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[Volus Warlord]

Make up some LI related material that would terrify you.

Some of my fears:
1.) Ash has been with Udina during your "time off"

2.) Ash wants to kill you

3.) Jack wants to kill you

4.) Samara wants to kill you

5.) You have to meet Samara's children

6.) Kelly gives you scale itch

Any more?

[Valikdu]

7.) Liara in an Overlord-like set up, due to having the cypher. Or something.
Square root of 912.04 is 30.2...

Modifié par Valikdu, 03 juin 2011 - 06:41 .

[JoeLaTurkey]

8) Tali finds your copy of Fornax

[BlackwindTheCommander]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

8) Tali finds your copy of Fornax

Krogan Edition.

[Commander_Adept]

9) Shep accidentally buys a copy of Fornax starring Wrex

[JoeLaTurkey]

^ So that's how he could afford all those guns!

[PauseforEffect]

Ok, not my own fears but just for laughs...
1) Miranda's a transsexual
2) Kaiden tells a female Shepard LI that he's gay
3) Liara's been having an affair with Feron
4) Shepard actually got sick from sleeping with Tali
5) Jacob made a recording of his affair with Shepard & is now making a profit off of every sleazy back-alley adult store
6) Thane goes into a flashback of his affair with Shepard in the middle of breakfast with other teammates
7) Ashley dumped Shepard for Anderson
8) Jack accidentally crushes Shepard's delicates during their more intimate moments
9) Kelly did her "special dance" for other crew members
10) Mordin did a documentary of all the events stated above and made a public lecture to a salarian university

[JoeLaTurkey]

10) Yelling out Miranda's name in bed...with Jack

[Cheesy Blue]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

10) Yelling out Miranda's name in bed...with Jack

lol, bucking bronco rodeo.

[JoeLaTurkey]

Rejected love interest giving (male) Shepard a new nickname:

"Faster than Light"

[Tony_M]

PrimalEden wrote...

6) Thane goes into a flashback of his affair with Shepard in the middle of breakfast with other teammates

I laughed so hard at this!

[Yeti13]

1.) Tali's face is actually Jacob!
2.) They don't let you have sex with Legion in ME3
3.) Liaria walks in on Kelly dancing for you!

[JoeLaTurkey]

[Yeti13]

^^ I would still hit that!

[JoeLaTurkey]

^ With an iron bar perhaps

[Yeti13]

^^ Ya....I'll show Tali/Predator my "iron bar"...

[GuitarShredUK]

Miranda and Liara have the mother of all biotic cat fights on board the Normandy, possibly in Shepard's cabin.

Shepard discovers that EDI found footage of him and Miranda in some...extra curricular activities, taken by a security camera in his cabin that he didn't even know was there - "I enjoy the sight of humans making out" etc. 

Modifié par GuitarShredUK, 03 juin 2011 - 09:17 .

[Destroy Raiden_]

Let's see I'll try some serious ones.

Ash/Kaiden try to kill you because they moved on with their lives and you tried to do the same by finding a new LI

Any LI from past crew turns up bi or gay if player didn't romance them or if they did romance them

Tali dying only then do we see her face

Ash/Kaiden not even apologizing for horizon or explaining the traitor comment on horizon

Said two not being able to be yelled at or a least sternly talked to about Horizon and left behind for it.

EDI deciding she loves you in ME3 and wants a cyber relationship with you were sense is a cyborg she can enter into him for their um union....Same goes for Legion

Jacob obsessed Kasumi decides she's over it and wants shep

The scorn LI can't be made at anypoint to see reason when shep asks them to help him fight the reapers and put their depression or anger over said spurning aside to aid all life.

Shep gets hacked again or goes missing or is out of contact for more then 1 day and LI does nothing to get him back, stop him, or track him down yeah LI is totally not worried....

LI jumps infront of a bullet or object to protect shep from it to cliche

Npc's kiss, hug, fondle shep in front of their LI and they say or do nothing over it go brick LI

LI can't spare anytime to talk to shep because they're busy

Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 03 juin 2011 - 09:28 .

[DoNotIngest]

1) Shepard's fish die
2) Boo goes missing (I'd say he'd die, but... No! Impossible!)
3) Jealous Kelly throws my model ship collection out the airlock
4) Permanent team member lock of... Jack and Ashley (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH......)*


*No offence intended, this is all me over here.

[N3phtys]

FemShep Threesome, Keidan said no in part 1 (karma killed him for that just hours later, you could say )

if option in Part 3 with Liara and Ashley: Ashleys says no too.
I will probably need to find the quickest way to kill her off tthen

#2 case: Kelly and the varren STD -> THE FULL STORY!

[jamesp81]

PrimalEden wrote...

6) Thane goes into a flashback of his affair with Shepard in the middle of breakfast with other teammates

That would be epically funny as a comical fanfic.

[onelifecrisis]

Volus Warlord wrote...

Make up some LI related material that would terrify you.

Some of my fears:
1.) Ash has been with Udina during your "time off"

I lol'd

[Alpha-Centuri]

Tali dying only then do we see her face

Ohhhh my goodness. The nerdrage would be so strong! For the sake of Bioware's own lives, they couldn't do this even if they wanted to.

[PMC65]

After surviving a really tough battle my love interest appears with a huge smile. We hug and then BAM!!!! The LI turns on Shepard, calls him/her a traitor and storms off, not to be seen in-game again. That would be ..... er, uh,crap!