right in the face of Vega
"Listen sucka. I’m blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole damned army put together. And while you’re out there chanting at rallies and brow beating politicians, I’m taking out any money frontin’ sucker on a humble that gets in my way, so I'll tell you what. When your so-called Revolution starts, you call me and I'll be right down in front showing you how it's done. But until then, you need to SHUT THE **** UP when grown folks is talkin!"

[IntoTheDarkness]

most retarded line of ME3: We fight or we die, that's the plan! - shepard

[The Real Bowser]

Sorry I'm not a big fan of breaking down the fourth wall for cheap laughs.

Keep the fourth wall humor subtle or not at all, in my opinion.

Mass Effect 2 did a good job with it though!  I can't think of any good examples off the top of my head, but you know what I'm talking about I'm sure.

Modifié par The Real Bowser, 17 juillet 2011 - 06:29 .